Any experiences with "less than bright" vers or bottom fitness model types or muscle escorts in NYC?

[BostonTom]

I don't know how dumb the escorts are, but they seem to think I'M pretty dumb - at least judging from the fibs they tell me. "Oh wow, you've been to every single foreign country I've ever been to?" "Wow, you got a PhD from the same school I went to?" "Wow, you work for the Mossad?!?!?" It gets pretty funny.

Edited June 14, 2018 by BostonTom

[+ poolboy48220]

Her "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is one of my favorites. I was just humming it last week.

 

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess

Powder burns all over your dress

[+ nycman]

Her "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is one of my favorites. I was just humming it last week.

 

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess

Powder burns all over your dress

 

“Are you having a really bad period?”

 

“An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire Glee Club had died—no big loss”

 

Sorry to hijack the thread....but the woman is a genius!

[tradehunter]

I find str8 guys often fit this role. A gay bttm who is big n stupid would be very interesting!!!!

[tradehunter]

It would be funny to see if someone could figure out how to advertise himself for such a service

 

Smh this is one of the reason i love trade. Escorts are too aware! A dumb jock doesnt know being dumb is hot!!!!! He wouldnt think to advertise it. Now a client who has seen a dumb jock may wish to tell others.

[MikeBiDude]

Her "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is one of my favorites. I was just humming it last week.

 

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess

Powder burns all over your dress

“Everybody run...”

[Kenny]

[gallahadesquire]

I have a friend who says his type is a guy whose chest measurement exceeds his IQ.

I once saw a patient [gasp!] who wasn't too bright.

When asked "What did you think of him?" I said:

 

"His IQ is definitely in the double digits ... neither of which is 9."

In obstetrics where I trained, there was a board to let people know what was going on.

• NKB = Not keeping baby.
  
• DWL = dad won't leave.
  
• EPI = has an epidrual
  

 

I saw "NTB" on the board one day. "What's that mean?" I asked.

"Have you met her?" "No."

 

After I put in her labor epidural, I went to the person I'd asked.

 

"NTB means 'Not too bright', right?"

"You got it!"

[+ poolboy48220]

Reminds me of a couple of computer acronyms

 

PEBCAK - Problem exists between chair and keyboard

and the I-D-ten-T error (ID10T)

[gallahadesquire]

I love acronyms! There's the SICU, MICU, NICU ... but my favorite is the Forensic Underground Care Unit.

[Edward]

I don't hire escorts for their intellegence, I hire them for their physical attributes and their proformance abilities. I love this thread.

[+ Topseed]

I’m partial to Wine Institute (of) New Orleans. A real place.

[instudiocity]

I admit I haven't met any Marines in the context envisaged in this forum, but over my years I have met hundreds of American servicemen and women. Typically the Marines are the smartest, most thoughtful and most intellectual. Not all, of course. And no, that is not setting a low bar.

 

SF

A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."

[+ Reisr30]

A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."

 

I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

 

On a separate note, I’ve met very attractive guys who are pretty rude to regular not so great looking guys like me. But I have met the rare good looking guy who may not have been the sharpest knife in the drawer but was really kind. Some of them were self conscious about it and I was always careful not to make them feel inferior ... I’m sure that sounds like a random comment.

[+ azdr0710]

I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

 

sailors are Navy.....large Marine and Navy presence in the San Diego area

[Edward]

Off the subject/thread but were do the sailors and marines hang in San Diego?

[instudiocity]

I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

Marines might sail, but no way would they call themselves sailors as in members of the United States Navy.

[LivingnLA]

A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."

 

That's been about 80% of my experiences with Marines. Army, Navy, & Air Force are more varied.

[LivingnLA]

I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

 

Don't say that to a Marine or Navy person unless you want a colorful response.

[+ Reisr30]

Don't say that to a Marine or Navy person unless you want a colorful response.

 

Good to know. Definitely don’t want to offend anyone.

[+ bashful]

Been my understanding, the Marine Corp is part of the Department of the Navy.

[instudiocity]

Off the subject/thread but were do the sailors and marines hang in San Diego?

Wherever they feel like it, bitch! LOL! Humor

[instudiocity]

Been my understanding, the Marine Corp is part of the Department of the Navy.

No such thing as a Corp unless you’re abbreviating Corporation.

 

The Department of the Navy may be the Pentagon’s source of funds, but the Joint Chiefs of Staff include the Marine Commandant.

[+ bashful]

Apologies @instudiocity for typo of Corp instead of Corps.

[30somethingsexybear]

I know exactly your type. ;-) Over the course of the years have met lots of marines that fit your description. Living next to a marine base helps.

well unfortunately I don't so help a brotha out!