Friday Funnies

[mike carey]

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On the subject of green asses...

[+ azdr0710]

[+ poolboy48220]

13 hours ago, azdr0710 said:

hahaha.  Shortly after I came out, a friend and I tried a hedge maze.  We were lost at one point, he kept saying "We're rimming the edge of the maze".  I had to ask him to stop saying that, then explain why. 

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[+ Tygerscent]

Some States children be like this after coming into the world against their will… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd3Pt4yh/?k=1

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39 minutes ago, Tygerscent said:

Some States children be like this after coming into the world against their will… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd3Pt4yh/?k=1

It reminds me of that remarkable time I delivered a baby, and instead of crying, as they usually do, the baby couldn't stop laughing. I didn't understand until I looked in the baby's hands and saw the baby holding the Mom's IUD! 😄

 

Edited June 9, 2022 by Unicorn

[mike carey]

[wsc]

3 hours ago, mike carey said:

I now see we need a new emoji for this sort of situation: one for a deep, deep, from-the-gut groan of perhaps grudging admiration and appreciation. Well done, sir.

[rvwnsd]

Found on this subreddit.

[mike carey]

One of the conspicuous cases of food price inflation in this country has been for the price of lettuce to rocket*. This thread quote tweets a tweet from the Queensland police, and the comments are worth a read. The one about the police having to 'seize her salad' in a favourite of mine.

https://twitter.com/ItsBouquet/status/1536236228131323905?s=20&t=QnQGTLcHmtE5Lcx5HDbdxQ

*what Americans call arugula is called rocket here.

[+ azdr0710]

more from The Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/world-s-great-white-sharks-call-for-immediate-release-o-1848989112

https://www.theonion.com/nation-becoming-more-and-more-comfortable-masturbating-1848989117

https://www.theonion.com/heroic-passenger-provides-emergency-beverage-service-af-1849047387

 

[+ azdr0710]

https://www.theonion.com/firefighters-decide-to-walk-to-fire-since-it-s-so-beaut-1848955662

https://www.theonion.com/things-new-yorkers-hate-most-about-l-a-1848937932

https://www.theonion.com/laura-dern-and-t-rex-reexamine-68-million-year-age-gap-1849040587

[+ poolboy48220]

Back in the early 2000's, when the UN was trying to do nuclear energy plant inspections in Iran, the Onion had a piece about the UN being blocked by Willy Wonka when they tried to inspect his chocolate factory.  It was priceless. https://www.theonion.com/u-n-orders-wonka-to-submit-to-chocolate-factory-inspec-1819566719

[mike carey]

This gladdened my heart when I read it on twitter this morning.

Everything I needed to know in life was imparted through cartoons: especially carry an umbrella everywhere in case a mouse throws an anvil or grand piano on your head

[mike carey]

[+ Tygerscent]

 

 

[mike carey]

[mike carey]

(One of the most polarising issues in Australia is whether it is acceptable to have pineapple on pizza, with the 'No' case being the more vehemently advocated view. I apologise if this explanation was not necessary for a US audience.)

[+ FrankR]

53 minutes ago, mike carey said:

(One of the most polarising issues in Australia is whether it is acceptable to have pineapple on pizza, with the 'No' case being the more vehemently advocated view. I apologise if this explanation was not necessary for a US audience.)

It is equally contentious in the USA! The answer you are looking for is “no”. 😉Pineapple does not belong on a pizza. Nor does peach or plum.  

But I am happy to sear pineapple, peach and plum on the grill as a desert during BBQ season (it really brings out the sweatness - really!) Stole that idea from Martha Stewart… 😁

[+ jeezopete]

[+ azdr0710]

 

[+ Tygerscent]

Some pictures are worth a thousand words:

[+ Tygerscent]

Only in Milwaukee and why I love it there so much~ National news story…😂🤣😂

[+ Tygerscent]

Trashy juvenile humor… 😛