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“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

 

For the record....@Russ is huge....but unfortunately very intelligent.

 

He is however a great actor...

 

I’m pretty sure he can fulfill your NYC “big and stupid” fantasy...no problem.

No he wouldn't. I've seen his twitter and he's way too intelligent and introspective for my tastes, even if he did try to "act" the part it would be too easy to see through.

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“Are you having a really bad period?”

 

“An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire Glee Club had died—no big loss”

 

Sorry to hijack the thread....but the woman is a genius!

 

Unfortunately in these dark times, a story about a teen going on a shooting spree isn't as comedic as it was back then. Was it comedic back then? It was a bit before my time.

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I find str8 guys often fit this role. A gay bttm who is big n stupid would be very interesting!!!!

Gay, straight, bi, fluid, I don't care what they want to label themselves as. Actually I've met some straight identified guys who were so stupid they were okay with sex in their butt because it felt good to them and they didn't want to offend anyone by saying no especially since they were spending money on their company. See?! and who says liberalism doesn't work? Well, besides GOP monsters but whatever, you get my point!

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I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

 

On a separate note, I’ve met very attractive guys who are pretty rude to regular not so great looking guys like me. But I have met the rare good looking guy who may not have been the sharpest knife in the drawer but was really kind. Some of them were self conscious about it and I was always careful not to make them feel inferior ... I’m sure that sounds like a random comment.

No, not at all, those are the types I crave. A big sweet moron. You just want to hug him and take care of him cause he's out there in the world being all big and dumb but good hearted. That can be a rough combination for a beautiful dummy.

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Unfortunately in these dark times, a story about a teen going on a shooting spree isn't as comedic as it was back then. Was it comedic back then? It was a bit before my time.

It was. Lots of stuff that was funny back in the day has bad connotations today. Every time I watch Blazing Saddles, I enjoy it, but think they could NEVER make that movie today.

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A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."

 

What's the difference between sailors and marines? They both travel around in boats, right? LOL

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No, not at all, those are the types I crave. A big sweet moron. You just want to hug him and take care of him cause he's out there in the world being all big and dumb but good hearted. That can be a rough combination for a beautiful dummy.

I call it the "Johnny Bravo"! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/17/article-2343028-1A5D7B10000005DC-766_306x407.jpg

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I’m partial to Wine Institute (of) New Orleans. A real place.

The First Unitarian Church of Berkeley is located in Kensignton, CA. (And is labeled F.U.C.B. on many maps). Three guesses why they didn't chose the name of the city :)

 

(and they are about half a block from the El Cerrito, CA Border ... hmmm.)

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Love this thread. Took me back to my first hire in the mid-1990s, a hunky baggage handler at the Philly airport, who the folks at the Premier agency described as a big puppy-dog. He showed up wearing short cut-0ffs, a sleeveless hoodie unzipped down to his navel, and work-boots -- basically the clone look from 5-10 years earlier, complete with those bunchy white sox we wore in the 80s. Told me his job at the airport was perfect for him because it was "mostly outside and the people are nice" and that he loved escorting because the airport job could be boring, he lived with his mother and needed something exciting in his life. Sat on the edge of the bed as he told met this, then with a wide grin asked "So if we're done talking, I'm horny, should I take off my clothes now?"

 

Thanks for jogging that memory. :D

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Love this thread. Took me back to my first hire in the mid-1990s, a hunky baggage handler at the Philly airport, who the folks at the Premier agency described as a big puppy-dog. He showed up wearing short cut-0ffs, a sleeveless hoodie unzipped down to his navel, and work-boots -- basically the clone look from 5-10 years earlier, complete with those bunchy white sox we wore in the 80s. Told me his job at the airport was perfect for him because it was "mostly outside and the people are nice" and that he loved escorting because the airport job could be boring, he lived with his mother and needed something exciting in his life. Sat on the edge of the bed as he told met this, then with a wide grin asked "So if we're done talking, I'm horny, should I take off my clothes now?"

 

Thanks for jogging that memory. :D

 

Glad to be of service, much like I'm sure he was glad to be of service. LOL

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Love this thread. Took me back to my first hire in the mid-1990s, a hunky baggage handler at the Philly airport, who the folks at the Premier agency described as a big puppy-dog. He showed up wearing short cut-0ffs, a sleeveless hoodie unzipped down to his navel, and work-boots -- basically the clone look from 5-10 years earlier, complete with those bunchy white sox we wore in the 80s. Told me his job at the airport was perfect for him because it was "mostly outside and the people are nice" and that he loved escorting because the airport job could be boring, he lived with his mother and needed something exciting in his life. Sat on the edge of the bed as he told met this, then with a wide grin asked "So if we're done talking, I'm horny, should I take off my clothes now?"

 

Thanks for jogging that memory. :D

*I* want one, Daddy, and I want him

NOW!

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A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."

 

Wasn't there an expression about the British navy being being built on sodomy and rum?

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Oh my...well you DID get one suggestion of someone who could PLAY dumb even though he isn't -- you might have to settle for that. Not your holy grail I know, but couldn't it scratch your itch? :D

 

And I might have another similar suggestion: https://rentmen.eu/JasMorgan. I'm seeing him next week, he seems creative and interesting, and he does list role play in his repertoire -- maybe I should ask him to help me revisit 1996 and report back? ;)

 

Hmmm, yes...I can see him in a sleeveless hoodie unzipped to his navel... :p

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A public forum is not the place to let anyone know or even to say that someone is "less than bright" but I just love a meathead bottom who answers the question, "two plus two?" with, "Huh?" So feel free to DM me your fav muscle/ fitness meatheads in NYC!

 

Rocco in Philly! https://rentmen.eu/Roccoxxxxx

Not too smart cute muscle straight(ish) jock. Sexy trashy blue collar Philly accent too.

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