Jamie21

My clients are hard at the start, but not at the end.

I get waxed, back sack and crack. I trim pubes. Used to shave chest but guys said they refer it natural so it’s now just kept trimmed.

Oh God no…I wouldn’t go to a party where they serve pizza with pineapple. (Although ….pro tip: do drink pineapple before a party, your cum tastes delicious 😉).

It works the other way around too. I’ve been given rather vague directions to clients’ places on out calls. Especially out calls to hotels where I’m usually asked to meet in the lobby (obviously sometimes this is because the lifts require a key card to operate). I think clients want to see me before they give me their room number which is understandable I guess, even though they’ll have seen my pics. I did get sent to the wrong hotel one time. It had a very similar name to one across the street. I messaged my client to say I was in the lobby with a description (usual kind of thing… wearing x, rolled up copy of The Times under my arm etc lol) and he said “I’m also in lobby but I can’t see you?”. After about 5 minutes of this, with me thinking I’d been given the run around we discovered we were in different hotels….so I quickly crossed the street to the correct hotel and found my client. Fortunately he saw the funny side and did realise he’d given me the wrong hotel. At least it was close by.

Ha ha, nearly… I was lubed up! It would have been hot though…literally 😂.

Ha ha nothing better than a group of guys having fun without any hang ups about who’s watching or where it’s happening. The mattress anecdote reminds me of a sex party I was at. A mattress was provided in the kitchen / diner for guests to use, as well as the lounge couches and bedroom. I was engaged with a couple of guys on the mattress as other guests stepped over us as they took pizza from the oven to the dining table. Unfortunately someone got caught in our tangle of bodies as he tried to step over us and I ended up with a few slices of Pepperoni pizza on my bum. I wouldn’t have minded but I’m vegetarian…

Yay! I look forward to hearing from you 🙂

That weight probably would be too heavy for most tables, especially the portable type because they tend to be narrow; you’d be uncomfortable on the table. My in call table is electric and quite wide but I think that I’d also recommend doing the massage on a Futon in those circumstances. It’s important you’re comfortable. Futon massage is a different experience and yes I agree with @Rod Hagen the session can easily turn into an escort appointment. I had a large client one time for a Futon massage which developed like that. The client wanted to top me, which was fine but the challenge he had was his size, in both perspectives; he wasn’t especially well endowed and his body size made it even more difficult. On a table it would have been totally impossible.

It’s generally not expected in London. If I get a tip I’m delighted of course but most clients don’t tip. I prefer clients to show they enjoyed their session by coming back - that’s by far the biggest compliment. Repeat clients are awesome.

I hope to see you when you visit! In meantime, good luck with your exploration.

All good advice here. I’m a masseur and I see plenty of guys who want to explore in a safe environment with another guy. Sensual Massage is ideal for that because you can decide just to enjoy the massage or you can explore further with your masseur. If you choose a good sensual masseur they’ll agree with you beforehand what you’d like to do and they’ll gently lead you on that journey. Ask your masseur about what he’s happy to include in a sensual massage. Don’t feel awkward to ask any question; we’ve heard them all before and no question is silly or off limits. If your request is something your sensual masseur won’t do he will simply say so.

Dealing with time wasters. The ‘endless chat’ guys who are fantasists about visiting but who never actually get to book “thinking about booking…can you tell me what happens etc etc” or who list a whole sequence of things they want done to them and ask if I’m ok to do x or y etc. They never book they just waste time. Then there’s the really annoying guys who book but don’t show up who seem to treat it like a game. When you message them to confirm they say “yeah see you later” (always a red flag…the casualness of their response), and then they fail to show. Excuse, if provided, is “I ran out of time” or “I got caught up”. They think you’re just hanging around with nothing else to do but entertain them if they can be bothered. Fortunately they’re easy to spot.

It is the sine qua non of sex work.

I wonder how many on this forum are thinking ‘is it me?’

Then there’s the situation where 6 inches is advertised as 8… Inflation isn’t just a monetary problem.

Yeah they tell me you’re a bit off on Tuesdays.

I’m in awe….😍😍😍 Although why is Thursday ‘R’ and Sunday ‘X’?

Is there a chart to show most popular day of the week? I bet there is 🙂 For me it’s Tuesday…strangely

I do love a stats guy. Updated my spreadsheet last night (a very NYE thing to do).

Not here it isn’t.

Everything happens sometimes!

I’ve come across clients who like to get a discount. I think it’s because they enjoy the feeling of getting something that others don’t, a kind of ego boost. They can tell themselves it was because they’re hot or are cleverer than the sex worker. But it’s also my prerogative to decline a discount. After all, I assume the client doesn’t choose to do his work for less than his rate does he? “Hi boss, I’ll work today for 20% less because you’re a hot employer”. No, that doesn’t happen does it. Also, the assumption that because someone doesn’t discount they don’t pay taxes on their income is a false equivalence. In fact I’d say it’s more likely they are punctilious about such things if they are treating the job professionally. Receipts are offered (clients pay by card, it’s easy, I just press a button on my card reader and it sends a receipt). Most don’t want one surprisingly enough lol.

All the comments on here about getting reduced prices because you’re hot seem to be from guys who aren’t sex workers. That’s interesting, and I infer from it that they don’t really understand the nature of the work. I’d have made those same assumptions before I started doing it. I charge the same rate regardless of what he (or she) looks like. In fact, I don’t want to know what my client looks like until they walk through the door. It simply doesn’t matter. All the other sex workers I know are the same. It’s not being PC either. It’s simply having a rule never to discount. I get young guys contacting me asking for student discounts, or free sessions because they think I’d be attracted to them. The answer is ‘sorry no discounts’. Why? Because this is work. I’m not doing it for recreation, I’m not doing it for fun (even though I enjoy it) but I’m also not doing it for free. Free implies I don’t value my work, so why would I do that?

I prefer clients book via my website or WhatsApp/text message. It’s because in the past I’ve had bookings in my calendar and I’ve needed to contact them ahead of the session but it’s been a hell of a job to work out how the booking was made. I probably should note the source when I update my calendar. That can be a new year habit! The problem is that my clients have booked via all sorts of routes: phone call (yes, that still happens!), text message, via various messaging apps, email, Twitter DM, via my profile on various websites, RentMasseur message, on Scruff and even one time someone booked in person whilst we chatted at the gym. It becomes difficult to manage. So I find it simpler to encourage the final booking to be via WhatsApp or text. That way I can find it easily should I need to contact them. I do find that older clients prefer to book via a phone call. Questions can be asked, and you get more of a sense of the person than via written word. It’s nice, although it is sometimes difficult to talk detail unless I’m somewhere discreet.

Diet helps too. High fibre diet is best. If I’m bottoming for someone especially hung or if it’s going to be a long session with lots of different positions then I’ll use a shower attachment a few hours beforehand, and then a last minute check with a bulb douche.