Is "barely plumper than a pancake" the new "bubble butt"?

[viewing ownly]

It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim to have it going on with their backside, only to feel that what they define as having a round, shapely ass is way, way off base with reality. 

Whether due to immense work in the gym (aden_taylor), or getting injections (phattbooty), a true bubble butt is my biggest turn-on on a man. In other words, I don't care what got you there, but just because you have a jock strap on doesn't automatically indicate bubble butt status. 

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Guys- both gay and straight- have the overwhelming issue of not working out for a symmetrical, balanced body.  It's awful.

It's equally as bad when a guy has nothing but ass, which can make him look womanly.

Hit all of your body parts over the week.  It's not difficult...  It just takes discipline.

And don't forget cardio.

[Nightowl]

Roundness is also dependent on genetics.  

[Ali Gator]

We can add this to the list of descriptions providers don't understand the meaning of. 

So far: 

Smooth, light hairy, hairy - guys under 40 have no idea how to differentiate when looking in the mirror to describe their bodies. An no, if you have facial scruff but not a strand of hair to be found under your neck, you are not 'hairy' or 'lightly hairy'. 

Blond - No, brown hair (whether dark or light), red hair and black hair  does not make you a blond. If you're unsure what color your hair is, ask your hair stylist. 

Round ass / bubble butt - see above OP. If your ass looks like a continuation of your upper back when looking at your sideview in the mirror, you do not have a round ass or bubble butt. And that's fine - there are clients looking for a flat ass. 

Eight inches - Before you even add this into your ad, please measure again with a tape measure (from the base to the tip, erect). Then measure again. And a third time. Then write down the correct number which is probably closer to 6 or so. 

22 years old / 32 years old :  These are the popular ages for men in their 30s  / 40s+ respectively. Look at your driver's licenses. It shows the year you were born. Maybe shave off five years if it makes you proud, but not 10 - 15. It's not working for you. 

[Ali Gator]

11 hours ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

The purpose of this thread wasn't about escorts, but about gay men in general.  

If I had a list of things 'clients don't understand the meaning of,' we might push this thread immediately into a page 3.

Read the first sentence of the OP again.  The lead in to the sentence are the following words:  "It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim..."

'Ads' on a forum primarily about providers (escorts and masseurs) suggests the post is indeed about providers. 

[marylander1940]

On 6/13/2025 at 2:00 AM, viewing ownly said:

It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim to have it going on with their backside, only to feel that what they define as having a round, shapely ass is way, way off base with reality. 

Whether due to immense work in the gym (aden_taylor), or getting injections (phattbooty), a true bubble butt is my biggest turn-on on a man. In other words, I don't care what got you there, but just because you have a jock strap on doesn't automatically indicate bubble butt status. 

 

55 minutes ago, Ali Gator said:

Read the first sentence of the OP again.  The lead in to the sentence are the following words:  "It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim..."

'Ads' on a forum primarily about providers (escorts and masseurs) suggests the post is indeed about providers. 

I've found MANY profiles in RM of clients who describe themselves as chubby while their stats clearly show they're obese.

Example:

5'8"

260 lbs. 

 

 

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

2 hours ago, Ali Gator said:

Read the first sentence of the OP again.  The lead in to the sentence are the following words:  "It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim..."

'Ads' on a forum primarily about providers (escorts and masseurs) suggests the post is indeed about providers. 

Indeed, you are correct.  

I respectfully apologize for missing that.

[CuriousByNature]

On 6/14/2025 at 12:29 PM, Ali Gator said:

 

Eight inches - Before you even add this into your ad, please measure again with a tape measure (from the base to the tip, erect). Then measure again. And a third time. Then write down the correct number which is probably closer to 6 or so. 

 

Can we add the total of the three measurements together?

[CuriousByNature]

I imagine 'barely plumper than a pancake' would still be preferable to a crispy waffle.

[marylander1940]

here's another example of a new way to describe the human body:

[+ sniper]

To be fair at 6'2" people.can be all over the map at that weight depending on frame and musculature. Some people carry it well, though admittedly most don't. Im 6'3" and 305 right now and most people seem genuinely shocked when I tell them. When I was 200 lbs i looked gaunt even though BMI puts that as almost overweight. And I habe a friend the same height who is narrow framed and looks pudgy at 170.

[caliguy]

16 hours ago, sniper said:

To be fair at 6'2" people.can be all over the map at that weight depending on frame and musculature. Some people carry it well, though admittedly most don't. Im 6'3" and 305 right now and most people seem genuinely shocked when I tell them. When I was 200 lbs i looked gaunt even though BMI puts that as almost overweight. And I habe a friend the same height who is narrow framed and looks pudgy at 170.

I'm 6'4 and 200 with a somewhat muscular build. I would definitely look fat at 300 lbs. Plus it would be hard on my joints. 

[CuriousByNature]

I think it's time all forum members to post photos of their torsos... except for me. 

[Nightowl]

On 6/14/2025 at 3:29 PM, Ali Gator said:

We can add this to the list of descriptions providers don't understand the meaning of. 

So far: 

Smooth, light hairy, hairy - guys under 40 have no idea how to differentiate when looking in the mirror to describe their bodies. An no, if you have facial scruff but not a strand of hair to be found under your neck, you are not 'hairy' or 'lightly hairy'. 

Blond - No, brown hair (whether dark or light), red hair and black hair  does not make you a blond. If you're unsure what color your hair is, ask your hair stylist. 

Round ass / bubble butt - see above OP. If your ass looks like a continuation of your upper back when looking at your sideview in the mirror, you do not have a round ass or bubble butt. And that's fine - there are clients looking for a flat ass. 

Eight inches - Before you even add this into your ad, please measure again with a tape measure (from the base to the tip, erect). Then measure again. And a third time. Then write down the correct number which is probably closer to 6 or so. 

22 years old / 32 years old :  These are the popular ages for men in their 30s  / 40s+ respectively. Look at your driver's licenses. It shows the year you were born. Maybe shave off five years if it makes you proud, but not 10 - 15. It's not working for you. 

I’d like a further breakdown of “hairy” that gives the location that is hairy.  Chest? Back? Legs? Groin? Ass?  Some hairy spots are very appealing while others are not.

[mike carey]

4 hours ago, CuriousByNature said:

I think it's time all forum members to post photos of their torsos... except for me. 

Done, but it took a while since it's so long since I used a stamp and I had to search for one.

[Archangel]

I find the stats on ads are basically useless, no matter the category.

[Archangel]

On 7/4/2025 at 3:37 PM, CuriousByNature said:

I think it's time all forum members to post photos of their torsos... except for me. 

I’d be permanently banned. 😏 

[soloyo215]

On 6/13/2025 at 2:00 AM, viewing ownly said:

It's astonishing how many ads I come across where men claim to have it going on with their backside, only to feel that what they define as having a round, shapely ass is way, way off base with reality. 

Whether due to immense work in the gym (aden_taylor), or getting injections (phattbooty), a true bubble butt is my biggest turn-on on a man. In other words, I don't care what got you there, but just because you have a jock strap on doesn't automatically indicate bubble butt status. 

We are in the era where people convince themselves that they are "the best" at something simply because they themselves say so in social media. We are living in a post reality world.

Edited July 6 by soloyo215

[Ali Gator]

On 7/4/2025 at 5:23 PM, Nightowl said:

I’d like a further breakdown of “hairy” that gives the location that is hairy.  Chest? Back? Legs? Groin? Ass?  Some hairy spots are very appealing while others are not.

The provider I met a few months ago described himself as 'light hairy' even though there wasn't a single hair to be found below his neck. When I pointed this out, he claimed the hair on his head and the scruff on his face made him 'light hairy'. He's 27. 

[Archangel]

1 hour ago, Ali Gator said:

The provider I met a few months ago described himself as 'light hairy' even though there wasn't a single hair to be found below his neck. When I pointed this out, he claimed the hair on his head and the scruff on his face made him 'light hairy'. He's 27. 

Delusional- (Latin delusio from de- away + ludere play mock) adj. persisting in false beliefs despite evidence.

[Nightowl]

2 hours ago, Ali Gator said:

The provider I met a few months ago described himself as 'light hairy' even though there wasn't a single hair to be found below his neck. When I pointed this out, he claimed the hair on his head and the scruff on his face made him 'light hairy'. He's 27. 

Sounds like he desperately wants body hair.