PoundMeOnaPlane Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago For me, a provider is like having a GPS for dating—always reliable and almost never lost in the woods of awkwardness. Going on a date without a provider is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions—fun and exciting at first, but soon you’re questioning your life choices and wondering if you’ll ever escape the maze of flatpack chaos. Many people have forgotten how to converse, turning a nice dinner into a therapy session where I’m the therapist, the waiter, and the bill payer. And let’s not forget the manners—or lack thereof—that can turn a rock-hard erection into a limp noodle faster than you can say “table manners.” A provider, on the other hand, is that steady guide, keeping everyone entertained and comfortable. They know exactly what I expect, which is usually a good time and maybe a little dinner—though I often find myself making a meal out of the provider instead. That’s why.
MenLoveAvenue Posted 16 hours ago Posted 16 hours ago 1 hour ago, PoundMeOnaPlane said: never lost in the woods of awkwardness 1 hour ago, PoundMeOnaPlane said: escape the maze of flatpack chaos My man, you have a way with words! + ApexNomad 1
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