Now THAT'S a headline you don't see everyday!

[+ WilliamM]

I guess you could not find s coach spanking Tenn age boys

Remember this is a gay site, my friend

[samhexum]

Queens man who allegedly stabbed brother 12 times to death nabbed in Florida

Stabbing him to death one time wasn't enough?

[Marc in Calif]

3 hours ago, samhexum said:

Queens man who allegedly stabbed brother 12 times to death nabbed in Florida

Stabbing him to death one time wasn't enough?

Actually, the headline writer is just a bit more accurate than the writer of the actual story in the first sentence:

"A Queens man is accused of brutally murdering his brother this past summer, stabbing him to death 12 times.... "

[samhexum]

Elite prep school dean filmed bragging about kids handling 'dildos, butt plugs'

And that's a bad thing, why?!??

[samhexum]

Norwegian actress faces up to 3 years in prison for saying men cannot be lesbians

Ohkaaaaay....

[+ jeezopete]

Hippo swallows 2-year-old boy until witness with rocks intervenes, Uganda police say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hippo-swallows-2-old-boy-163440010.html

[samhexum]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

should I have posted this in the Fetish Forum?

[samhexum]

On 8/6/2022 at 4:10 AM, samhexum said:

Dad invents flamethrower for kids to play with at home: ‘Best toy ever’

The DIY device might look diabolical, but the burst of flame is a harmless blaze of flame-colored silk.

Can't post pics because there are kids in them, but:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/

Gov. Kristi Noem gets flamethrower as Christmas gift from staff

I guess she's REALLY into toasting marshmallows!

[samhexum]

Hershey being sued over alleged chocolate containing heavy metals

alleged chocolate?  If you eat too much do you get allegedly fat?

[samhexum]

Whale watchers witness incredibly rare birth of calf off California

Cool!

Wisconsin canal clogged by melted butter after dairy plant fire

Imagine what it's doing to your arteries!

[samhexum]

On 1/29/2021 at 7:31 PM, samhexum said:

NYPD investigates penis vandalism in Bronx stationhouse

I never actually read this story, but have wondered for 2 years how the owners of the vandalized penises didn't notice it happening. I guess they weren't very good at their jobs.

[+ jeezopete]

Hiker lost on US mountain ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize the number

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/oct/26/hiker-lost-on-us-mountain-ignored-calls-from-rescuers-because-he-didnt-recognise-the-number

[samhexum]

Missing Missouri children found in Florida grocery store nearly a year after abduction

Child Protective Services to aisle 6!

Were they there the whole time? Those kids must really love shopping for bargains!

[samhexum]

Irish man killed by chicken that also attacked granddaughter

murder most fowl!

[samhexum]

Jersey Shore boardwalk 'crooked' carny's balls were too big: AG

unusual complaint, and I don't see how it's anyone else's business

[+ jeezopete]

1 hour ago, samhexum said:

Jersey Shore boardwalk 'crooked' carny's balls were too big: AG

Even stranger....the crooked big balled carny was a WOMAN!! 

😮

Edited February 18, 2023 by jeezopete
typo corrected

[samhexum]

Seal of approval Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location: 'Delighted'

Should this have gone in the Real Estate topic?

[CuriousByNature]

13 minutes ago, samhexum said:

Seal of approval Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location: 'Delighted'

Should this have gone in the Real Estate topic?

So Thor likes to play with his hammer?

[+ WilliamM]

13 hours ago, samhexum said:

Seal of approval Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location: 'Delighted'

Should this have gone in the Real Estate topic?

Another article from the New York Post

 

[samhexum]

Alligator returned to zoo after woman stole it and raised it as a pet for 20 years

you'd think the folks at PetSmart would've alerted authorities when she kept coming in to buy Gator Chow.

[+ glennnnn]

I I have it on very good authority that the alligator identified as a white kindergartner.

Edited March 7, 2023 by glennnnn

[+ jeezopete]

Woman Finds Husband's Body While Getting Christmas Decorations from a Closet 8 Months After He Went Missing

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/woman-finds-husbands-body-getting-212754689.html

[samhexum]

Minnesota dad kills elderly sex offender with moose antler

Was the antler surgically attached to the offender's head or did he glue it on?  Is that some sort of sexual fetish related to his offender status?  Is it something like being a furry?

[wsc]

On 12/21/2022 at 12:20 PM, samhexum said:

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

should I have posted this in the Fetish Forum?

OMG! I thought GoLytely was bad, but this is the worst colonoscopy prep I've ever heard of!

[samhexum]

Wolverine spotted outside Oregon mountains for first time in 30 years

What is Hugh Jackman doing in Oregon?