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I first masturbated to orgasm inadvertently, as been told by several posters here. I had starting getting erections and decided to get a ruler to measure it. As it grew larger I began to bear down to try and move the needle upward. I continued to bear down on and off with incremental increase in the measurement. I found that I just wanted to continue that bearing down even though there was no longer any increase in size. I began bearing down faster and firmer and was near exhaustion when much to my shock, a shower of fluid came shooting out of me. I was not expecting that and almost immediately the desire to bear down stopped. Later, I went to the library and started looking at sex education books in the medical section. I learned the term masturbation and also orgasm and it has been mastrubation and orgasm on an off ever since. I can no longer bring myself to orgasm hands free however. I other technique I used was alternating warm and cold water from the bath faucet on my erect penis. The brought me near an orgasm and a stroke or two ended the urge with a splurge.

I do not need another excuse to stay home so I would not do home delivery of groceries. that, and I do not shop with a list but with an eye toward future meals that I have not already planned.

Just want to publicly acknowledge the positive feedback I have gotten from those that contacted me regarding Apollo. Again, anyone interested in an introduction can DM me with their contact information, and I will pass that along and you may expect a rapid response from Apollo.

I have been feeling unwell for the last week but I needed to go shopping. I arrived at the supermarket and there were no carts available. I would not usually shop on a Saturday afternoon because of the crowds, but this was the only window that seemed to allow me to get to the store and back without a personal emergiency. There were several motorized carts and being old, sick and looking particularly bad, pale and pasty despite being in Palm Springs, I decided to use the cart for the first time. First of all despite 90 year old near blind people seemingly moving effortlessly through the narrow aisles of a supermarket, the cart is actually a bit trickier to maneuver. I spent several minutes looking for the on button only to be told it will start if you sit on it. So sit I did and off I went. First I backed up into a wall, then lurched forward nearly knocking down a very nicely put together can pyramid. I managed to get the handle to get the basics of mobility down until the first turn which I took too wide and wound up smaking into a cake display. People of all ages and shapes and sizes were scotting away from my obvious inability to fully control the cart. I wound up near the exit and several people waited for me to exit and I had to explain that I was only test driving the cart and not leaving. finally I started to shop. First the deli counter which is surprisingly high when you are sitting down. I did not want to blow my cover as an old and sick person by standing up so the deli man came around the counter bring with him my order. I drove off and it seemed that each item I wanted was either too high or too low leaving me to either maneuver, improvise or buy the higher priced item. Is this a subtle means of preying on the differently abled and those pretending to be so? Freezer doors and refrigerated compartment were a challenge. I left one open and circled around to close it only to have a young whippersnapper close it with a pitying glance in my direction. This store, Ralph's, has a peculiar pricing policy, buy one pay for one, buy at least five and save quite a bit of money. Problem is, the cart really does not have room for five of each of the basics. Again, a hidden scam on those using the carts? It also took me twice as long as usual to sho which was a surprise as I thought I could get things done more quickly in the cart. One nice feature was finding out how many people were helpful in getting things down off shelves or assisting me in loading the precariously packed groceries into the cart. There was even a hot looking guy or two offering to help me. I thought to myself that I could help him too, but I digress. At the checkout counter, someone came over the unlaoad the groceries and escorted me out to my car to pack them into my trunk. The assisted me into my car and took the cart back into the store. I felt that perhaps I had stretched the general appropriate use of the motorized cart, but I would not have done so if regular carts were readily available. Still it was not all good but mostly good and convenient. I will never opt for one again if I can avoid it. Anyone here a regular user of motorized grocery carts? BTW, I know I could have ordered on line or had the groceries delivered, but I would be a first time user of those means of shopping and I did not intend to venture out into new shopping territory when I went out. Disappointing in that I looked bad enough that no one person looked at me as though I should not be using the cart, indicating that my generaly appearance, granted my sickly general appearance is not worth a second glance in terms of why is this man using this service. Motorized shopping carts BTW, not a great way to pick up bulky mennor bulky grroceries.

What ever happened to the forum member Thumper?

What do my dick after 60 and Jesus have in common? After it has been dead for three days it mysteriously rises.

I think it is clear that Matlock will be more lawyer and less crime solver for next year. They set up the marriage tension, in both married couples, the new villain who is trying to mess with the associates and the overriding story of will the firm overcome the fallout from reveal of the legal malpractice.

For those who tested me and said they did not reel the quaking, they were not at the epicenter where there was walls shaking and furniture moving and an aftershock or two.

I could not let the weekend end without an earth quake of my own. So arrangements have been made and expect a 7.4 on the Kow-ter scale tomorrow afternoon about 3 PDT.

Dinner and pool party went well. Weather was perfect. Suny and in the low 90s. Lots of good looking men in little to no clothes in the pool. Most of them huddled around our host Oliver. Food at Trio was better than in the past and the menu at the pool party was superb. Breakfast tomorrow will put this years event to bed but I am sure there were other bedtime activities going on as well.

Having finally retired, with some remorse, long after most people have retired, I too thought "California is the place I ought to be" so I loaded up my van and moved across the country with the three dogs, and the help of Azdr with the driving, and the caring for the dogs. It has been two month. I made no contingency to return so this was it. I had bought a house without ever having been it or really near it. I sold my house and stuffed my stuff into five pods and landed here 5 days later to three days of rain. I was assured that it only rains 5 days a year in Palm Springs, but , I have already gotten more than a year's worth. I am now going to the gym each day. I am eating breakfast outside and reading while I do. I cook instead of ordering out. I get professionally laid every now and again. All and all, it has been a good transition and though most of my friends, relatives and acquaintances thought I was quite mad to do this, so far, minimal regrets and believe it or not California is cheaper to live in than New Jersey. So live like you are dying. BTW does anyone else think this is sexy as hell or am I just horny or perhaps both.

Did you see the size of that thing between his legs? Truly hung like an elephant. Clicking on the banner and clicking on the photo give two different sites with a different selection of photos of the same guy. You can only appreciate the elephant size on one of them.

Ad says 33. Bush left office in 2009. So would have had to be underage if that is so. Still, he looks great and I wouldnt care if he were 75 if he had that body and face when he came to the door.

Hunters is the one with the go go boys and that is in the middle of the gay area. Friday night in a gay neighborhood with cheap booze. You could have 10000 psrking spots and it would still be tough to find a spot. If you are willing to walk a few blocks, things get easier. So carpool. Drop off the passenger and drivers fend for themselves is the plan. I think Hunters is a better choice just because there are a bunch of bars in the area and if you dont like it there, you can move on alone or with a group. So I will ask opnly those who think they are likely to come to decide. Hunters. Go Go Boys and parking issues Toolshed. Less of a parking issue and there is an outside area. Reports of temps in the low 100s for next week Another bar if you care to decide. If you want to come but don't care or don't know, Vote abstain and that way we can get an idea of the number of people. mwriter I suggest you come on down Another idea that might be good, one year I bought about $100 dollars worth of liquor, well it had alcohol in it and some mixers and brought it into the Canyon Club. We had about 20 guys sitting around the pool and had our own happy hour. It seems InnDulge is the popular place this year so we could do that if someone is will to lay out the original investment in the alcohol. Also, would need to check out that the management does not have policy against such a gathering.

Easiest way to organize that would be right here. Anyone wanting to go to the Toolshed for Happy hour on next Friday? Hunters has two for one 6 dollar well drinks on Friday iif that is more appealing. Also go-go boys at Hunters. Parking would likely be tough so if you are voting for Hunters car pooling is probably best.

Those are Cleveland dollars so that translates to more elsewhere as the going rate in Cleveland is likely lower. For $1000 he has a terrific body and a terrific face and a very very very bad haircutl, Goo thing I would be seeing only the back of his head or the top of his head.

No Top Gun? No Batman?

Looking more closely at the photo the head does appear to be photoshopped. The picture came up when I googled Rortvedt shirtless. Found the original.

It depends, it we have eaten, I used to keep my t shirt on so as to not upset anyone's digestion. But in general, I am of the opinion that hell, this is what a fat old man looks like naked, get over it. The first time I met Vin Marco, we were walking along the Boardwalk on the Jersey Shore and he was not wearing a shirt and was looking as he does. After a few steps, I took off my shirt too. I figured who the hell is going to be looking at me? He told me later that he was glad that I was that comfortable enough to take off my shirt. So really, it just comes down to how comfortable one is with one's body. At this point, fuck 'em if they have a weak stomach.

OP you have a message from him through me. Anyone else, if you like PM. me with a contact. I will give to him. He will contact you. I have nothing else to do with your conversation or arrangements. He just is very private

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Have you looked in the mirror regarding intolerance. You are dismissing an entire group of men with no personal knowledge of their thinking or lifestyle. I am not surprised you are lost in this topic, you are probably better off staying with your cut and paste, because your words betray you.

Not suprising as you seemed lost on this topic before that.

You are entitled to your misguided opinion but neither you nor anyone else who is not bisexual can know what desires a bisexual person has and how he is acting on them. As a bisexual man, I have had long periods of time when I was monogamous with my wife, and prior to that, had sex almost exclusively with women. two single episode encounters in my teens. Since my wife passed, I still find mmany women sexually desirable but I have found that dating them is too much work and too restrictive and as a result, though I have had sexual relations with women over the last 15 years, I would not pursue a long term relationship with one. Nowadays, I clearly prefer sex with men, as it is generally easier emotionally. I do regret that it did not happen the other way for me. When I was younger I had the looks which would have made me popular with gay men and I probably would have gotten laid a lot more often in my teens to thirties. Now, with older heterosexual women, sex is much more readily available and let's face it men in their 60s are not the prime target for most gay men.

I know of two lawyers, one engineer, one pharmacist and one accountant who were or are now escorts. While I think this is probably a click bait posting, I would tell the paralegal that if there is no reason for you to actually know this lawyer then go ahead and hire him if you like. You can feign ignorance if comes to pass and if you are not intending to do him harm there will not likely be consequences after all, he is the one escorting so not likely to be the one going to HR.