Lube

[sincitymix]

What is the oddest or unexpected thing that you have used as lube?

[+ nycman]

Mayonnaise

 

It was a picnic...we were desperate...and bad planners!

 

Seriously....we were on a picnic....how is that NOT going to end in fucking?

[BabyBoomer]

Mayonnaise

 

Bring out the Hellman's, bring out the best.

 

~Boomer ~

[gallahadesquire]

Works quite well for masturbation.

[instudiocity]

My straight roommate when asked why he was no longer dating a neighbor, "I found my cock in a peanut butter jar, I was fucking nuts."

[Rudynate]

I've used butter.

[rvwnsd]

I've used olive oil.

[sincitymix]

hair conditioner

[+ oldNbusted]

Head & Shoulders. No, it was not my idea and he realized it was a bad idea about .5 seconds after insertion, what can I say, we were 17.

[liubit]

To jack off, I've used cooking oil, body lotion, hand cream.....whatever comes in handy. I have not been as adventurous when fucking has been involved

[MikeBiDude]

I've used butter.

Some fellow home chefs chastise for keeping my butter at room temperature. The one time I "needed" to complete a last minute romantic couch play - I was glad it was there at room temp ready to go!!

[+ oldNbusted]

Some fellow home chefs chastise for keeping my butter at room temperature.

 

I've learned to love to cook later in life, so I have to ask, did they give a reason?

[Rudynate]

I've learned to love to cook later in life, so I have to ask, did they give a reason?

 

 

It gets rancid faster.

[Meo]

I've learned to love to cook later in life, so I have to ask, did they give a reason?

I would think there's a chance it could go rancid, but I am tempted to start doing this too. I cook just often enough never to remember to soften the butter!

[MikeBiDude]

I would think there's a chance it could go rancid, but I am tempted to start doing this too. I cook just often enough never to remember to soften the butter!

That's the answer...use it too fast!!! I keep it in the breadbox loosely covered with its own wrapper. Never, ever, gone rancid

[Mydavid]

I used baby cream before, which seems not good to condoms.

[+ HornyRetiree]

I would think there's a chance it could go rancid, but I am tempted to start doing this too. I cook just often enough never to remember to soften the butter!

 

I always keep a stick of butter out and at room temp! Good to know it has spontaneous uses:)

[Mydavid]

Head & Shoulders. No, it was not my idea and he realized it was a bad idea about .5 seconds after insertion, what can I say, we were 17.

My friend told me he used shampoo as lube before, he said it worked well, but I never tried.

[sincitymix]

My friend told me he used shampoo as lube before, he said it worked well, but I never tried.

 

Yikes! It prob depends on the shampoo.. id hate to try and experiment lol.. mabye baby shampoo?

[+ oldNbusted]

No More Tears!

 

Good to know about the butter, it looks like I use it up too fast to go rancid, but might need to keep that in mind if the A/C breaks during the warm months.

[Rudynate]

I always keep a stick of butter out and at room temp! Good to know it has spontaneous uses:)

 

 

I had a really nice butter keeper that I got at Williams Sonoma some time ago. It was porcelain and it was very heavy and had a heavy cover also. It kept the butter a little lower than room temperature so that it stayed a little bit firm and didn't get rancid. Alas, it got broken.

[BasketBaller]

As a teenager I went through a phase of using suntan lotion to jerk off with. I wonder if the family knew what I was up to when I came out of my room with that coconut smell?

 

I've never gotten fucked without a condom so only condom-friendly lube lately.

[+ poolboy48220]

I used suntan oil in my teens too. Also shaving cream - we'd shaved for swimming, but I really didn't shave yet otherwise, so that can found some use after all.

[MileHigh]

Body wash! Good for cock and ass to insert that finger!

[Beancounter]

Crisco vegetable shortening.