!!!ALFIE NEEDS A CAR!!!

[robberbaron4u]

By Alfie, taking a bus is a humbling experience which he cannot endure. After life in the Trump Tower, Living with mom at Pleasantville is insufferable.  An immigration attorney to whom he was referred has counselled him not to waste his time or money challenging his five year ban from travel to the US. He is "done" in that regard, fried up as I prefer my breakfast bacon, well done and crisp. Past admirers, who he now characterizes as "lonely old men" are not answering his ring. Only Christian with the George Northwood Salon at London can do justice to his hair and he is in need the "works".My suggestion that is his Gran might be able to do a decent haircut with a bowl and pinking shears was met, shall we say, with sputtering, incoherent indignation. The Big 3 O for him is on the calendar in July.  Come, gentlemen, be generous; open your purses.

[Luv2play]

18 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

By Alfie, taking a bus is a humbling experience which he cannot endure. After life in the Trump Tower, Living with mom at Pleasantville is insufferable.  An immigration attorney to whom he was referred has counselled him not to waste his time or money challenging his five year ban from travel to the US. He is "done" in that regard, fried up as I prefer my breakfast bacon, well done and crisp. Past admirers, who he now characterizes as "lonely old men" are not answering his ring. Only Christian with the George Northwood Salon at London can do justice to his hair and he is in need the "works".My suggestion that is his Gran might be able to do a decent haircut with a bowl and pinking shears was met, shall we say, with sputtering, incoherent indignation. The Big 3 O for him is on the calendar in July.  Come, gentlemen, be generous; open your purses.

What’s it all about, Alfie?

[robberbaron4u]

3 hours ago, Luv2play said:

What’s it all about, Alfie?

What's it all about? Fame is fleeting. . .no one is  tossing $100 bills his way as in the old days when he was a celebrity dancer on the Adonis Lounge circuit.  Yes, money, "he ain't' got none".  And, ah, his admirers who were legion; he has found their admiration has become a tad tepid. But, there is hope on the horizon. He is writing a tell-all book which, by him, will put him back on the top, figuratively and not literally. 

[Luv2play]

I was referring tongue in cheek to the film that made Michael Caine, the Cockney actor, a star and international celebrity in the 1960’s.  I didn’t see the film or never much was enamoured of him but he had a long and successful career in acting. 
The young man you are referring to is no Alfie aka Michael Caine.

Edited 19 hours ago by Luv2play

[robberbaron4u]

3 hours ago, Luv2play said:

I was referring tongue in cheek to the film that made Michael Caine, the Cockney actor, a star and international celebrity in the 1960’s.  I didn’t see the film or never much was enamoured of him but he had a long and successful career in acting. 
The young man you are referring to is no Alfie aka Michael Caine.

I beg pardon for my lack of familiarity with the line, the film or Michael Caine. The last flick I took in was von Sternberg's The Last Command with Emil Janning. 

[Luv2play]

If you were of a certain age like I am, you would also remember the hit tune by the same name taken from the film. Sung by a young Dionne Warwick and written by Burt Baccarat and Hal David. Won the Grammy and made Warwick a star.

Edited 9 hours ago by Luv2play

[maninsoma]

7 hours ago, Luv2play said:

If you were of a certain age like I am, you would also remember the hit tune by the same name taken from the film. Sung by a young Dionne Warwick and written by Burt Baccarat and Hal David. Won the Grammy and made Warwick a star.

Well, not quite.  Dionne had eight top 40 hits over a period of five years before Alfie appeared on the b side of one of her singles (including one of her signature songs, Walk On By), so she was already a "star."