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Possibly he doesn’t really want anyone to contact him. I read about a guy who spent the money to list an ad, just to see the number of page views he got.

Without inhibition, enthusiastically, slobberingly into it. “It” is whatever INTO is described in the profile… Rarely used to describe vanilla activities, but could be.

Men know what actually makes their dick hard. The sexual attraction to one or to both genders is innate. You cannot change what you want, only what you do. Denial of the “wrong” attraction is often the default setting for those living in a home (or society) that expresses its disapproval of all same-sex attraction. For people religiously motivated, the denial of what one wants is a sign of being “good” It has worked with great success in the Roman Catholic Church.

Walgreens doesn’t know from decades. An SKU either moves or it doesn’t. Silicone lube doesn’t like my silicone toys. Thick water based or grease for that sort of use. 🤗

Learning massage is necessary, unless what you want to be is a “rub-n-tug” gay masseur. Massage is a science and an art. Gotta learn the science part to avoid damaging somebody by accident. You’re young enough that if you invest in really good training now, it can lead to experience that can develop the art and let it become a full or part-time pursuit, and allow you to recoup tuition costs. Unless you just want to “be a masseur” Good luck!

Personally I’m looking forward to cremation.

It seems likely to me that one measuring a legit 9 will deliver the kind of pounding one would expect from a similarly sized raw beef liver. 😂

My local Walgreens stocks Elbow Grease Lube!! I didn’t know whether to take offense and raise hell with the Manager or to stock up. It keeps beautifully in the fridge.

Only on Nextdoor.com, which of course is completely private. 🥸

Always keeping expectations low does a lot to prevent disappointment.

I was given the address, parked, called him as instructed from the gate and waited for him to come through the courtyard - I told him how beautiful the place was. Then he appeared from the street, and we chatted about the architecture preservation in his neighborhood as he escorted me to his apt in the neighboring building. A nice intro to his conversational ability 💜 He says for him, first in-calls go better this way. He was not wrong. 🫠

On me hairless sack to crack. Trimmed pubes. Everything else as issued. I am off-put by smooth everything-too juvenile. Love body hair in general.

I do not know yet. I may never know. But I have my suspicions.

There’s a sliding scale to porn. from “I’ve done exactly that with that very man, when he was a provider and it was HAF” to ”I’d love to be in the room with this, it’d be HAF” to ”I would never!!!! How do they even learn the stretching part? It’s HAF, tho” to ”if my wife knew this was what I’m into I’m F’d”

Always mix the man mags into the mainstream mags. Catherine Tate as Derrick, how very dare you!!🤣🤣🤣

I am just now remembering I dated a guy in the early 80’s who had only one ball - his cancer arrived before the advent of the quality prosthetics. I didn’t find it in anyway disruptive to having sex. I think I was able to take everything in a mouthful before he got too hard. Sweet fuzzy guy.

Skating (and skiing ) involve simultaneous pressure of bending the knee and shifting weight to in order to move forward, to follow a curved path, and to stop. Whatever you decide, factor that in.

If you have one testicle, you can produce enough fluid to ejaculate. They might not all be swimmers is all.

Being a Masseur gives them polite coverage if they simply don’t want oral/anal sex with a client. This is why I hire escorts who are also really great masseurs , and discuss ahead. Good Lord. If I want that guessing game of will we/won’t we, I wouldn’t be paying for anything more than a decent dinner date. 🤣🤣🤣

This is interesting for many in NYC. Too soon for real hope for law reform, but a step n the right direction! Arrests down in NY N’Yawka’s: whadda all youse think??

That’s all it requires!! (But he did make her lesbacious.) 🤣

The person offering the service defines the term. You will never be the first client to ask for clarification. Often, a masseur may have an escort ad on another site - that reduces overall confusion and it’s easy to ask for a combo of massage and some play. When I hire a massage, I look for training and yrs of experience, because that makes a difference for me, as well as having a legit table. If you want more than a manual HE massage, prepare to pay escort rate. “If you want to offer an upgrade of service once we’ve begun, I come prepared for that, if you have additional time available” It gives him an out if he’s not as into your type. Don’t be nervous. The combo, if done right, is better than just sex. 😘

During the procedure, a prosthetic testicle can be inserted in the sack to visually restore the holy trinity and I believe it is covered by insurance in most cases. This is part of the procedure planning and there will be samples from which he can choose, if he opts for it. Hope your friend comes through cancer-free.

It’s about a senior’s perspective on insecurity in their body, their chosen lives having not met needs sexually, not rocking that boat with the goal of remaining partnered, and in their social station. On the flip side, a younger partner with a surplus of body confidence, unclear dreams for himself, and a lot of painful rejection in his past. They help each other. And it’s hilarious enough!

There’s only one that would make sense for me: I’M NOT HERE YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?