LA Providers with Boston Accents?

[LocallySocally]

14 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

aw, c'mon, @LocallySocally    ...you've been around the forum long enough to not take all this as seriously as you appear to be doing......you may've gotten some DMs, I hope, on this.......it's just that your initial inquiry was probably a bit too specific (though I'm sure there are a few providers in LA who have Boston accents??) and probably nearly impossible to answer since additional personal preferences are probably also important to you......plus mention of the Boston accent thing itself, object of humor forever, lent itself to forum joking.....I hope you get some answers, either here or privately, for your quest........you may also want to see if Boston guys are willing to travel or if you want to go back there......    

Well, no.  First of all, I didn't just ask about Boston.  I did mention East Coast accents generally, so it's not even that specific.  If someone didn't realize that, then they didn't actually read my post. And if they aren't going to read my post, then why are they even posting in here? 

Secondly, I still have not received a single useful answer.  Let's look at the answers so far:

1. Ask an Actor:  Ok, I assume this is a joke.  Nobody can seriously expect someone to go around asking random actors if they'll have sex for money.  So, this isn't an answer.  Credit where credit is due, it is the only mildly amusing joke in this thread so far.

2. Contact Providers and Ask Them:  Well, duh.  Obviously, I could contact a specific provider and ask them if they can do it.  But I'm posting here to see if anyone knows a provider, so that I don't have to go through a giant list of providers asking each one of them about this.  This is not a useful suggestion, nor does it actually answer my question. 

3. Fly to Boston or Fly Someone Here:  Well, obviously that's an option.  I live in LA.  Do people posting in this thread actually think that people in LA might not be aware that they can fly somewhere?  Is there actually somewhere out there who thinks us Angelinos don't realize that we can fly to Boston?   And again, it doesn't answer the question, because I specifically asked about LA providers.  I didn't ask about non-LA providers.  But, ya know, even an answer like "So-and-so from X City speaks with a Boston accent" would actually provide some useful information, even though it's not about an LA provider.  But, "use a plane" doesn't actually provide any useful information.

And I wouldn't even mind all the non-answers if there were a few actual answers mixed in, but so far, there's absolutely nothing. 

[tennisjock]

4 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

 

[ShortCutie7]

A combination of #1 and 2 actually sounds like decent advice- find an escort who is also an actor.  Just did a search of LA escorts with the keyword “actor” and the only one who seems like he might be able to do it has the username prettyboiz- maybe worth a shot contacting him and asking if he can do the accent?

[LocallySocally]

Dude, a ton of escorts have the word "actor" in their profile because they are porn actors.  Telling me to search on the word "actor" is also not useful advice.

Ok, I've had enough of this nonsense.  If you don't personally know of a provider who fits the description, no need to post here in this thread.  From this point on, I'm just going to add to my ignore list anyone who posts in this thread without the name of a provider who they know has a matching accent.

[+ DynamicUno]

[ShortCutie7]

2 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

Dude, a ton of escorts have the word "actor" in their profile because they are porn actors.  Telling me to search on the word "actor" is also not useful advice.

Ok, I've had enough of this nonsense.  If you don't personally know of a provider who fits the description, no need to post here in this thread.  From this point on, I'm just going to add to my ignore list anyone who posts in this thread without the name of a provider who they know has a matching accent.

FWIW, only four escorts came up in LA with the term “actor” in their profile.  Two of them used the term “porn actor,” so I eliminated them, and one was not American, so I eliminated him.  The escort I suggested you contact was the only one remaining.  Some of us are legitimately trying to help you, but feel free to ignore us.

[MikeH10]

microprocessors! 

[DunwoodyGuy]

As one famous Bostonian once said, "Ask not what you can do to your escort. Ask what your escort can do to you."

[Your Man in Arlington]

13 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

Ok, I've had enough of this nonsense.  If you don't personally know of a provider who fits the description, no need to post here in this thread.

First, this is a website on the internet where members are free to post their thoughts as long as they meet community guidelines; no one is obliged to meet your or anyone else's specific demands. And, yes, you are free to add  anyone to your ignore list for any reason, no matter how petty (eg. discussing things on a discussion forum).

Second, some here have genuinely been trying to help you out without having the name of a specific person: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

[LocallySocally]

2 hours ago, Your Man in Arlington said:

First, this is a website on the internet where members are free to post their thoughts as long as they meet community guidelines; no one is obliged to meet your or anyone else's specific demands. And, yes, you are free to add  anyone to your ignore list for any reason, no matter how petty (eg. discussing things on a discussion forum).

Second, some here have genuinely been trying to help you out without having the name of a specific person: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

*Yawn*  I never said anyone was obliged to do anything.   And I'd rather be petty than be a condescending asshole.  Not calling you one, of course.  Just saying it generally.

Of course, there's always "petty" people who think pointing out that you aren't interested in what they have to say constitutes some sort of attempt to silence them.   News flash:  I'm free to state that I'm not interested in what you or anyone else is saying, and I'm not "obliged" to meet anyone's "specific demands" not to do so.

I am just making it clear that I personally am not interested in obvious and useless "fishing lessons."  And now you're added to my ignore list.

Edited March 29 by LocallySocally

[Your Man in Arlington]

58 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

*Yawn*  I never said anyone was obliged to do anything.

  

58 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

Of course, there's always "petty" people who think pointing out that you aren't interested in what they have to say constitutes some sort of attempt to silence them. 

See:

17 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

If you don't personally know of a provider who fits the description, no need to post here in this thread.

But, I guess you won't see this, since you're ignoring me now. 😝

Edited March 29 by Your Man in Arlington

[+ DynamicUno]

@mike carey Is it time to make the donuts yet?

[+ DrownedBoy]

Countdown to thread shutdown in 10, 9, 8....

[tennisjock]

8 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

*Yawn*  I never said anyone was obliged to do anything.   And I'd rather be petty than be a condescending asshole.  Not calling you one, of course.  Just saying it generally.

Of course, there's always "petty" people who think pointing out that you aren't interested in what they have to say constitutes some sort of attempt to silence them.   News flash:  I'm free to state that I'm not interested in what you or anyone else is saying, and I'm not "obliged" to meet anyone's "specific demands" not to do so.

I am just making it clear that I personally am not interested in obvious and useless "fishing lessons."  And now you're added to my ignore list.

 

why not ask a provider you know in Los Angeles who they know or know of that can meet your specific criteria??  

I happen to know of one with a Boston accent in grad school here in Los Angeles on the DL that  I found on SA a few years ago.
however  the way you have treated others on here in your condescending tone and vibe there is no way in hell I am referring you to him as I like him too much as a person and provider. 

Edited March 30 by tennisjock

[+ DrownedBoy]

18 minutes ago, tennisjock said:

I happen to know of one with a Boston accent in grad school here in Los Angeles on the DL that  I found on SA a few years ago.
however  the way you have treated others on here in your condescending tone and vibe there is no way in hell I am referring you to him as I like him too much as a person and provider. 

[LocallySocally]

36 minutes ago, tennisjock said:

 

what not ask a provider you know in Los Angeles who they know or know of that can meet your specific criteria??  

I happen to know of one with a Boston accent in grad school here in Los Angeles on the DL that  I found on SA a few years ago.
however  the way you have treated others on here in your condescending tone and vibe there is no way in hell I am referring you to him as I like him too much as a person and provider. 

First of all, what makes you think I haven't asked providers I know?  I didn't come to this board the moment I had the thought.  There's a certain narcissism in thinking that other people haven't tried obvious avenues available to them, and the people being rude to me have that sort of narcissism down pat.

And secondly, lol.  People have been quite obnoxious to me from the beginning of this thread.  My responding in kind doesn't mean that I'm the one who is condescending.  Your post that I'm quoting is just one more example of the obnoxious behavior being thrown at me in this thread.  I didn't talk to you.  I didn't insult you.  So, between the two of us, you're the one who started insulting me.

Sorry, you all don't get one set of rules where people can say whatever they want to me and I have to just meekly take it.  Nope.  As the saying goes, "ya talk smack, you might get it back."  You don't like it, then don't come at me.

But don't worry about recommending a provider to me, because "there is no way in hell" I would ever want to visit a provider who comes recommended by someone as rude and obnoxious as you are.

Edited March 29 by LocallySocally

[LocallySocally]

49 minutes ago, DrownedBoy said:

Countdown to thread shutdown in 10, 9, 8....

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't mind a thread shutdown.

[mike carey]

5 hours ago, DynamicUno said:

@mike carey Is it time to make the donuts yet?

 

24 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't mind a thread shutdown.

Maybe donuts but perhaps pizza later. But in the meantime ...

I acknowledge that members are entitled to respond by suggesting ways of finding an escort who can speak with a Boston or east coast accent rather than one naturally blessed with one, or to comment on whether finding one in the California wild is a reasonable aspiration, but I think we're done those variations on the theme of the thread to death. So if anyone has a suggestion of a suitable Bostonian (or north-eastern) escort, please speak up. Absent that we always have @LocallySocally's solution to fall back on.

[+ JEC]

While I have lived in Boston over 30 years, I will never be a Bostonian...because I was not born and raised here.  THAT is Boston culture.  I do not have a Boston accent but I know one when I hear it.  And, copycats NEVER fill the bill.  It's a very difficult accent to copy, the accent is so embedded in attitude and culture that it's almost impossible to copy credibly.  To the OP, you might have to fly here and even then, you'll need someone born & raised to get the true experience.  Good luck!

[BSR]

5 hours ago, JEC said:

While I have lived in Boston over 30 years, I will never be a Bostonian...because I was not born and raised here.  THAT is Boston culture.  I do not have a Boston accent but I know one when I hear it.  And, copycats NEVER fill the bill.  It's a very difficult accent to copy, the accent is so embedded in attitude and culture that it's almost impossible to copy credibly.  To the OP, you might have to fly here and even then, you'll need someone born & raised to get the true experience.  Good luck!

I lived in Boston for 18 years and grew to love that Bahstuhn accent.  I agree 100%, it is impossible to imitate.  I've never heard a credible Boston accent in any movie or TV show.  Hollywood dialect coaches do a respectable job teaching actors the New York accent, but Boston?  Never.

That said, best of luck to the OP.  A cute guy with a Boston accent melts my haht, er, heart.

[Pd1_jap]

This thread is the most entertaining thing I've read all week. Please DND. 

As for my two cents, you may want to visit the local gogo boys in WeHo and elsewhere in the LA area. Many escorts also dance in their underwear. I've met and fucked a Frenchman, an Australian, an Irishman, a new Zealander, and several southern boys all of whom I met as dancers. I would not have met them otherwise. Leave a big tip and make your intentions clear but also don't be pushy. 

[DunwoodyGuy]

On 3/29/2024 at 6:58 PM, LocallySocally said:

My responding in kind doesn't mean that I'm the one who is condescending. 

Actually, yes, it does.

[LocallySocally]

12 hours ago, DunwoodyGuy said:

Actually, yes, it does.

Ah, yes.  Another condescending jerk (that is, you) who I've never said anything to has decided to start shit with me.  You can shove it where the sun don't shine. If you and your buddies are trying to bully me, I can't be bullied.  Certainly not by the lame mob trying to insult me in this thread.  The only condescending people here are you and your noxious little gang.

Edited April 2 by LocallySocally

[tennisjock]

33 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

Ah, yes.  Another condescending jerk (that is, you) who I've never said anything to has decided to start shit with me.  You can shove it where the sun don't shine. If you and your buddies are trying to bully me, I can't be bullied.  Certainly not by the lame mob trying to insult me in this thread.  The only condescending people here are you and your noxious little gang.

Wow … so much anger and turmoil in yet another rant how you have been done wrong by strangers . If you feel we are all beneath your lofty self there is always the delete button

[LocallySocally]

22 minutes ago, tennisjock said:

Wow … so much anger and turmoil in yet another rant how you have been done wrong by strangers . If you feel we are all beneath your lofty self there is always the delete button

Lol. I'm not angry.  But maybe you're projecting?  You do seem unreasonably wound up for a convo that didn't include you in the first place.

I suppose I could hit the delete button.  You could also just stop responding to me too.  Again, you're the one who started insulting me, so it seems you're the one with the unearned superiority complex.