Thelatin

I use my Amex Platinum for business, so it wracks up a shit ton of points.  I typically transfer them to my Marriott or Hilton accounts.  

On 3/31/2023 at 9:26 PM, DWnyc said:

The penny pinchers as you refer to them finance the providers lives. They get tired of it? Let them Flfind people who can fund their expectations, unrealistic and grossly offensive as they may be.

I actually look at it completely in the reverse. 

From my experience it sounds like many providers deal with penny pinchers, and get tired of it.  For whatever reason I tend to get away with not discussing rates when I hire.

They show up, there is a generous amount of money on the table.  They tend to stick around for 4-5 hours.  So they end up at a rate of 225-250 an hour.

Never had a complaint.

17 minutes ago, Simon Suraci said:

I have purpose built shower attachment equipment for anyone who needs it. No excuses. I walk you through everything you need

I use this as well prior to receiving a massage.  However - it’s gotta be tricky for a first timer?  I still have an oops, get carried away and end up cleaning out way too much….which can result in quite a bit of shower time.

When I’m getting a massage - I just mention that “I’m clean down there”.

I see Captain is in Minneapolis currently.

Used him a few weeks back and asked for a firm massage.  He worked me over hard for 2 hours.  Very strong fella, nice guy.

Are you folks spending the last dollars you’ll ever earn?   I spend less time buying a car. 

I pay a grand per visit.  The provider can choose how long to stay and what to offer.  I choose if I contact them again.  Pretty easy system.

I think we are sometimes under the impression providers are jumping from job to job, generally not true.  
 

They are probably open to a lower hourly rate if it’s for more hours, and you aren’t a complete horn dog the entire time.

Sorry to hear this.  If it helps, I’ve been trolled by a disgruntled x more than you could ever imagine.  Every obscene accusation under the sun.  He’s created fake accounts trolling me on honestly every digital platform you can imagine.  Guess what…..nobody cares.   People are busy with their own lives and problems.

Good Lord - insatiable kisser.  Super nice - almost no English.

Check out this RentMen Profile https://rentmen.eu/Alexlobo

If you use rentmassuer it clearly indicates what sort of massages they offer.  If it says erotic….I assume it’s erotic.  

The real reason I hire a masseur - is because I want a massage.  My assumption is that a good portion of the time will be spent on a decent massage.  Escorts can be lazy in the massage department.

I start 3 days in advance with a tablespoon of Metamucil.  Arrive at hotel at least a few hours ahead of time, hook up shower douche, boom - clean as a whistle. 
 

Just had my first tablespoon:) 

I’m so confused by this topic as I’m heading to Palm Springs with my younger friend.  He seems to want to check out these clothing optional places.  I’m like, they all look like me.  50 something dad bods.   Plus they all look gross and dirty. 
 

Am I missing something?  Do I need to experience the maze?

Are you asking if you should give him a second chance?  Or if we think he will give you a second chance?

Early is on time, on time is late, late is unforgivable.

I have an extremely straight friend who gives me grief about this.  Like he’s one of those New Jersey necklace wearing knuckle draggers.  My response has been…she doesn’t do a bit of reach around?  You never tried to stick it in your wife’s poop shoot?  He’s like, well, um, er:) 

I hired a masseuse a while back.  He sat on my face and commented “I’m not even professionally trained”.

I’ve been back twice…..

Mine was chosen in 1980 by Bo Duke.  Daisy just wasn’t doing it for me.  I was like crap….now what.

I was fortunate as well that my parents bought it dirt cheap 30 years ago.  It paid 100% of my mothers stay towards her last 5 years.  Eventually it will kick in for dad.  Between that and social security their estate has basically stayed flat.

But those sorts of plans are no longer available.

Interesting topic.  My regular has become more of a “boy friend” experience, always meals and other activities, we talk everyday.

The person I get a massage from though…good grief.  Talk about making me feel wanted.  Nasty. 

I always host at a nicer hotels and make sure they have hand shower attachments. They unscrew and I attach a shower douche nozzle.