Funguy

It starts August 9th.
Did you know sharks have 2 penises (? peni)? Yes, humans aren't the only ones!
With the pandemic and "almost" no one (but idiots) are going to the beach and even fewer into the water, those sharks must be hungry!

I'm being serious - put your body in shape at the gym, buzz the hair, touch up by ADDING some strategic gray (or have a good hair stylist do it), and own up to being a hot daddy!

This is a great time to be a daddy. You can just be you and amazing guys will chase you just because you're being you.

I'm being serious - put your body in shape at the gym, buzz the hair, touch up by ADDING some strategic gray (or have a good hair stylist do it), and own up to being a hot daddy!

A nce clean shaven head is sooooooooooooo much better than any toupee....

When I saw him he gave a good massage with ALL of the extras but I had strange vibes and I left but had to go back for my coat and he went ape-shit crazy to the extent
I was scared shitless but he didn't lay a hand on me - just ranted and raved, called me names no one had before or since. An education. And his place was filthy - dirty clothes, sheets, etc. all over. This was just before I discovered this forum. When I did, the forum was blowing up about him. YES, "DUDE IS MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY" alright.

I've seen his profile pop up on SCRUFF a lot, and according to his profile there, if you're into scat play, he's definitely your guy... Nothing about his novel of a profile on SCRUFF gives me any indication of sanity, so yeah, i would NOT hire this guy ever...

When I saw him he gave a good massage with ALL of the extras but I had strange vibes and I left but had to go back for my coat and he went ape-shit crazy to the extent
I was scared shitless but he didn't lay a hand on me - just ranted and raved, called me names no one had before or since. An education. And his place was filthy - dirty clothes, sheets, etc. all over. This was just before I discovered this forum. When I did, the forum was blowing up about him. YES, "DUDE IS MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY" alright.

I feel like some people are still on the fence, so let me say again DUDE IS MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY. /end rant

The single most weird, out of control, rude dude I have ever met in any context.

The single most weird, out of control, rude dude I have ever met in any context.

My favorite hot kissers are, in no particular order:
Dane Scott, Rod Hagen, Lance Navarro, TB, Maus, Meatball Mike, Tyger, Mike Gaite.
On the massage side - Mark (in North Hollywood) - amazing hands, even more amazing tongue!
Alas, no longer available - Chris Eisenhower.

although I posted originally in April, I just had the chance to read David's powerful book and could not put it down.
Kudos!! ?
It is a powerful and beautiful trip down David's memory lane and the feelings it evoke in me must have been nothing compared to what David must have gone through in putting pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard.)
Perhaps when life returns to what will eventually become the new normal, I will have a chance to meet this amazing fellow!
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As well as the warm body to body skin contact. That would almost be enough.

Faced with the same thoughts as Jonnychgo. Have had, not one but 2 dogs at a time all my life except lost my last pup about 2 1/2 years ago after 17 years.
Just got furloughed for the next 6 weeks so this is a perfect time to get pups, housebreak them and start their training. i actually am picking up 2 pups on 05/16 and I will post pix after they come home. Plus, they can't go out much either until all the shots are completed. Spoke to the trainer I have used in the past and, unfortunately he won't have any puppy classes for socialization as he used to. Just means that the pups will start meeting neighbors out on the street as soon as they are able.
By the time i'm back in the office they will be housebroken, crate trained, and ready for me to leave them alone in order to get into mischief! Guess I'll have to get a doggie-cam also.
 
Now that I see it in writing, I can't wait. Already have the crates, beds, leashes, collars, gates for the stairs, bowls, exercise pen, etc.

Faced with the same thoughts as Jonnychgo. Have had, not one but 2 dogs at a time all my life except lost my last pup about 2 1/2 years ago after 17 years.
Just got furloughed for the next 6 weeks so this is a perfect time to get pups, housebreak them and start their training. i actually am picking up 2 pups on 05/16 and I will post pix after they come home. Plus, they can't go out much either until all the shots are completed. Spoke to the trainer I have used in the past and, unfortunately he won't have any puppy classes for socialization as he used to. Just means that the pups will start meeting neighbors out on the street as soon as they are able.
By the time i'm back in the office they will be housebroken, crate trained, and ready for me to leave them alone in order to get into mischief! Guess I'll have to get a doggie-cam also.
 
Now that I see it in writing, I can't wait. Already have the crates, beds, leashes, collars, gates for the stairs, bowls, exercise pen, etc.

Faced with the same thoughts as Jonnychgo. Have had, not one but 2 dogs at a time all my life except lost my last pup about 2 1/2 years ago after 17 years.
Just got furloughed for the next 6 weeks so this is a perfect time to get pups, housebreak them and start their training. i actually am picking up 2 pups on 05/16 and I will post pix after they come home. Plus, they can't go out much either until all the shots are completed. Spoke to the trainer I have used in the past and, unfortunately he won't have any puppy classes for socialization as he used to. Just means that the pups will start meeting neighbors out on the street as soon as they are able.
By the time i'm back in the office they will be housebroken, crate trained, and ready for me to leave them alone in order to get into mischief! Guess I'll have to get a doggie-cam also.
 
Now that I see it in writing, I can't wait. Already have the crates, beds, leashes, collars, gates for the stairs, bowls, exercise pen, etc.

Faced with the same thoughts as Jonnychgo. Have had, not one but 2 dogs at a time all my life except lost my last pup about 2 1/2 years ago after 17 years.
Just got furloughed for the next 6 weeks so this is a perfect time to get pups, housebreak them and start their training. i actually am picking up 2 pups on 05/16 and I will post pix after they come home. Plus, they can't go out much either until all the shots are completed. Spoke to the trainer I have used in the past and, unfortunately he won't have any puppy classes for socialization as he used to. Just means that the pups will start meeting neighbors out on the street as soon as they are able.
By the time i'm back in the office they will be housebroken, crate trained, and ready for me to leave them alone in order to get into mischief! Guess I'll have to get a doggie-cam also.
 
Now that I see it in writing, I can't wait. Already have the crates, beds, leashes, collars, gates for the stairs, bowls, exercise pen, etc.

Me three

As well as the warm body to body skin contact. That would almost be enough.

Now one for those who like their men in leather.

OH YES INDEED!!! SIR!!

As well as the warm body to body skin contact. That would almost be enough.

Many years ago I had a regular masseur who was also a great deal of fun. He had been in a car accident in which his car was totaled - he was not injured and insurance covered all except that he was reduced to getting a new car which the insurance payment simply didn't come near to covering (he had an old beater). He never asked for money but I decided to offer him an advance for the next 2 sessions, along with my usual tip. Since we had a several year history I figured it was a reasonable gesture - he was extremely appreciative. After each of my next two massages we wound up in the bedroom (new for us) for some mind-blowing sex, completely surprising me. After those 2 visits, the bedroom became part of our routine until he finally retired. When we had our final meeting, it was no charge as he was back on his feet and was very appreciative of the fact that I had made my offer so long before.

Many years ago I had a regular masseur who was also a great deal of fun. He had been in a car accident in which his car was totaled - he was not injured and insurance covered all except that he was reduced to getting a new car which the insurance payment simply didn't come near to covering (he had an old beater). He never asked for money but I decided to offer him an advance for the next 2 sessions, along with my usual tip. Since we had a several year history I figured it was a reasonable gesture - he was extremely appreciative. After each of my next two massages we wound up in the bedroom (new for us) for some mind-blowing sex, completely surprising me. After those 2 visits, the bedroom became part of our routine until he finally retired. When we had our final meeting, it was no charge as he was back on his feet and was very appreciative of the fact that I had made my offer so long before.