BOZO T CLOWN

New to the massage business,,,,, but not new to NYC. He's got an active Instagram account that shows his adorable, (much?) younger, blue-eyed boyfriend. Too bad the bf isn't a masseur. Bozo would definitely consider getting a 4-hand massage from the two of them, but that doesn't appear to be an option. Otherwise, not sure it's worth the schlep up to Spanish Harlem. BTC 🤡

Au contraire. Unlike a brick and mortar store, a provider is selling his services. And very intimate services. If a provider is turned off by the thought of being affectionate with a grossly overweight client (which is not unreasonable), it is far better to tell the client that he is not a good fit, rather than going ahead with a meet-up, only to give a subpar performance. It is much like when Bozo is perusing the ads and sees a provider covered in ink, or have an unappealing body. Some of those guys would literally have to pay Bozo, and in some cases, pay a lot of $$, for personal intimacy with them. Much as we clients have our personal turn-ons and turn-offs, providers are no different. The one thing we agree upon is that a provider saying to an obese, in some cases morbidly obese, client that he is not a "good fit" says a lot about the provider. You are correct. What it says is that the provider is being upfront, candid, empathetic, and most importantly, that he is willing to turn down his fee in order not to disappoint the client. It also saves the client his time, energy, a disappointing rendezvous, and his $$$. Telling a client that he is not a good fit, compared to the other available options, is a positive reflection on the provider's virtue. Bozo only wishes there were more providers with those qualities.... many more. BTC 🤡

Refining his business model? You've got to be kidding! First of all, he is not asking questions as you claim, he is complaining about his job and his clients. He has been doing that here for ages using various screen names, the last one being Jarrod_Uncut. Secondly, he has been in the business for at least 10 years, probably a lot longer than that (his RM ad was started Feb. 2013). He's not refining his business model. Unless you consider mocking his clients' intelligence and complaining about every aspect of his job to be "refining his business model." You can give him some space if you want... BTC 🤡

A provider telling a client that he would not be a good fit is cruel? Really? Would it be better to say something like, "I don't take fatties on as clients?" Bozo thinks that when a provider tells a client that he would not be a good fit, he is actually being kind and honest. The complete opposite of being cruel. If he allowed the client to book him and pay him, the client would likely have an unpleasant experience. By saying he wouldn't be a good fit, the provider is foregoing his fee, and going out of his way to be diplomatic and not hurt the client's feelings. BTC 🤡

Apparently not. And it's not just this thread. It's a regular feature. So @JB_Studio38, you don't like that some clients refuse to pay a deposit? And you also don't like it when a customer asks you to contact him when he is in one of the cities you list on your RM travel schedule? Both of these seem to be perfectly reasonable actions on the part of the customer. Very few of us have perfect jobs. We can all find things that we don't like and wish we could change. Try spending two hours putting on make-up before going to work each day. Here's some free advice - stop the whining and kvetching. It's not going to get you much sympathy, and will only alienate potential clients. BTC 🤡

Why would you bump up a 7-month old thread on a provider with an expired ad? BTC 🤡

Bozo's thoughts exactly . Reattachment of foreskin? Sounds horrific! Would you also reattach a rotten tooth? How about surgically implanting a ruptured appendix that was removed? And while you're at it, why not glue your umbilical cord back into your belly button? The thought of having such a gruesome procedure done when we are so close to celebrating the religious holiday of the Feast of the Circumcision is a sacrilege! Feast of the Circumcision of Christ - Wikipedia EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG BTC 🤡

He placed his ad in Rentmasseur yesterday. You are concerned that his last log-in was "Long Ago"? Really? Exactly how many reviews were you expecting based on an ad placed yesterday? BTC 🤡

You misunderstood. The tribute to him with his life story and photos is in a different link that is not posted since it includes his real name. BTC 🤡

Here's a link to the above story: https://www.menofporn.blog/2025/12/passed-away-last-week-scott-finn.html There is a beautiful tribute page on-line replete with photos of him as a youngster, including his life story, brief as it was. But because it includes his real name, COM rules don't allow it to be posted here. BTC 🤡

No. And Bozo is NOT an older daddy 😡! BTC 🤡

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Well, it depends what you mean by "white". Bozo is not trying to be cute here, but to respond honestly to your query. If you mean white of European background, yes. But very few. Perhaps 2 out of 20 each week. Jimmy from Alaska comes to mind. Tall, lean, muscular, friendly, and lots of fun in the back. He's a real pro. The Latins are from countries like Cuba, Dominican Republic, Brazil, etc. Their skin color varies. It ranges anywhere from pale white (they could pass for any European until they open their mouths to speak) to black as the Ace of Spades (to quote Archie Bunker) to every shade and hue in between. BTC 🤡

Many of the guys actively seek out tips. An all too common occurrence, especially among the Latins, is for one of them to approach you, adjust his jock/thong to reveal his ample-sized weiner, and greet you with a "Hey baby". He'll keep his schlong out until you either tip him or send out a signal that you are not interested. Bozo cannot speak to whether or not you can touch it. You probably can, but Bozo has never tried. Sorry, but Bozo has too much class to grab some stranger's pecker in an open, public room for a buck or two. But if that's your thing, go for it. Bozo won't judge you . There is a separate room in the back with about six or seven semi-private lap dance booths. There is a charge to enter. Ten bucks(?), which is in addition to the entry fee to go downstairs. The ten bucks is paid to to a drag queen (a different drag queen than the emcee) sitting in front of the back room behind a table, playing the role of St. Peter. In return for the sawbuck, she gives you a wristband, instructions on what is and isn't allowed in the back room, and a big, alluring smile. She also has a notepad where she jots down the time that you entered the back. This is because the dancer is required to pay a fee to the club for the time he spends in the back room. One aspect of the lap dance booths in the back that Bozo loves is the clock timer. Each lap dance booth has one. Once you and your dancer are ensconced in the booth, ready to go at it like two cats in heat, the dancer will hit the button to turn on the timer. It's $20 for every four minutes. When you choose to end the session, the dancer hits the button again, which turns off the timer. This prevents overcharging and any monetary disputes. It also keeps you aware of how much of a tab you are running up. Hope this helps. BTC 🤡

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@Wickedsexy got it right. The Spunk party, on Thursday and Saturday nights, takes place in the basement of the Monster Bar. The emcee is a drag queen. The guys are clothed in underwear or a thong, and circulate around the room. Some are aggressive, others not so much. A few of them will jump on one of the two small stages in the middle of the room to show off their dance moves. The main stage and one of the smaller stages have poles. Around midnight, the emcee will call a dancer to the main stage to dance, followed by another, and another, etc. As the night goes on, the volume of the music gets louder. As for the dancers' demographics, it is heavily skewed Latino. Most are inked up, and many, if not most, have beards. Probably not the kind of guy you want to bring home for Christmas dinner and introduce to mom. Based on Bozo's experience, almost all of the Latin dancers have limited English skills. Some basic Spanish would help you a lot. The body types vary. Some are clearly out of shape. There are also twinks, guys with swimmers builds, and a few muscle-boys. Bozo prefers Thursday nights when the club is less crowded. BTC 🤡

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$400 for a 60-minute massage that the reviewer described as "Therapeutic" and "Totally Worth It"? That sounds verrrry suspicious. @pubic_assistance is correct...... as usual. For $400 there had better be some deli meat...... and in BOTH column A and column B! And dessert had better be something better than a fortune cookie! BTC 🤡

Bozo thinks that you misunderstood the question. The OP is looking for a provider that's "into" older chubs. Not a provider who is an older chub. Big difference. BTC 🤡

He's showing two shirtless photos in his ad, along with a couple of hidden photos, likely x-rated. He's got a beautiful muscular physique. Wonder if the guy that opens the door when you arrive will be the same guy from the photos. Despite what his ad says, Bozo is guessing that you'll get more than a simple therapeutic massage.... BTC 🤡

He could also have meant "compliant". Clearly, English is not his mother tongue. His services also consist of "Morbo". Bozo has seen that word used before by Latino escorts. Apparently there is no English equivalent. Wish they would stop using it since most Americans, including Bozo, have no idea what it means. BTC 🤡

Bozo met Tommy Parker, who came down from his home in Syracuse two of the last three weekends to work at @Buff Daddy events in NYC. Bozo can't speak to Tommy's skills as an escort, but he was a lot of fun in the lap dance department. He knew exactly how to put a smile on Bozo's face 😍. For his chiseled physique, boy-next-door good looks, and pleasing demeanor, Tommy was given a highly prestigious award: Tommy's also done some porn for men.com. He looks the same, if not better, in person than in his RM photos. https://rentmen.eu/Tommy_Parker BTC 🤡

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@JckBNimble, Bozo doesn't want to cast aspersions on those with foreskin. But everyone has their own preference. One of the many reasons that Bozo enjoys attending the @Buff Daddy events is the diversity among dancers. There is something and someone there for every taste. If you are a lover of foreskin, there was no shortage of it on display last night at RedEye and most every other Friday night. BTC 🤡

Caleb looks scrumptious 🙂. He's been advertising for 10 years, yet Bozo has never noticed him. And charges <$200? Not a big fan of the beard, but willing to overlook that for a fun, sensual massage. Will need to give him a try. BTC 🤡