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Police airlift crocodile from river on suspicion of eating missing businessman
A crocodile has been helicoptered out of a river in South Africa after police suspected it of eating a missing person.
The ‘highly dangerous and complex’ operation came at the end of a week-long search for businessman Gabriel Batista, 59, who had been reported missing after his car became trapped in floodwaters.

 

What the hell did he pull the trigger with? If he used the only appendage left to a quadruple amputee, I'm impressed. In prison, he'll be a very popular throw pillow.

Quadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting
the question, of course, is why anyone would invest the time to BECOME a cornhole champion 
A Maryland man who is a quadruple amputee cornhole champion is facing murder charges for allegedly shooting and killing someone in his vehicle.
Dayton James Webber, 27, is accused of fatally shooting the front seat passenger of his vehicle during an argument in La Plata, Maryland, on Sunday and then fleeing to Virginia.
The victim -- identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells -- was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland.
Two people who were in the back seat of the vehicle witnessed the deadly shooting, the sheriff's office said. Webber allegedly asked them for their help in disposing of the body, but they refused, got out of the car, left the scene and ultimately flagged down officers with the La Plata Police Department.
The witnesses reported the shooting shortly before 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Nearly two hours later, an individual reported the victim's body in a yard in Charlotte Hall, according to the sheriff's office, which said it then obtained a warrant for Webber's arrest.

As much as I detest the Olympics, I'm willing to be on the investigating committee...
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7024688/2026/02/05/ski-jump-penis-enhancement-wada/
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

A jarring experience that put him in a pickle.  😏

Inbred woman reveals how she found out her parents are actually brother and sister
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How To Clean Wood Cabinets To Remove Grease And Bring Back Their Shine
APPLE.NEWS Similar to wood floors, wood cabinets require special maintenance to keep them clean and spotless, without actually damaging the wood... hire someone?

My culinary results will never rise to those levels.  😄

6 Smells Guests Notice When They Enter Your Home (Even if You're Nose-Blind to Them)
APPLE.NEWS You may not smell it anymore—but your guests sure do. the decaying corpse in the basement 
the ground floor powder room you haven't flushed in six months 
the sulfur pit in the solarium 
the video of the Mets' 2025 season you have on a continual loop in the living room 
the trout you took out of the freezer to defrost that you put on top of the fridge for a second and forgot about 
@sync's latest culinary (mis)adventure 
 

7 Things People Who Always Have A Clean Home Never Do
APPLE.NEWS The confusing thing about entering a home that you can instantly tell stays spotless at all times? You hardly ever see the homeowner stressfully... 7 Things People Who Always Have A Clean Home Never Do
 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess 
let people relax and enjoy themselves without fear of making a mess?

Man electrocuted with pingpong ball up butt during botched masturbation
He must've had a shockingly bad (or good) orgasm!
 
 
Police find woman's body in walk-in freezer at Arby's restaurant
Well, what do you know... they really DO have the meats!

We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend
https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/were-22-year-old-conjoined-twin-sisters-who-are-attached-at-the-torso/

The James Webb Telescope Just Took a Truly Incredible Photo of Uranus
I believe that's called an interstellar colonoscopy.

I don’t respond to most survey requests about anything so I would ignore this one too. Most surveys are simplistic (5 stars to rate the entire experience) and the ones that aren’t are badly written.  They’re a waste of time. How many times have we all been confronted with five choices ranging from “below expectations” to “exceeded expectations?” If my expectations were low, “exceeded expectations” just says “you weren’t as bad as I expected.” The message the recipient receives, however, is “hot damn!  I’m winning!” because he doesn’t know what my expectations were in the first place (and didn’t ask for them). Similarly, if my expectations were stellar but the situation wasn’t as fantastic as usual, “below expectations” is a knife to the heart of the one who asked for the survey. In the case of a provider, I’m with @Mark_fl:  If you give me some categories with clear baselines of performance in each category and the opportunity to respond at length, I’ll consider responding.   I’d love the opportunity to say “His communication skills were exceptional, although he was very hard to understand when my dick was in his mouth”….

I think Cialdini's rule of scarcity.

Recently had a "meh" encounter with an established CoM-recommended gent. In the subsequent 24hrs, routine pleasantries were exchanged via text. A week after the meetup, I receive another text politely but directly requesting that I leave a five star review, referencing our post-meetup pleasantries as evidence of my having a great time and noting that "things have been slow lately"... This particular gent has 100+ RM reviews -- with most recent from April 2026 -- and he currently has a 5.0 rating. 

I'm perplexed about how to proceed.
I could just ignore the request -- which is typically not how I roll, so it feels weird and uncomfortable to do so. I could leave the 5star review -- which wouldn't be honest but under no circumstances would I mess with any gent's overall rating just because I could. I could reply to him explaining that I no longer leave reviews on RM, due past (not great) experiences doing so -- which is basically true but possibly irrelevant I could do something else that I'm not thinking of... I do not anticipate booking with this particular gent again.
And I don't know that I'm looking for guidance. Just needed to shake this annoyance off.

PS: as an aside, I find that I'm mostly okay with tipping culture run amok but it's the unrelenting loop of "please leave a rating to let us know how well we served you today" feedback requests that is clearly working my nerves... 


 

Listen, I will take a male nude scene any day. I’m just not sure I would have included some of these in my top 10.

I agree, not a great list of scenes. I think showing ass is nice and I agree the men are hot in the listed scenes, but if I were to make my list, it would only include scenes with full frontal, of which there are many better scenes than those in this list. 
Some initial proposals in no particular order include Cooper Kochs shower scene in the menendez brothers series, scenes from Shortbus or Ken Park, Aaron Taylor Johnson in a million little pieces, Paul Mescal in Normal People, some of the scenes from Spartacus. 🤤😈

I don't remember Jerry Brown ever doing a nude scene. What movie was it? 

Whatever you want it to be. Remember, we're paying for time, not sex acts.

Car salesman tactic.

Funny how similar some of our experiences are. I have developed a good radar for what I consider “hustlers” which to me means they are just trying to get whatever they can out of me and while they might have themselves available sexually it’s not gonna be good enough to be worth it. If they aren’t actually sexually available and are just trying to get whatever they can from me without actually meeting I consider that to be a “scammer”. Its a slightly more elevated art and there are lots of basic red flags for each of the above.
Now that Im a bit older and have less time to waste on the hunt and more disposable income to spend on convenience and high quality service, plus with the disappearance of CL and many of the spots (bars, clubs, “strolls”, video stores booths etc) that were once and we thought forever the official hunting grounds for “trade”, Ive stopped playing games and as of several years ago hired actual professionals who are trying to provide the services that their clients want.  That’s iwhy I subscribe to RM and while I do miss the days of finding incredible guys who just wanted a little help and were happy to play too, it’s nice being sure that you are gonna get a high quality experience doing what you want with someone you chose who wants you to be satisfied and where the terms are clear and everyone holds up their end. Win-win-win in my book.
 
Sucks when you don’t have the coins to do it tho. i guess desperate times/desperate measures… then again every time Ive been got - and it’s a good amount- i always figure that if they’re desperate enough to go through all that to get a couple dollars from me they are probably in a much worse situation than I am and I’m fortunate to be able to afford losing it. Now I know better.

I can write a book on being dragged into their troubles! Smh..lol

I think I've posted this before, but always good to review......
the coffee scene from "Airplane!", the original from "Crash Landing" (1958) and the spoof.....