Thelatin

5 hours ago, JacOB SESSION said:

Master’s in Disaster Resiliency

Resilience is key.  Reviews happen in every line of work.  I’ve been trolled by the worst on google reviews.  Yelp - oh my goodness those poor restaurants.  A person can only be the best they can be and ignore the bs.

I think it's very reasonable, I'd also ask if they have a punch card, 10th visit for free. 

He just needs a bit of experience and a guiding hand.  I feel I'm up to this challenge.  He Hot.

I met him once, first time I'd ever been catfished.  He then blew up my phone wanting to see me constantly, I had no interest and had to block him.  I have no clue as to how he gets positive reviews. 

I've learned over the years that I'm often attracted to providers that others here find "difficult" lol.  If someone is labeled a bit odd, quirky, a jerk, overtly religious or political it peaks my interest.  So I read most reviews with a grain of salt.   Now if the clients complain about old photos, a funny smell, or that it's just a light rub and tug - I'll probably research a bit more.  

I’m 55 - in shape and willing to travel.  Woo me. 

13 minutes ago, FrankR said:

Read the OP’s question again. You missed that the OP stated that he is in Europe. Vanguard does not serve retail customers in Europe.

Oops, I missed that.  Perhaps they have a similar business across the pond.

I would call Vanguard and get an advisor to help you invest it.  They will help you define your risk tolerance, what your future plans for the monies are etc.  My Vanguard plan isn't complex, mostly index funds, but there is a comfort level knowing that a professional person has eyes on it as well.  Part of it quite frankley is they encourage me to spend a some of it while I'm younger.

Providers can be very very good.  I have a thing for fit Latinos as well.  I’ve yet to meet one that hasn’t instantly offered to be a travel companion, Puerto Vallarta, Palm Springs, Colombia etc.  All super sweet guys, all very tempting.  Genuinely nice people that I enjoy and chat with routinely on and off.  It’s also their job.

I follow some online resellers that have gotten into tik tok shop - they can end up making really good money.  I'd look at doing it if I wasn't so dang lazy lol.

On 11/27/2025 at 10:05 AM, DrownedBoy said:

Escorting is basically acting

And some of them are actually actors, or have taken classes.  They can be convincing lol.

On 11/28/2025 at 5:06 PM, Nightowl said:

most clients aren’t good at oral or at giving handjobs.

I gave up pretending long ago lol.  Best left to the professionals.

When they ask me if it’s my first time there - I know what’s happening the next time.

Giving a good massage is hard work.  Anymore most of them rub on me for like 20 minutes and then want to smash lol. 

My guess is the “pimp” and the “escort” work together to shake people down.  I’ve heard of this before on here.

The time I met him was remarkable.  Maybe he was just frisky that day lol.  Probably one of the hottest experiences I’ve ever had….

I had this issue a while back - the provider was a nice enough guy but was much much older than advertised and didn't show his face in ads.  I met him as for whatever reason he get's great reviews on here.  I was not attracted, couldn't finish, but was nice and blamed the whiskey.  He kept messaging me when he was in town so I finally just lied and said I was back with my X.  Other than that experience I'm mostly happen when providers reach out.

I’m only gay when I’m horney.

I keep mine clean - recently switched to Veet.

I used to see a guy who has essentially wrecked his nerve endings with ghb and perhaps gabapentin or the combination of the two.  He's constantly putting on gloves for the pain.

I went in with strep throat the other day.  They had me mask up and tested me for the flu and Covid, lastly they looked in my throat and did a strep test lol.  I told them it was strep, I’ve had it before.  I was out of town and they mentioned my out of pocket had been met for the year.  Were they just wanting to make a few extra bucks? 

Just getting done with a trip, two very attractive Latin companions along with me.  We went to the drag brunches, gay bars etc.  They are very good dancers and most everyone’s eyes were on them.  I’d just look at people and lip “nope” and they were respectful.  Unfortunately one night we had a stalker - and all of a sudden one of my companions became very “intoxicated” with a stranger offering to “help”.  Fortunately I’m always on yellow alert or it could have ended badly.  I actually ended up calling an ambulance an hour later - very scary.  Thank God he’s fine.

As for me if I received an unwanted digit in my rear I’d be angry.  Only one?

4 hours anymore is like ordering a large pizza - I’m in the 1/2 sandwich cup of soup lane these days.  Unless there is a pool and party favors.

I use pure and and travel with a shower douche.  I did get carried away cleaning myself out a while back, and there was water up in there somewhere lol.  I don't normally tip the hotel maid...but.

I always enjoy when people sort of skirt around a subject.  I always just tell them to say whatever they like, I won't be offended.   I like to hear what's rattling about in peoples brains.