+ Funguy Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Rabbi Hy had traif last nite. His first uncut, and now he loves it. No more need to search for that Jewish escort. With that under his belt, he is now going to delve into the darker arts: a bit of BDSM - a little bondage, some restraints, a bissel rope, some nipple with the lights on … there's no sending him back! Funguy
McLeanspider Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 is James Franco Jewish? Technically, yes he is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Franco
thickornotatall Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 My Jew-dar..I am Jewish...hones in on Kevin Slater?...a "mischpucha"...who knows?...
Kevin Slater Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 My Jew-dar..I am Jewish...hones in on Kevin Slater?...a "mischpucha"...who knows?... Often mistaken. Goy here. Kevin Slater
bomerrang Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 First time observing this thread, and it is 'choice'. I have chuckled and chortled through Star of David tattoos in the crotches of escorts, to dreidel spinning, to nibbling on foreskins by a anti-Semite. Doesn't get better than this!
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Well, it's that time of the year again. As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. Anyone? http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/5d/Young_Krusty.png/180px-Young_Krusty.png Bozo
instudiocity Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Well, it's that time of the year again. As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. Anyone? Bozo You anticipating gaining a discount from those cut for religious reasons during the High Holy Days? WHAT BALLS!!!
marylander1940 Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Well, it's that time of the year again. As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. Anyone? http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/5d/Young_Krusty.png/180px-Young_Krusty.png Bozo You're looking for something difficult to find yet you want a discount? What if you try to find a Jewish Doctor, Lawyer, musician, artist, etc, that's easier to find, but a Jewish escort who'll give you a discount? Makes no sense... You might end up with a Goy, yet Jewish looking escort, reading to Torah and making you believe he's not a gentile, but not for a discount.
+ Funguy Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Is sausage kosher? As long as it's not pork
marylander1940 Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 Well, it's that time of the year again. As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. Anyone? http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/5d/Young_Krusty.png/180px-Young_Krusty.png Bozo Is a man's sausage kosher? As long as it's not pork It's about that time of the year again, so I thought I'd resuscitate this thread. I'm looking for an East Coast based Jewish escort (no tattoos and foreskin-free, of course), that is offering a Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur discount for the holiday season. Thanks. Bozo What happened to this? I want a review (not explicit because of RB...) and details too. You anticipating gaining a discount from those cut for religious reasons during the High Holy Days? WHAT BALLS!!!
Despardo Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 As long as it's not pork Or rabbit, or venison, or contains additives or fillers. Try Hebrew National.
Despardo Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 What happened to this? I want a review (not explicit because of RB...) and details too. I see. You refuse to pay retail on principle. I would suggest trying the Lower East Side, but it is all gentrified now. All wine bars and cheese shops. Can't even get a decent knish, let alone a bargain.
marylander1940 Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I didn't start this thread, I'm just curious to see what happened. I see. You refuse to pay retail on principle. I would suggest trying the Lower East Side, but it is all gentrified now. All wine bars and cheese shops. Can't even get a decent knish, let alone a bargain.
Tonyko Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. As a HALF N HALF I find this OFFENSIVE. (and backwards a Jewscort charges MORE to work High Holy Days like a Goyscort does to work on Xmas. Jees that's common senseo_O) *ps I'm available for seders either as a guest OR Chabbas Goy, just puttin' it out there. MsGuy and AdamSmith 2
Guy Fawkes Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I'm about to move the thread guys! Find the man a nice jewish boy in Los Angeles please. Rabi, be welcome here; if they get too bad threaten a bris, that'll get them to toe the line. The 2nd time is far worse. (I was such a good boy and didn't find a suitable picture)
Despardo Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I didn't start this thread, I'm just curious to see what happened. I may have replied to the wrong post. The thread has gotten rather confused. beachboy 1
AdamSmith Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I should never buy gribenes from a mohel. It's so chewy. Mrs. Doubtfire + VeryHappyCustomer 1
+ Gar1eth Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I should never buy gribenes from a mohel. It's so chewy. Mrs. Doubtfire Oh that's awful-really bad:confused:. It's worse than-Did you hear about the mohel who was also a press agent? He saved his own clippings!! Gman AdamSmith 1
robberbaron4u Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 "ALEX SUMMIT". I refer you to the 411 thread pertinent to him in this forum. His availability will be subject to his current "kept boy" status.
marylander1940 Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I have dyslexia, I do it all the time... but I go the feeling you wanted to reply to the OP, please check it and thanks acknowledging your confusion, I feel better about myself. LOL I may have replied to the wrong post. The thread has gotten rather confused.
+ dutchmuch Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 This has to be one of the most informative and funniest threads I have read. Hope Rabbi Hy found his kosher pecker. geminibear 1
Rudynate Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 I have an enjoyable Christmas Day ritual - I go to the Jewish Community Center to work out. In addition to the goyim like me who visit once a year, the place is packed with nice Jewish boys, many of which would be entirely suitable for presentation to mom. + honcho 1
+ dutchmuch Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 OY OY VEY, I think I found one for the Good Rabbi! http://rentmen.com/barebottomjew bigvalboy 1
+ g56whiz Posted November 20, 2015 Posted November 20, 2015 $100 for an outcall or $500 overnight? Such a bargain!!
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