Large Nose = Large Penis?

[+ RyanDean]

As the bearer of a sizable schnoz, I just have to say: "if only this were true... if only..."
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a36367348/bigger-penis-large-noses/

[HoldanBille]

It's all fun and games until your wife says you have a small d. Any enlarging suggestions are welcome. TIA

[GroilAce]

Actually, the bigger the foot, the bigger the penis. Anyway, we have a lot of opportunities to make a penis longer.

[GroilAce]

9 minutes ago, GroilAce said:

Actually, the bigger the foot, the bigger the penis. Anyway, we have a lot of opportunities to make a penis longer.

So we shouldn't rely on nose or foot size.

[caramelsub]

1 hour ago, GroilAce said:

Actually, the bigger the foot, the bigger the penis. Anyway, we have a lot of opportunities to make a penis longer.

Actually this isn’t true. My feet are huge, but I’m average in terms of penis size.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, GroilAce said:

Actually, the bigger the foot, the bigger the penis. Anyway, we have a lot of opportunities to make a penis longer.

 

[HoseMaster]

This may seem weird, but I’ve seen to notice penis size correlates with finger nail length.  I don’t mean how far they grow out, but actually the bed of the nail.  The longer the nail bed, the bigger the peepee.

[+ sync]

I would hesitate to apply the nose-size theory to the world's male population based on its data gleaned from only 126 cadavers out of Japan's male population of 61.41 million, as of 2020.                 Source: Statista Research Department - July 25, 2022

 

[spider]

Aren't there like a thousand theories about this - size of fingers, length from your wrist to the tip of your thumb, etc. Haven't pretty much all of them been prove to be bogus?

[BtmBearDad]

23 hours ago, HoseMaster said:

This may seem weird, but I’ve seen to notice penis size correlates with finger nail length.  I don’t mean how far they grow out, but actually the bed of the nail.  The longer the nail bed, the bigger the peepee.

This! YEARS ago one of my oldest friends shared that too with me. I was dubious - not really believing the old wives tales about big feet, big nose, hat size, etc. - I mean you are going to run into well hung men that have those attributes, but it’s no guarantee. But she swore by the nail beds.
 

I started to take notice after being with one blessed man, and looking at his nail beds muttered “damn her!” lol  After him, I kept track for a bit, and she was right.

BBD 

[Rudynate]

On 7/17/2022 at 7:49 PM, RyanDean said:

As the bearer of a sizable schnoz, I just have to say: "if only this were true... if only..."
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a36367348/bigger-penis-large-noses/

Whether it's true or not, I love guys with big noses

[Rudynate]

I just look at a guy - and something about him either says "hung or "not hung."   I definitely go for big dicks, but it isn't a problem if a guy isn't hung big.   I'm mostly about the body and the ass.  Dick and face are secondary.

[Luv2play]

On 7/26/2022 at 1:19 PM, GroilAce said:

Actually, the bigger the foot, the bigger the penis. Anyway, we have a lot of opportunities to make a penis longer.

This I can attest to. 40 years ago I was living on Europe and I met this very tall Norwegian who had an incredible grower. It had all this loose skin when it was flaccid but when fully erect was 11x8. A true monster.

So he also had huge feet, I think size 15 in Canadian sizes. He told me he had a hard time getting nice shoes. So I bought him a pair when I was back home on a visit and gave them to him.

He repaid the favour by fucking me silly.

[jeezifonly]

32 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

This I can attest to. 40 years ago I was living on Europe and I met this very tall Norwegian who had an incredible grower. It had all this loose skin when it was flaccid but when fully erect was 11x8. A true monster.

So he also had huge feet, I think size 15 in Canadian sizes. He told me he had a hard time getting nice shoes. So I bought him a pair when I was back home on a visit and gave them to him.

He repaid the favour by fucking me silly.

Hopefully wearing the shoes 🤭

[samhexum]

On 7/26/2022 at 12:58 PM, HoldanBille said:

It's all fun and games until your wife says you have a small d. 

Jaw-dropping penis mystery finally solved

It’s an X-rated question many of us have pondered at some point when wandering around a museum:

why do men in Greek statues all have a small penis?

While the anatomy of Greek gods depicted in marble and bronze have never been modest, in recent years, many have wondered why their manhoods don’t match up to grandeur of their chiselled abs and bulging biceps.

Countless historians have also been struck by the modest nature of the phalluses that feature in the iconic statues, including Michelangelo’s David and the Artemision Bronze, thought to represent the god of the sky, Zeus.

So why do the men honoured in Greek sculptures all have minute manhoods?

As it turns out, it’s not an unfortunate coincidence.

Historian Paul Chrystal conducted research into the ancient titbit, sharing his findings in his 2016 book In Bed with the Ancient Greeks.

“The small penis was consonant with Greek ideals of male beauty,” he said.

“It was a badge of the highest culture and a paragon of civilisation.”

While in contrast, depraved and undesirable figures in ancient mythology were “rendered with very large, erect genitals, sometimes almost as tall as their torsos.”

“Big penises were vulgar and outside the cultural norm, something sported by the barbarians of the world,” Chrystal explained.

This jaw-dropping fact about male beauty standards back in 400BC was recently shared by TikTok user Ruby Reign – and the video explaining the research quickly went viral.

“What I wasn’t aware of was that the Greeks often presented their enemies, the Egyptians, the satyr creatures, and even fools in comedies as having large appendages – so it was quite a negative thing to have,” she shared.

“Having a smaller package was considered a sign of virtue, of civility, or self control or discipline.

“Meanwhile, having a bigger one was a sign of lustfulness, of gluttonous appetites and barbarism, which is quite interesting because it’s different to today.”

Social media users were left quite surprised by the interesting revelation, with some sharing hilarious responses to the unexpected discovery.

“We definitely gotta return to our roots,” one joked.

“I was really born in the wrong generation,” another laughed.

As one said: “Remember lads we were on top, now the Barbarians have taken over.”

One guy also remarked the fact would come in handy, revealing it was something he’ll share with “almost every woman” he could.

 

[+ poolboy48220]

Xavier Hollander mentioned this correlation in her book "The Happy Hooker".