Friday Funnies

[+ jeezopete]

23 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Never thought of that. Is there an "Ocean Waves and Seagulls" track to listen to? 

Haven't thought to check that out, but I will for sure. I have a Pandora station called Beach Radio. I enjoy the songs on that when the beach is too crowded and I want to close my eyes and pretend it's not. 

Update:  Just checked and Pandora has Ocean Waves stations that I'll be checking out. Thanks for the idea!

Edited August 13, 2023 by jeezopete
Update

[+ azdr0710]

42 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Never thought of that. Is there an "Ocean Waves and Seagulls" track to listen to? 

11+ hours of ocean waves......as usual, the comments are the best part....to wit:  For people with anxiety: Close your eyes, listen deeply to the waves, breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

 

[+ jeezopete]

11 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

LOL, my warped mind thought this would end with: ....do this as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don't forget you're not alone, there is someone standing at the foot of your bed....

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[56harrisond]

[+ Tygerscent]

[+ Tygerscent]

On 8/12/2023 at 5:35 PM, jeezopete said:

LOL, my warped mind thought this would end with: ....do this as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don't forget you're not alone, there is someone standing at the foot of your bed....

😮

Aren’t they usually under the bed~?

[+ Tygerscent]

On 8/12/2023 at 5:21 PM, azdr0710 said:

11+ hours of ocean waves......as usual, the comments are the best part....to wit:  For people with anxiety: Close your eyes, listen deeply to the waves, breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

 

 

[+ Tygerscent]

[+ jeezopete]

That awkward moment when you drive your Chevy to the levee but the levee isn't dry:

[+ jeezopete]

[+ jeezopete]

[+ Tygerscent]

8 hours ago, jeezopete said:

Very apparently not vanilla and that makes it kinky 

[+ Tygerscent]

7 hours ago, jeezopete said:

Or visiting you grandparents house 

[+ tassojunior]

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CskRe96ITq6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

[+ tassojunior]

 

and here's our sweet babuska hitching a ride home from work as the crane operator in the IG above: 

Edited August 17, 2023 by tassojunior

[+ tassojunior]

[Archangel]

[56harrisond]

[+ tassojunior]

48 minutes ago, 56harrisond said:

how a smart mom keeps a teenage son from driving her car. 

[+ tassojunior]

[+ tassojunior]

 

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[samhexum]

[Archangel]

[+ tassojunior]

Gotta love IKEA

 

[samhexum]

21 minutes ago, Archangel said:

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE ORIGINAL LYRICS TO THIS SONG:

 

[Verse 1]
When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go poundtown
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, poundtown

[Pre-Chorus]
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

[Chorus]
So go poundtown
Things will be great when you're poundtown
No finer place for sure, poundtown
Everything's waiting for you

[Verse 2]
Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows poundtown
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close poundtown

[Pre-Chorus]
Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

 

[Chorus]
So go poundtown
Where all the lights are bright, poundtown
Waiting for you tonight, poundtown
You're gonna be alright now, poundtown

[Instrumental Break w/ Backing Vocals]
Poundtown
Poundtown

[Pre-Chorus]
And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares

[Chorus]
So go poundtown
Things will be great when you're poundtown
Don't wait a minute more, poundtown
Everything is waiting for you, poundtown

[Outro]
Poundtown (poundtown)
Poundtown (poundtown)
Poundtown (poundtown)
Poundtown (poundtown)

 

 

Edited August 19, 2023 by samhexum
for shits and giggles