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What is the name of the series? Speaking Out of Your Ass / Anally Speaking /

Ass King Questions / Facing Facts / Stop Lick and Listen/

About Face / Nosey Nosing / Story Tailing /

Speaking In Tongues / Tales from the Lipped

 

Keep it coming. I am sure I will end using one of your suggestions.

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I am new(er) to this forum and hiring in general. I am finding my way with all of your help. I have become quite shy in my 45 years. I am certainly no stranger to sex parties, being in slings, and all around debauchery. I have read a lot of this thread and would like a concise description of what this weekend is like. I am from the Midwest, and apparently very sheltered and naive, despite my slutty pastLOL When I looked up these hotels, I was surprised. Places like these just don’t exist so freely in OHIO! Can somebody tell me how this weekend goes?

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Pop, I generally would not say this but I think the easiest way to get an idea of the various components of the weekend would be to just start at the beginning post and read through the thread. There are many posts that simply give information about the Weekend and you could just take what you think you need. Then if you have specific questions about certain aspects you can ask about those parts. I think it would be easiest and give you a more complete picture.

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They may not last forever!

 

I can’t say for certain, but I would not be surprised if @Oliver lives forever and continues to host these weekends. Barring that, I’m guessing that he is already considering who might be looking to carry the torch; this weekend won’t stop as long as this community continues to remain interested in having it happen.

 

(Sorry for the weird third-person post, @Oliver. I guess I was sending vibes into the universe in support of your eternity.)

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I concur, I may not make it this year, my first time, so hopefully my cherry can get popped next year! LOL

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They may not last forever!

 

Why do I have to do all the work around here? I guess somebody is going to have to translate for Oliver's imagination.

 

The party is like Oliver's fountain of youth. It provides him with a rare opportunity to - well, you know - spurt, gush, and bathe in the milk of human kindness. He is, after all, at that point in life where bathing in the creamy milk of youth does depend on the kindness of strangers.

 

At the party, Oliver is like a randy young boy again. No doubt he is thinking he will elope with Tristan Baldwin and run off to Thailand or some romantic paradise by 2019. This would of course leave an enormous hole in his wake, one so gaping that not even our young hero Tristan could fill it.

 

Fact is, the beloved old slut will always be just that, and he will always be the host of the most fabulous Palm Springs pool party ever ... Even when he is only sporting his embarrassingly bulging (and spotlessly dry) pink thong.

 

Sorry to squash the enticing rumors. But I don't want anyone to get the impression this party transcends Oliver, or that it has anything to do with horny young bucks. It's more like an Elks Club gathering.

 

And you don't even have to bring your dentures. Nobody likes teeth marks.

 

So please, don't worry about Oliver. I can assure everyone he's been prone to these fits of fantasy, at least since the first time I met him in 1943.

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Why do I have to do all the work around here? I guess somebody is going to have to translate for Oliver's imagination.

The party is like Oliver's fountain of youth. It provides him with a rare opportunity to - well, you know - spurt, gush, and bathe in the milk of human kindness. He is, after all, at that point in life where bathing in the creamy milk of youth does depend on the kindness of strangers.

At the party, Oliver is like a randy young boy again. No doubt he is thinking he will elope with Tristan Baldwin and run off to Thailand or some romantic paradise by 2019. This would of course leave an enormous hole in his wake, one so gaping that not even our young hero Tristan could fill it.

Fact is, the beloved old slut will always be just that, and he will always be the host of the most fabulous Palm Springs pool party ever ... Even when he is only sporting his embarrassingly bulging (and spotlessly dry) pink thong.

Sorry to squash the enticing rumors. But I don't want anyone to get the impression this party transcends Oliver, or that it has anything to do with horny young bucks. It's more like an Elks Club gathering.

And you don't even have to bring your dentures. Nobody likes teeth marks.

So please, don't worry about Oliver. I can assure everyone he's been prone to these fits of fantasy, at least since the first time I met him in 1943.

 

I beg to differ. Oliver goes well out of his way to make the event something pretty nice for a lot of people and I for one thank him profusely for that (at least here). Second, there's those damn eggs. I will definitely wait to see if anyone, and I mean anyone, can supply those. Finally, I have seen how Tristan looks at Oliver and I would not be surprised to see holes filled at one time or another. So let's throw kisses around, count our blessings, and plan on buying our tickets for next year.

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I beg to differ. Oliver goes well out of his way to make the event something pretty nice for a lot of people and I for one thank him profusely for that (at least here). Second, there's those damn eggs. I will definitely wait to see if anyone, and I mean anyone, can supply those. Finally, I have seen how Tristan looks at Oliver and I would not be surprised to see holes filled at one time or another. So let's throw kisses around, count our blessings, and plan on buying our tickets for next year.

 

Being new to all of this, I don’t know who Oliver, Tristan, or really any of you other than the two escorts I have had the pleasure to hire. I am really quite introverted and have a lot of social anxiety. If I do come out, hopefully these eggs I keep hearing about will still be made, holes will get filled (including my own) and I can take that tram ride up the mountains (that looks AMAZING!). Unless one of the escorts I have seen comes with me, I doubt I’ll make it this year. It is nice to have a familiar man on my arm to minimize the anxiety. Until then I’m really glad this forum exists and I’ll start threading together your comments to piece together who all of you are. Cheers this year!

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Being new to all of this, I don’t know who Oliver, Tristan, or really any of you other than the two escorts I have had the pleasure to hire. I am really quite introverted and have a lot of social anxiety. If I do come out, hopefully these eggs I keep hearing about will still be made, holes will get filled (including my own) and I can take that tram ride up the mountains (that looks AMAZING!). Unless one of the escorts I have seen comes with me, I doubt I’ll make it this year. It is nice to have a familiar man on my arm to minimize the anxiety. Until then I’m really glad this forum exists and I’ll start threading together your comments to piece together who all of you are. Cheers this year!

 

 

All of us came to this forum as strangers. Some of us have becomes acquaintances, others friends. Whatever your comfort level is at this time should be the level you seek. On the other hand, we are all just a bunch of guys, many older, most able to afford enough to pay for a hot time with a hot guy. Most of us are horny, depraved, scarred, thoughtful, lonely, shy, adventurous and did I mention horny. We are just like you and nothing like you, but if you decide to attend, you will be made to feel welcome and you will have a few drinks, a few laughts, a few eggs. You will see the sights of Palm Springs, a bunch of hot men in and out a bathing suits and I guarantee you will see and do something you would not expect you would do. It is a weekend that will expand your horizons and perhaps give you better understanding of who you are. I hope you decide to attend, but if you do not, there will be some point in the weekend that an attendee will raise his glass while grabbing the ass of a hot man standing next to him and he will offer a toast to those who did not attend and those who could not attend. A group of men that could be the Elk's Club of a small town will raise their glasses and drink to you and the others. Odds are, at least at that time, we will be having a lot more fun than those we toast.

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I think I can speak for other escorts attending on this matter.

 

With all due respect for diversity and cultural differences and blah blah blah ....

 

Keep your fucking knife away from our eggs. Otherwise you won't have to worry about attending any other party. Ever again.

 

I am puzzled. Considering what I have heard about you, why are you relating to ostrich eggs? I did not mention quails.

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All of us came to this forum as strangers. Some of us have becomes acquaintances, others friends. Whatever your comfort level is at this time should be the level you seek. On the other hand, we are all just a bunch of guys, many older, most able to afford enough to pay for a hot time with a hot guy. Most of us are horny, depraved, scarred, thoughtful, lonely, shy, adventurous and did I mention horny. We are just like you and nothing like you, but if you decide to attend, you will be made to feel welcome and you will have a few drinks, a few laughts, a few eggs. You will see the sights of Palm Springs, a bunch of hot men in and out a bathing suits and I guarantee you will see and do something you would not expect you would do. It is a weekend that will expand your horizons and perhaps give you better understanding of who you are. I hope you decide to attend, but if you do not, there will be some point in the weekend that an attendee will raise his glass while grabbing the ass of a hot man standing next to him and he will offer a toast to those who did not attend and those who could not attend. A group of men that could be the Elk's Club of a small town will raise their glasses and drink to you and the others. Odds are, at least at that time, we will be having a lot more fun than those we toast.

 

To those still on the fence, I'll say if not now, when? Don't delay and don't regret, just say yes. It's a really good time, even for (or especially for) introverts like me to bust out of our shells.

 

The first PS weekend I attended, I got in town Saturday morning in time for a meetup at a leather shop with others from the forum here. I hadn't met any of the guys before, and was pretty scared shitless, but mustered up my courage and found I was immediately welcomed. @Ace helped me pick out my first pair of leather pants, and it was off to the races. Though I've never been to an Elk's Club meeting, I'm betting this is way more fun.

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Friends, Romans, countrymen. Wait, that was the wrong intro...

 

I've just written to Oliver to confirm that I will be unable to attend the gathering this year, much as I had hoped to be able to do so and renew acquaintances from last year and indeed from the January forum lunch in DC in 2016. I have already mentioned it to a small number of guys I chat to separately. As so often happens, other issues have come up that compel me to be at home for most of April.

 

I'm sure that the festivities will be just as jubilant and enjoyable in my absence and I wish all of you the best for the weekend. Have one for me. (You can take the 'one' to mean whatever you wish!)

 

Mike

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Friends, Romans, countrymen. Wait, that was the wrong intro...

 

I've just written to Oliver to confirm that I will be unable to attend the gathering this year, much as I had hoped to be able to do so and renew acquaintances from last year and indeed from the January forum lunch in DC in 2016. I have already mentioned it to a small number of guys I chat to separately. As so often happens, other issues have come up that compel me to be at home for most of April.

 

I'm sure that the festivities will be just as jubilant and enjoyable in my absence and I wish all of you the best for the weekend. Have one for me. (You can take the 'one' to mean whatever you wish!)

 

Mike

 

 

Noooooo!!! I do not want to be the only ambassador of the Southern Hemisphere!

 

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