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1 hour ago, LocallySocally said:

Well I'm not gonna go up to random actors and ask them if they'll sleep with me for money, but you do you.

Just contact escorts, ask them if they're originally from Boston and if they could study the accent and use it with you for a "role play" session. Try talking to him on the phone to see if you like it. 

You can also send them a video of "Ted" "The town" or "Good will hunting".

I don't know how often an accent is requested and not all of them might be able to do it in a convincing way, but it won't be the weirdest request they ever received.

 

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2 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

Well I'm not gonna go up to random actors and ask them if they'll sleep with me for money, but you do you.

NOT random actors, Siily! Rather, actors in local community theater productions where they have a role using a Boston accent so you can easily judge if they are any good or not.  If you went up to random actors, it could take a really, really long time.

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52 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

Just contact escorts, ask them if they're originally from Boston and if they could study the accent and use it with you for a "role play" session. Try talking to him on the phone to see if you like it. 

Are you being serious or are you joking? 

Look everyone.  I'm well aware that I can contact every single provider in Los Angeles and ask them if they do a specific thing, whether it's an accent or something else.  I posted this thread to see if anyone has any direct experience.  If you all want to make jokes, that's fine, no worries.  But if any of you is actually being serious, then FYI, this type of "advice" is extremely useless, and I'm not paying attention to it.   If I wanted to contact every provider, I would have done it already.

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3 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

Are you being serious or are you joking? 

Look everyone.  I'm well aware that I can contact every single provider in Los Angeles and ask them if they do a specific thing, whether it's an accent or something else.  I posted this thread to see if anyone has any direct experience.  If you all want to make jokes, that's fine, no worries.  But if any of you is actually being serious, then FYI, this type of "advice" is extremely useless, and I'm not paying attention to it.   If I wanted to contact every provider, I would have done it already.

Seems like you need  to just fly out a “Boston provider” to you. Or you fly to them to get your “itch” scratched and satisfied 

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Or, you know, people could actually try to answer the question that was asked.  Or just not post in this thread if they don't actually have an answer.

4 hours ago, tennisjock said:

Seems like you need  to just fly out a “Boston provider” to you. Or you fly to them to get your “itch” scratched and satisfied 

 

Whaaa? People can fly?!  That's crazy talk!  Next thing, you'll be trying to tell me that people can drive carriages without horses.

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7 minutes ago, LocallySocally said:

Whaaa? People can fly?!  That's crazy talk!  Next thing, you'll be trying to tell me that people can drive carriages without horses.

You mean like those gas buggies they supposedly have in Kansas City? The saints preserve us!

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9 hours ago, tennisjock said:

Seems like you need  to just fly out a “Boston provider” to you. Or you fly to them to get your “itch” scratched and satisfied 

Agreed!

 

 

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5 hours ago, LocallySocally said:

Or, you know, people could actually try to answer the question that was asked.  Or just not post in this thread if they don't actually have an answer.

 

Whaaa? People can fly?!  That's crazy talk!  Next thing, you'll be trying to tell me that people can drive carriages without horses.

We're trying to help you giving you choices! 

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2 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

We're trying to help you giving you choices! 

And to help think outside the box, given there isn't a listing with the headline: "BEST BOSTON ACCENT IN L.A."! Do you think Edison just waited around for an advertisement on a web site that said, "LIGHT-BULB IN SEARCH OF AN INVENTOR"?

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2 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

We're trying to help you giving you choices! 

Lol. No you're not.  

18 minutes ago, Walt said:

And to help think outside the box

Lol. If by "outside the box," you mean not even bothering to try staying on topic, then sure.

It is mildly annoying that of the ten or so responses in this thread, not one is actually an answer to the question I posted.  In the grand scheme of things, it's not a big deal.  On the "annoying scale," I'd say it's less annoying than stepping on a Lego, but more annoying than an "iCarly" episode.  But it's still annoying.

Plus, most of the jokes are pretty obvious.

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Having lived in Boston for over 40 years the vast majority of people don’t speak with much of an accent. They sound like regular Matt Damon. You get it more in parts of Southie and some of the neighboring communities like Woosta and Glosta. Nobody talks like JFK.

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Hilarious... I lived in Boston for 30 years and while I don't have a traditional Boston accent (I was born at thw other end of the state), I can mimic one pretty easily.  Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for the right, enterprising provider. 

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4 hours ago, wsc said:

You seem to be getting more than a little flak over a rather oddly-specific fetish request; sorry about that. But don't let it discourage you and best wishes for good hunting.

It's basically kink-shaming at this point.  I suppose I should be upset, but it's more upsetting that the jokes are pretty trite and boring.  It's like being kink-shamed by a Bruce Vilanch clone army.

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aw, c'mon, @LocallySocally    ...you've been around the forum long enough to not take all this as seriously as you appear to be doing......you may've gotten some DMs, I hope, on this.......it's just that your initial inquiry was probably a bit too specific (though I'm sure there are a few providers in LA who have Boston accents??) and probably nearly impossible to answer since additional personal preferences are probably also important to you......plus mention of the Boston accent thing itself, object of humor forever, lent itself to forum joking.....I hope you get some answers, either here or privately, for your quest........you may also want to see if Boston guys are willing to travel or if you want to go back there......    

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14 hours ago, mike carey said:

You mean like those gas buggies they supposedly have in Kansas City? The saints preserve us!

I could insert a youtube from a particular "Oklahoma!" scene here, but that accent t'ain't exactly Boston.......

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