+ easygoingpal Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 + Tygerscent and + nycman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ easygoingpal Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 They are called blow-job lips for a reason... BSR, BabyBoomer and whipped guy 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ easygoingpal Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 In training... whipped guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 + easygoingpal, Rand and + jeezopete 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 I don’t actually use poppers but, I still thought this was funny enough to share~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ Tygerscent Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) Half-Lobster Scientist Just Going To Hope Coworkers Don’t Notice He Had Mishap With CRISPR BERKELEY, CA—Admitting he felt self-conscious following a workplace accident involving the highly experimental gene-editing technology, a local half-lobster scientist told reporters Friday he would just have to hope his coworkers didn’t notice his CRISPR mishap. “The main thing I need to do is make sure I don’t slip up and try to shake someone’s hand, because that would be a dead giveaway,” said University of California, Berkeley, microbiologist Steven Lipstadt, using his gigantic claws to put on a novelty sombrero he had purchased on his lunch break in order to hide the long antennae projecting outward from his head. “Luckily my lab coat covers up quite a bit of my tail, so as long as I stay behind my desk, no one should notice that. Maybe people will see my protruding crimson rostrum and think I just have a cold or something? Ugh. If anyone notices I look a little different today, I’ll tell them I got a haircut. I just hope nobody here has a shellfish allergy.” At press time, Lipstadt was reportedly worried the nighttime cleaning staff would discovered that the half-human lobster had been forced to smother with a couch cushion and stuff into a trash can after seeing Lipstadt working late in the lab while listening to the B-52’s. (News Update by The Onion) Edited April 25, 2022 by Tygerscent Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 1:03 AM, Tygerscent said: I don’t actually use poppers but, I still thought this was funny enough to share~ My father always called her Mary Popinski. + Tygerscent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 This pun is a bit meta. + Tygerscent and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 This was posted in a twitter thread here but it's pretty widely applicable when you're in there. Or here for that matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 (edited) "Chris" and I will be doing an almost 3-week tour of Britain in about 6 weeks. We will have about 6 days in London, and I don't know if we'll get to the Abbey Road Studios. I've never been. Although I've traveled extensively in most western European countries, I have only passing knowledge of Britain, so it will be interesting to get to know this country. So far, I've only visited London, Oxford, Stratford, and Edinburgh. I guess I've been afraid of too much rain, and the fact that I can't drive there. We'll be doing a bus tour, so I won't have to worry about driving. Edited May 1, 2022 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSR Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 + Tygerscent, + nycman and + Oliver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 On 5/2/2022 at 8:39 PM, BSR said: That's right up there with the pharmaceutical commercials - "Do not take Obliterol if you are allergic to Obliterol". + Oliver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kevin Slater Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Have I told you guys my elevator joke? It works on many levels. Kevin Slater + Oliver and + jrhoutex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Kevin Slater said: Have I told you guys my elevator joke? It works on many levels. Kevin Slater Lol, I needed a lift! Kevin Slater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, mike carey said: Lol, I needed a lift! Reminds me of a 70s commercial.... Edited May 8, 2022 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 You could fly from the SF Bay Area to LA for $16.50, and not have to pay for luggage or seats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ easygoingpal Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Better than an army Swiss knife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Get your chicken at Sam 'n Ella's Chicken Shack! 🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 (edited) Or you can head to Lake City, Florida for this damned place! Reviews are mixed as to how Fu King good the food is... https://www.yelp.com/biz/fu-king-chinese-restaurant-lake-city Edited May 11, 2022 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBiDude Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Those posts remind me of: wsc, + nycman and + easygoingpal 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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