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I know a place he can crash at so he wouldn't even have to worry about booking a hotel as part of his planning. 🤣

Ah, the difference between a sex worker and a gold digger but forgive me if I’m being presumptuous. 

There are many clients in my corner. They detest the over perfumed glamped up provider. Won’t touch them, much less have them touch them. Just the overpowering smell of cologne is enough to turn them off. And licking deodorant from a hairy pit is dreadful. The chemicals are enough to turn a stomach. Give me nice clean natural smelling skin. Even sweaty is alright in some circumstances.

Yeah, female realtors are really something. They post photos of themselves on signs taken 25 years ago or longer. When they show up it’s staggering how different they look and not in a good way. 

Yeah, female realtors are really something. They post photos of themselves on signs taken 25 years ago or longer. When they show up it’s staggering how different they look and not in a good way. 

Yeah, female realtors are really something. They post photos of themselves on signs taken 25 years ago or longer. When they show up it’s staggering how different they look and not in a good way. 

Yum

And Ronald Reagan’s cheeks were naturally pink 
Before we had AI, we had Glamour Shots.  The realtor who showed at my house never looked like the one in the ad 

A politician in the Netherlands who won a council seat in a local election has denied that her publicity photograph was AI-generated.
The photo that appeared in a local newspaper of 59-year-old Patricia Reichman looks very different from what Reichman actually looks like. In the official candidate photo that she personally provided, she looks much younger and has different features. 
Reichman has denied using AI, instead telling Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad (AD) that she used unspecified software to boost the resolution.
https://petapixel.com/2026/04/02/politician-denies-using-ai-to-enhance-official-candidate-photo/

If the guy knows what he’s doing, takes it slow after a bit of warm up (him eating out your ass for a while and a nice massage to relax your body or a bath for the two of you) it feels amazing when he’s going inside of you especially when he starts slow with the head and pulls out a bit and reinserts to get the sphincter used to the girth. Once it’s in slow strokes easily become faster strokes. The body starts to crave it if the strokes aren’t jackhammers and if the guy has perfect hip rhythm. 

Deep breath.  It’s ok.  You’ve made your point multiple times.  Let it go. 😉

I was lost again with the deodorant, the cologne, the hair gel etc. I like my men natural, clean but natural. All the perfume stuff you use is a complete turnoff to me. 

There are many clients in my corner. They detest the over perfumed glamped up provider. Won’t touch them, much less have them touch them. Just the overpowering smell of cologne is enough to turn them off. And licking deodorant from a hairy pit is dreadful. The chemicals are enough to turn a stomach. Give me nice clean natural smelling skin. Even sweaty is alright in some circumstances.

There are many clients in my corner. They detest the over perfumed glamped up provider. Won’t touch them, much less have them touch them. Just the overpowering smell of cologne is enough to turn them off. And licking deodorant from a hairy pit is dreadful. The chemicals are enough to turn a stomach. Give me nice clean natural smelling skin. Even sweaty is alright in some circumstances.

I was lost again with the deodorant, the cologne, the hair gel etc. I like my men natural, clean but natural. All the perfume stuff you use is a complete turnoff to me. 

Some people are freaks about cleanliness and you sound like one. I was going along with you half sympathizing but then you lost me when you complained about the smell of precum. I think you are in the wrong business if you object to that. 

Some people are freaks about cleanliness and you sound like one. I was going along with you half sympathizing but then you lost me when you complained about the smell of precum. I think you are in the wrong business if you object to that. 

Go head and keep on sending your clients over and over again to the bathroom for more soap and water until they pass your physical exams during the sessions. I’m sure they don’t mind since the clock doesn’t start ticking until they pass your rigid physical exams. 

Well....NO.
The provider is expecting that his clients have the basic understanding of hygiene according to American Standards. Unless he is advertising in Mumbai, or to people who are washing in the filth of the Ganges, and expecting divine intervention,  I think its a given that customers maintain the basic standard of washing their bits and pieces with soap and water. 
The fact that you @OvrwghtQT are pushing back on this basic courtesy,  should signal a warning to the providers here in the room.

That’s fair. So if a provider has a specific cleaning regimen that he wants followed by his prospective massage only clients, the provider must make that clear before the meeting. This thread could’ve been avoided had the provider communicated to OP about that. They clearly didn’t have a meeting of the minds at any point. 

Yes.
Different cultures have different standards.
Different people have different standards.
If a provider wants you CLEAN, then that means CLEAN according to HIS standards.
As they say..don't like the terms ? DON'T SHOP THERE !

And he would send his clients to the bathroom multiple times, or escort them in the bathroom, until they pass his strict inspection before they can get mere massage. I’m a neat freak and very particular with my hygiene. But I also recognize that people, including message therapists and escorts, may have views of what hygiene is different from mine, sometimes related to their culture. So I won’t tell them to go back to back to bathroom over and over again until I’m satisfied with their smell or look.  

Its more degrading that he would NEED to explain to a grown man, that he needs to scrub his sweaty bits wkth soap and water. Not just do a quick rinse. 

My question was for a “massage only session.” Who said about intimacy? I get a massage weekly without intimacy. It’s purely therapeutic. I do get that, in order to merely get a massage from you, you require a client to follow strict cleaning regimen to make you happy.  Or you would judge them harshly and send them to your bathroom over and over again until they pass your physical examination. That’s degrading to say the least. 

read again. 
I think you are missing the vital word of "AND" in my sentence. The word AND is added to show that I was describing a THE MIXTURE OF ALL THREE SMELLS.  My bad if that was not clear. 🤮 Next time you are sucking someone off who hasn't wiped their ass properly and been sweating all day, get back to me and let me know how much you enjoyed it.  It is very different from sucking a nice fresh clean one, I assure you. 
I'm sorry someone has had to explain how to wash yourself properly as a way of good manners before you are going to be intimate with them. Like I said, it is difficult to do without offending. My apologues you are offended by this. 
But I can answer your question about what I hope my clients do before a full escort session = showering as described above, with the additional step of douching. I certainly do, but I also wear deodorant, cologne, moisturize, put product in my hair, shave, add fresh bed sheets and towels, and tidy the apartment/hotel if I am hosting. 
You sound like someone who doesn't wipe their ass properly - god knows why else you would be defending this behavior. Madness. I hope you brush your teeth daily. 
I am actually shocked that it seems controversial to arrive properly cleaned to a session where you are going to be intimate with someone. The push back here is baffling. But once again - some guys are oblivious. 
Please shower throughly beforehand people, your provider will thank you and you will have a better experience as a result. What a crazy thing to have to explain to people. Sigh.