Any experiences with "less than bright" vers or bottom fitness model types or muscle escorts in NYC?

[30somethingsexybear]

A public forum is not the place to let anyone know or even to say that someone is "less than bright" but I just love a meathead bottom who answers the question, "two plus two?" with, "Huh?" So feel free to DM me your fav muscle/ fitness meatheads in NYC!

[biggerbilly]

I wish I could help... so pm me too

[marylander1940]

A public forum is not the place to let anyone know or even to say that someone is "less than bright" but I just love a meathead bottom who answers the question, "two plus two?" with, "Huh?" So feel free to DM me your fav muscle/ fitness meatheads in NYC!

 

You have my vote as the most unusual thread ever.

[+ 7829V]

I know exactly your type. ;-) Over the course of the years have met lots of marines that fit your description. Living next to a marine base helps.

[RyanDean]

One definitely dim meathead comes immediately to mind but I fear he's disinclined to the bottom bunk.

[biggerbilly]

You have my vote as the most unusual thread ever.

I’m surprised you can’t see the advantages of hiring an escort that can’t count.

 

**I wish I could find a meme of Maeby Bluth tipping George Michael “$200”**

[LivingnLA]

I know exactly your type. ;-) Over the course of the years have met lots of marines that fit your description. Living next to a marine base helps.

 

I was going to say the same thing. Though, I've also met some very smart Marines too.

[+ azdr0710]

the "dumb jock" fantasy is as old as the hills.....I don't think anybody here should feign shock at this thread (if anybody is)

 

[marylander1940]

My suggestion for a dumb jock

 

 

[InterestingGuy]

It would be funny to see if someone could figure out how to advertise himself for such a service

[biggerbilly]

It would be funny to see if someone could figure out how to advertise himself for such a service

I have seen Grindr/Scruff named DumbJock or YoungDumbNFull. But the pics are usually not theirs.

[+ glutes]

"Young, hung, dumb and full of cum"

[+ nycman]

“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

 

For the record....@Russ is huge....but unfortunately very intelligent.

 

He is however a great actor...

 

I’m pretty sure he can fulfill your NYC “big and stupid” fantasy...no problem.

[+ nycman]

“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

 

For the record....@Russ is huge....but unfortunately very intelligent.

 

He is however a great actor...

 

I’m pretty sure he can fulfill your NYC “big and stupid” fantasy...no problem.

[+ poolboy48220]

I have a friend who says his type is a guy whose chest measurement exceeds his IQ.

[+ poolboy48220]

I have a friend who says his type is a guy whose chest measurement exceeds his IQ.

[mike carey]

I have a friend who says his type is a guy whose chest measurement exceeds his IQ.

An easy test to pass if that is measured in centimetres, I wouldn`t much like the idea if it were in inches.

[mike carey]

I have a friend who says his type is a guy whose chest measurement exceeds his IQ.

An easy test to pass if that is measured in centimetres, I wouldn`t much like the idea if it were in inches.

[+ tassojunior]

I was going to say the same thing. Though, I've also met some very smart Marines too.

Me too if 2 out of 1000 equals "some".

[+ tassojunior]

I was going to say the same thing. Though, I've also met some very smart Marines too.

Me too if 2 out of 1000 equals "some".

[mike carey]

I was going to say the same thing. Though, I've also met some very smart Marines too.

Me too if 2 out of 1000 equals "some".

I admit I haven't met any Marines in the context envisaged in this forum, but over my years I have met hundreds of American servicemen and women. Typically the Marines are the smartest, most thoughtful and most intellectual. Not all, of course. And no, that is not setting a low bar.

 

SF

[mike carey]

I was going to say the same thing. Though, I've also met some very smart Marines too.

Me too if 2 out of 1000 equals "some".

I admit I haven't met any Marines in the context envisaged in this forum, but over my years I have met hundreds of American servicemen and women. Typically the Marines are the smartest, most thoughtful and most intellectual. Not all, of course. And no, that is not setting a low bar.

 

SF

[MikeBiDude]

“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

OMG I love that song, for those who don’t know it:

 

When I need something to help me unwind

I find a six-foot baby with a one track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"

I start shopping for a Neanderthal

 

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

 

What kind of guy does a lot for me

Superman with a lobotomy

My father's outta Harvard

My brother's outta Yale

Well, the guy I took home last night

Just got outta jail

The way he grabbed and threw me

Oooh, it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me

I hope he'd had his shots

 

The bigger they are

The harder they'll work

I got a soft spot

For a good-looking jerk

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

 

I met a guy who drives a truck

(Peterbilt)

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link

He's so stupid—you know what he said

Well, I forgot what he said

'Cause it was so stupid

 

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and.

[MikeBiDude]

“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

OMG I love that song, for those who don’t know it:

 

When I need something to help me unwind

I find a six-foot baby with a one track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"

I start shopping for a Neanderthal

 

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

 

What kind of guy does a lot for me

Superman with a lobotomy

My father's outta Harvard

My brother's outta Yale

Well, the guy I took home last night

Just got outta jail

The way he grabbed and threw me

Oooh, it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me

I hope he'd had his shots

 

The bigger they are

The harder they'll work

I got a soft spot

For a good-looking jerk

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

 

I met a guy who drives a truck

(Peterbilt)

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link

He's so stupid—you know what he said

Well, I forgot what he said

'Cause it was so stupid

 

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

 

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and.

[+ azdr0710]

"could I have found the missing link"......great lyrics in that song above!