Strangest or unique request you've received or given

[ACluelessGent]

On 3/21/2026 at 2:55 AM, la_connor said:

Me too! Incredible. I would have done it for $350...

That's repulsive. Escorting is hard labor. Haven't these guys heard of lasers?

[PVink]

One provider I’ve seen has a rm profile pic wearing a spider man skinsuit. I asked him to wear it for a session. I showed up for an incall and we was wearing it when I got there. So hot! 

Now if I can get Tom Holland to do it some time, that would make my dreams come true! I think Zendaya might have a problem with that!

[polysome]

On 3/20/2026 at 9:06 PM, Jamie21 said:

Quite a few lol. One of the more unusual ones is a boxing role play. I’m the coach, client is my boxer who I am massaging before his fight. He has ambient boxing sound playing in the background, wears boxing gloves, shorts and a box to protect his cock. I start to massage him, giving him tips on the fight and as the massage progresses we both get naked and I end up fucking him. 

Curious if a script had to be involved here.

I'd say anytime someone needs to furnish the provider lines or a specific character persona that it gets interesting 🤔 

[+ Jamie21]

7 hours ago, polysome said:

Curious if a script had to be involved here.

I'd say anytime someone needs to furnish the provider lines or a specific character persona that it gets interesting 🤔 

Yes there’s some lines he likes which I use, with a certain amount of ad libbing. 

[Boaxxx]

On 4/28/2026 at 11:36 AM, Milo Janus said:

II ran into my all-time favorite escort, David, in San Francisco . . .

Got a link for David?

[Milo Janus]

3 hours ago, Boaxxx said:

Got a link for David?

No, sorry.  David retired years ago.  

[Vulgarii]

One wanted me to pretend to be his son, showed me pictures of his actual son too.

One wanted me to wear some windbreaker outfit and grind on him.

One really old wheelchair-bound man specifically told me on the phone twice that he didn't want anything erotic and whaddya know, I show up and all he wants is erotic, in his wheelchair.

One guy wanted me to shave his balls and penetrate him with the razor. Things got scary for a minute the next day when he threw away or misplaced the razor and he threatened me as if the one dollar disposable razor had sentimental value.

 

There were clients that wanted me to perform witchcraft with them.

Requesting that I eat dinner with their families afterwards or before is always the fvcking worst. I hate meeting the relatives or even the kids that are at home right there in the living room. If you service Filipino clients or maybe asian immigrant clients, I guarantee you will have this experience.

 

Strangest locations are a whole other story like going to an actual warehouse/makeshift apartment in the middle of the night where I really could have disappeared forever, or being requested to pretend to be a usc student and provide the service in the office. 

 

There's requests for giving wedgies and spanking, or kick and stomp on balls.

Requests to rim me or lick my feet aren't that strange but I find that they don't enjoy me because I'm not musky and smelly. Sorry, I shower 3 times a day or more, and don't wear shoes and socks.

Requests for prostate massages are always really gross to me because I have no idea who's asking for it and how clean they will be.

Edited Sunday at 11:14 PM by Vulgarii

[Wings246]

2 hours ago, Vulgarii said:

Requesting that I eat dinner with their families afterwards or before is always the fvcking worst. I hate meeting the relatives or even the kids that are at home right there in the living room. If you service Filipino clients or maybe asian immigrant clients, I guarantee you will have this experience.

Dinner before/after???  How?  Did you go to their houses and deliver the services while their family members are in the same houses?  How did they even introduce you to their family members?  A friend?

[Vulgarii]

4 hours ago, Wings246 said:

Dinner before/after???  How?  Did you go to their houses and deliver the services while their family members are in the same houses?  How did they even introduce you to their family members?  A friend?

 

They'll have family at home and will invite me to eat with them, sometimes it was before the service and sometimes after.

 

Even if they lived in a back house, they'll invite me inside the main house to meet the fam and eat. 

Yeah it's free food but I'm not social like that. 

 

Anyone that has services filipinos enough times will know this, or even if you're servicing a filipino at-home-nurse working for a family, you'll meet and service the whole fvcking family.

 

Hates it!

Edited yesterday at 06:18 AM by Vulgarii

[+ PhileasFogg]

On 8/13/2026 at 10:40 PM, viewing ownly said:

A sensual masseur I had seen many times had a cave of a belly button, so I asked him one day if I could fuck it. Actual anal sex was off the table since he was in a committed threesome relationship, which didn't surprise me. The guy was hot. I pulled out and shot all over his hulking chest and hit his face, too. That was the day I learned he wasn't a swallower, as when he yelled out an expletive with my first squirt, the second squirt hit the mouth - jackpot!

How cavernous was it 😱 

[Wings246]

17 hours ago, Vulgarii said:

They'll have family at home and will invite me to eat with them, sometimes it was before the service and sometimes after.

Even if they lived in a back house, they'll invite me inside the main house to meet the fam and eat.

I suppose they don't really care too much for discretion, do they?  Would that be a major red flag for you?  If I were you, yes, thanks, but no thanks.  I know I'm cordially invited, but I must regrettably decline.

[Vulgarii]

This doesn't fall under request but a few times I serviced a "celebrity real estate agent," as he markets himself, and they all do that now, but the last time I saw him, or one of the last times, he completely smelled like a corpse. I only remembered the smell of formaldehyde from the high school and college anatomy classes when I had to dissect an animal.

 

I didn't bother asking him about it. 

 

Sometime later through the grapevine I was told he was into "necro" and he and his friends had a connection for that at a mortuary. 

[CuriousByNature]

On 8/23/2026 at 11:50 PM, PhileasFogg said:

How cavernous was it 😱