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@purplekow met him with me over drinks last night. He’s smooth He's off the charts sweet He’s incredibly bright He is very sensual And he’s every centimeter of 8 inches of perfection Here he is at Joshua Tree today

One_andonly is on my radar but i haven't met him. i did see Felifer yesterday. his new apartment is spotless. he hated his hair so shaved it off in front of me after we finished, and took this pic, so it's very accurate. , Or he's uncut and so thick (even the head) i don't know how anyone could manage it, but he joked that if god didn't mean it to fit he wouldn't have given it to him. i'm an atheist, so i didn't even try it. he's all top, verrrry dominant, naturally smooth, and a great, sloppy kisser. he's rough, but playful, cocky but also sweet. he's a handful, but soulful enough for me to think about repeating. he sent a note afterwards. i love that. it took a while to hear back (whatsapp is best.) he's curious, communicative and his english is pretty good, (given he speaks 3 languages.) he googled anything he didn't understand, but understands everything you'd probably be there to explore with him. i tipped him and he thought i accidentally overpaid, so he's honest.

To resolve this thread 🧵, I think one of us should just book the dang neighbor. I volunteer as tribute! 😛

Blonde is a spectrum. Dirty blonde, strawberry blonde, dark blond, platinum blond. I’ve spent every moment with this young man for three days. To me he’s blond. Like the age shaving debate - LET IT GO - if you like what you see, go for it. If not, move on…but don’t pillory anyone for ticks on a spectrum. edited to add: I’m looking down at the top of his head right now 😳🤭🫣. HE’s BLONDE

Because they all measure their cock from the tip, back to their asshole. 😆 Everyone claims to be 8 inches.

Twinks are not my thing, but he is everything that he advertises. Although I did not see him out of his clothes, he probably is more of a twunk, judging by his very nice biceps/. I was meeting PhineasFogg for the first time for drinks and this young man was an added delight at the secluded table we shared. He is very mature for a man of his years. He participated in the conversation without trying to be the center of attraction. He is definitely blond, at least it seemed so in the dark of the bar and then was confirmed when we went out into the early evening sunshine. My only issue with him was that he did not offer to prove his amble cock size in the bathroom of the bar. PF had assured me he was large and when I asked this young man when he first knew he had a large penis, he was not nonplussed, but rather considered the question and gave a very nice answer. It seems it was in college when he began being more sexually active. He has an earlly Grecian statue type of face with aquiline features and in addition a very nice smile. I fanything, he is better looking than the photos reveal. So please, before posting, it is better if you have facts rather than supposition. This is, after all, this young man's career.

I have been caring for an elderly friend/former client for that last couple years. At 90 years old he was begging me to hire him an escort because he hadn't had sex for a few years since his heart attack and didnt want to die without having one last great shag!

I am not so sure that is true. I was not born with a big dick but I bought one and strap it on for special occasions.

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I will note that photos are deceiving. Every one taken of me shows a guy who’s short, chubby and losing his hair! What’s with that! That’s not what I see😉

I’ll be 82 in a couple of months and I’m still raring to go. True, the body parts are wearing out and nothing works quite the way it used to. But, a couple of weeks between orgasms, a couple of viagra, a couple of a hundred dollars, and the right provider do the trick. I have always been a chicken hawk, and today “chicken” for me is definitely someone over 30…or more…someone who has been around the block a couple of times, who understands they are not god’s gift to the world, who are skillful at what they do, who understand that they are in business and each of us have a role in the transaction. My role is to respect them and their work, to be flexible in setting up appointments as with any professional, to be clear on what I am buying, to pay the fee asked, to show up on time clean and prepared, to be complimentary as appropriate, to express gratitude for a service well rendered, to write positive reviews on their ad page and on COM, and to be a loyal repeat client. In the situations where it works best, I have become the old guncle who shares whatever wisdom I have gained in a long life and they share the excitement of youth and change. With the right person that goes beyond sagging tits and a limp dick.

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And after seeing On Swift Horses (and everything else), of course, Jacob Elordi...

I’ve been with him since Thursday night and he’s a keeper!

Cutie makes you go "aah" Hottie makes you go "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"

For a mere $1000 he’ll let you suck him off in the aircraft hangar before he takes off for his next destination.

So he's both a sexual fantasy fuck AND a neighbor who you know and care about. BUT spending an extra $50 is unreasonable ??? 🤔 My bullshit-meter is going off the charts.

I have found that some masseurs like to cover your eyes with a cloth after turning over. I always take it off. I love to look into his eyes as the massage gets more erotic. And the best masseurs return the gaze. I find that a real turn on.

I should hope that people don’t just say stuff like this on a public forum, but rather in DM’s. That’s a bit too much.

I did hire him a couple weeks ago…apologies for late message here I’ve been super busy with real/volunteer job. He was a great hire for me, traveled to my area for an outcall without complaint - not a minor thing in the Los Angeles area. Was great messaging (we switched to WhatsApp from RM), prompt, on time, and kept in touch 2-3 times on his way to me, something I really appreciate. I notice at his RM ad he changed his body hair from “naturally smooth” to “shaved” which is more accurate. That said, he filled the twink persona perfectly. We talked a while and quickly established a good connection. He performed all the activities we had discussed. All in all it was a great experience…I will be repeating with him again. The RM review by “Southbaygent” is mine. If there are any general questions ask here so we all can see them…I won’t discuss on DM’s.

Same way he’s 8 inches.