Who's gonna go see "Melania"?

[+ glutes]

On 1/23/2026 at 9:06 AM, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. 
Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice.

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Bozers, there will be plenty of seating available for you. For both of your  viewings.

The documentary 

Melania

 is facing extremely low, "soft" ticket sales for its late January 2026 debut, with some locations in the UK reporting only one or two seats booked for initial screenings. Projections suggest an opening weekend gross of only $1–$5 million, despite a wide release in over 2,000 U.S. theaters. 

Edited Tuesday at 05:06 AM by glutes

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

72 hours until the highly anticipated premiers of Melania. Yeah, it seems like an eternity... but good (great) things are worth the wait.
Tickets can be purchased ahead of time at Fandango, Amazon, Regal Cinemas, etc.

https://www.fandango.com/melania-2026-243812/movie-overview

After going to the movie locally, Bozo will going to a midnight Melania party on Friday. They are being held all over the country. 
Bozo 💓 Melania.
https://www.melaniatrump.com/

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[dutchal]

“President Trump hosted a screening over the weekend at the White House of first lady Melania Trump’s new documentary ‘Melania,’ and it’s already getting some award buzz for Least Animated Feature.” — SETH MEYERS

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

4 hours ago, dutchal said:

“President Trump hosted a screening over the weekend at the White House of first lady Melania Trump’s new documentary ‘Melania,’ and it’s already getting some award buzz for Least Animated Feature.” — SETH MEYERS

Seth Meyers?  Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious.
Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend.

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Edited Tuesday at 06:21 PM by BOZO T CLOWN

[+ Travis69]

3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Seth Meyers?  Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious.
Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend.

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You'd rather rub elbows with RATNER!!  BE SERIOUS!!!!!

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

1 hour ago, Travis69 said:

You'd rather rub elbows with RATNER!!  BE SERIOUS!!!!!

Absolutely!
Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc.

P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days.

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[+ Travis69]

9 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

eagerly anticipating the Melania opening

So many men have said that...........

[+ Travis69]

11 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Absolutely!
Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc.

P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days.

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You might want to check into Ratner's history!!

[+ glutes]

[+ glutes]

5 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Absolutely!
Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc.

P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days.

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Bozers, hope you can add to these reviews.

 

[mike carey]

I saw this on social media:

Early reviews are in: ‘Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out’

[EZEtoGRU]

Regarding "Melania" movie:  I Really Don't Care.  Do U?

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Melania hasn't even been released yet, and the only preview was Saturday night at the White House. And none of these self-proclaimed critics were invited. It is scheduled for worldwide release on January 30th. All we have is a 1.26 trailer and some hearsay. Yet, based on that short trailer, hearsay, and idle gossip, a bunch of losers (many of them mentally deranged with severe cases of TDS), have trashed the movie. These so-called critics, most of whom are nothing but agenda-driven, arrogant blowhards, have ZERO credibility when it comes to providing legitimate criticism.
Rather than wait for the movie to be released, these pompous, pretentious, pontificators have chosen to look for cheap, attention grabbing headlines. Speaks volumes.
Bozo, being the intelligent clown that he is, will hold off on forming an opinion until he sees the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9FJit5XiqU

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[Jakeenct]

On 1/26/2026 at 8:19 PM, glutes said:

Brilliant!

[+ glutes]

[+ glutes]

 

How many will  BOZO T CLOWN buy? Only $12.99 Bozers!

https://gizmodo.com/movies-theaters-will-sell-a-melania-trump-popcorn-bucket-this-weekend-2000715100

Edited yesterday at 03:34 AM by glutes

[dutchal]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/melania-movie-jokes

https://www.facebook.com/groups/2093449997464068/posts/3598569340285452/ (click on +29)

 

[samhexum]

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

28 minutes ago, samhexum said:

Is there a reason that anyone should care what Christopher David and Mayra (two unknown losers) post on their twitter accounts? Perhaps they are jealous of Melania's Twitter numbers? Or more likely they are jealous that they weren't asked to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday:

The most beautiful First Lady ever!

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[BSR]

I doubt Melania much cares how the documentary does at the box office because she already received $28 million of the $40 million paid for the rights to the project.  

Total budget:  $40 million for rights, $5 million production costs, $35 million marketing.  Even though that adds up to $80 million, $75 million is the figure everyone is citing for total project cost.  Don’t ask me.

While it’s doubtful that Amazon MGM Studios will make its money back at the box office, I’m sure Jeff Bezos has great motivation to maintain a warm & fuzzy relationship with Melania’s husband, who I shan’t name because of the forum’s no politics rule.

[+ purplekow]

On 1/27/2026 at 10:18 AM, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Seth Meyers?  Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious.
Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend.

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Chances are if the parties are as popular as the movie, you will have plenty of elbow room so, do not worry about rubbing elbows with anyone.  

[Jakeenct]

19 minutes ago, BSR said:

I doubt Melania much cares how the documentary does at the box office because she already received $28 million of the $40 million paid for the rights to the project.  

Total budget:  $40 million for rights, $5 million production costs, $35 million marketing.  Even though that adds up to $80 million, $75 million is the figure everyone is citing for total project cost.  Don’t ask me.

While it’s doubtful that Amazon MGM Studios will make its money back at the box office, I’m sure Jeff Bezos has great motivation to maintain a warm & fuzzy relationship with Melania’s husband, who I shan’t name because of the forum’s no politics rule.

This isn't politics, this is pop-culture.  MT is so apolitical, she could never be seen as a political figure.😃

[+ purplekow]

On 1/27/2026 at 2:40 PM, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Absolutely!
Bozo would rather stick needles in his eyes than socialize with losers like Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, etc.

P.S. ....eagerly anticipating the Melania opening in 3 days.

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Welll you might get to see the Melania opening but I suspect her husband hasnt seen her opening in ....how old is Baron...18 years.  And there may be some question there about in vitro.  

[+ purplekow]

17 hours ago, glutes said:

 

How many will  BOZO T CLOWN buy? Only $12.99 Bozers!

https://gizmodo.com/movies-theaters-will-sell-a-melania-trump-popcorn-bucket-this-weekend-2000715100

Does her husband eat popcorn out of her box?

[Jakeenct]

33 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Does her husband eat popcorn out of her box?

For those not versed in Italian, the noun puttana = "whore" so I give you Puttania!!!