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  1. I may start with one of the dozens who offer garden or poolside service...
  2. I wonder what the reviews would be for GOD? He has LOTS of profiles all over the globe using different names and “available Now” on every one of them. Takes His time getting back. For those who love to Worship, he’s way into that, and according to some, He’s totally down for 3-ways along with His Son. He’s into smiting...is that a red flag ?? He’s a Daddy with control issues, for sure. It’s rumored you better not interrupt His football. Re tips, his earliest clients were pretty sure that He told somebody the tip was unnecessary. It felt like a lifetime between1st time I heard His name and actually getting to meet Him. Only does Incalls.
  3. There’s not a (gay) man out there who at some point, probably age 13 or 14?- attempted to get his lips to meet his cock. Or get enough of it in his mouth to blow himself. Obviously, success takes a number of conditions to be aligned...I know there are grown adult men whose ‘conditions’ were aligned in their youth and they stayed with it (along with yoga...) but I don’t see anyone who makes that a drawing card in their ads. Anyone with intel on a SoCal (LA) provider who might not advertise it, but can and will show off his talent in person? I’m fascinated by the idea. He’s likely to be the only guy to emerge from lockdown with a satisfied smile...
  4. Back in the day, the lady of the house gave the utmost consideration to the background of any portrait as an illustration of her...position
  5. No matter the troubles- a little schmaltz can’t hurt Thx!
  6. I can’t imagine how difficult it is for any parent who realizes their true sexual identity AFTER their commitments to spouse and/or child. I almost took that path before the right opportunity extracted me geographically. Sadly others do not get that chance, and are left to come out, without allies, to endure the ostracism, or put on the act to please their family and church/community, seeking surreptitious sexual exchanges that feel more true, and hating themselves for it. Their children often bear undue burdens - anyone see “Fun Home”?
  7. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6096190/
  8. I think this is yet another fashion worn best by the young
  9. I added AllArts channel to my Hulu Channels They have a collection “Never in NY” with really wonderful/trashy Euro productions of symphonic music, Dance Opera, and Theatre, in addition to a lot of the Great Performances archive that is now behind PBS paywall. Nudity may be present, fair warning... Unlike Met on Demand...?
  10. Parker https://rentmasseur.com/ParkerMatson
  11. I would probably not hire someone who claims to be straight. I already know that providers have to feign attraction to some degree, why add to that burden? Nevertheless, I would jump at the chance to convince MSNBC’s Ari Melber that he does like having his ass eaten ?
  12. One thing I’m considering as Tinseltown still grapples with its “curve”, is booking someone who can really put on a great show... from a few feet away. Does anyone have rec’s for a guy in LA (age, race less important than cocky confidence) who has a smile, a nice ass, great moves, and would love to show off and tease? I’ve never been to Adonis parties but would guess someone who has a following in that world, with a RM profile, would be the right direction! If I have an open cup of urine sitting somewhere in the room I could pretend I’m at the Gaiety or Nob Hill...? Thx!
  13. Ozark. Gives me someone new to fantasize while I ‘bate, man.
  14. As a friend said when he heard this report, “...okay then. Now I literally have NO reason to go the mall.” Stay alert, kids
  15. Grazie I’ll give that a go
  16. Not so long ago, I could copy the provider’s page url and paste it into the search bar in the related forum or thread. No good now. Search by name still has the too few letters thing. Using iPhone safari. Do I need to edit the link somehow before pasting here? Thx
  17. Your first shouldn’t break the bank - don’t INVEST in toy play until you know you like it (which could be 10 min after you unwrap the toy) Water based lubes work with all materials - use plenty of it. Avoid toys that are made of TPR - a hybrid rubber silicone known for realistic feel. (Some brands call this silicone - unless it says 100% platinum cure silicone, that’s not true, and many guys find the TPR material irritating to sensitive tissues.) That leaves rubber, vinyl and silicone. In order of price range. Do you want a realistic dick or something that is function-designed to hit certain areas? Or stretch you a bit beyond the cocks of partners you’ve had? Before shopping have a numerical value on mind for insertable length and girth (circumference) As a reference, Average Penis size of guy considered “hung” will closely resemble 7”L x 5.5“C. Adjust those values based on interest in more or less. Ignore any product description of width. It’s irrelevant That said, I’m a convert to silicone only for me. We may be in lockdown for a while (or again). Start here: https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/online-store/XTRA-SMALL-DILDO-SERIES-VARIOUS-SIZES-p131113034 To answer directly your Q’s My favorite (gets most use) is Mr Hanky’s Lampwick Lg. My usual session starter is Mr Hankey’s Topher Michaels M My largest is Mr Hankey’s ElRey XL Search around from above link. Mr S Leather also a good selection of the line, and carry other great brands in silicone, vinyl and latex rubber. Lube up, start small, and prepare to have the most fun you can have alone! (When new hobbies come up over cocktails on Zoom, just say “quilting”.)
  18. When it’s seamlessly worked into a sensual massage, prostate stimulation can be magic!! Your hygiene is essential for this, plan accordingly. In whatever locale you want this to happen, do cross-platform research. Start with masseurs, find some you like who do sensual and erotic massage. Check on escort sites to see if they also advertise on one of those. Between Daddy and the reviews on each site, along the 411’s here, you might rule out one or two. If a sensual/erotic masseur has good reviews, AND is available for more directly sexual services, he‘s the (first) one to ask. Tell him what you’re looking for and what you’re not. If he doesn’t get it, thank him and move on to the next. Odds are you’ll find the right table to be on sooner than you think. Keep in mind there may be providers who are not available for their usual services right now. A post-hunkering search might be required... If the only thing that has ever been up your bum is a doctor’s finger, get a small dildo and acquaint yourself with sensations that it brings - perfect instructional new hobby while in self isolation. Even if it’s not the hobby you’ll chat about on zoom with Mother...but then, I don’t know your mother. Good luck!
  19. It was probably easier to enjoy this if you have no knowledge or connection whatsoever to the pictures, the stars, the fashions and the real life issues at stake during the 1940’s. A documentary it wasn’t. Murphy always gets good performances out of people, and knows good eye candy. Especially fun to watch Jim Parsons play someone so toxic. p.s. Not enough hats used on the ladies. I recall that I never went to luncheons without one...?
  20. It was probably easier to enjoy this if you have no knowledge or connection whatsoever to the pictures, the stars, the fashions and the real life issues at stake during the 1940’s. A documentary it wasn’t. Murphy always gets good performances out of people, and knows good eye candy. Especially fun to watch Jim Parsons play someone so toxic. p.s. Not enough hats used on the ladies. I recall that I never went to luncheons without one...?
  21. Aw, gee whiz, Wally... a guy can’t catch a break! I was hoping maybe Aug-Sept, but the latest news on the mighty-morphin -power- virus pushes that further away for me now.
  22. Short documentary series ABSTRACT: The Art of Design. Fascinating look at well designed projects and artworks around the world and the people who create them.
  23. Per the OP, it was info FROM DudeWipes PR shop that raised the question about showering. Very effective, don’t you think?
  24. Per the OP, it was info FROM DudeWipes PR shop that raised the question about showering. Very effective, don’t you think?
  25. Wklukas has it right - U-spa is one brand of toilet seat bidet. It’s brilliant. Dude Wipes are much easier to carry, tho? Love that single wipe pkg over cottonelle travel pack. They need a new slogan - Stay clean whether coming or going.
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