CuriousByNature

It amazes me how people are able to have these incredible experiences... in comparison, my life is so utterly boring and amorously uneventful! A fly on the wall of your place literally sees more action than I do...lol.

There's a famous chef in California named Thomas Keller, and his restaurant is called The French Laundry....

Do you know if the staff at TomasKeller clean their towels and napkins at a French Laundry?

When I was there recently, it was a fucking mob scene. I wouldn’t go in that room if you paid me $1 million. Granted it’s not my favorite painting, but it deserves better than this. Not to mention the true masterpiece in the room, Veronese’s "The Wedding at Cana" on the opposite wall, that you can’t even get close to without wading through a sea of selfie sticks. The poor thing is being held hostage by the cult-like troglodytes worshiping the ugly bitch on the opposite wall. 
In fact, the entire museum is overrun with Mona Lisa flotsam and detritus. They’re all wandering around like zombies. They should move her to her own building. Surrender her to the tourists and return the rest of the Louvre to those of us appreciate all of it. 

'I've been very lucky' 110-year-old NJ grandpa who lives on his own and drives daily offers tips on longevity
He lives alone with no home aid or extra help, cooks simple food for himself, walks up and down his three-level house and drives “pretty good” daily with no issues.

Unless I'm wrong, it sounds like he enjoyed it. He notes that he will repeat, so I'm assuming it was good.

By RMasseur email says:
"Hello brother
I offer 60 and 90 minutes for massages and exorting . here’s my rates
200 for a 60 min deep tissue (clothed)
300 for a 60 min erotic (nude + oral *** and mutual touching)

400 for 90 min erotic(nude + oral *** and mutual touching)
275 for a 90 min deep tissue (clothed)
+25 travel fee for outcall appointments

400 for safe play 1 hour ( anal )"
I assume exorting is a cross between escorting and extortion.  😉
 

I walk much faster than my husband, who is 7 years older than I am, but then I have always walked faster than he did, even fifty years ago. It could be just because I have longer legs than he does.
Yesterday I was playing tennis for the first time with a young woman in her 20s; when I happened to mention my age, she said, "But you're older than my grandfather, and he couldn't possibly keep up with you!!" If I had read this thread, I suppose I could have just explained, "But I'm gay."

Maybe he was in an 80's band?  He might tell you to take him on.

Maybe he was in an 80's band?  He might tell you to take him on.

You're missing the deeper, and may I say, profound meaning of photo #2.  Notice how the right foot is angled slightly more outward than the left foot, suggesting he is not a rigid perfectionist and is open to new experiences.  🤣

His photos look way better than what I normally think of when I see the words XL Chocolate...

I need to find new friends.  I get invited to birthday bashes at Chipotle's and Pizza Hut.

He constantly apologizes to you during the massage.

I suppose I could, but I don't think anyone would want to see my nude pics.

Yes, it was sarma!  Thank you    But I think the photo you posted may be the Greek or Turkish stuffed vine leaves - also really tasty.  The sarma my neighbours made was with cabbage leaves.  This is the closest image I could find online:
 

Maybe he was in an 80's band?  He might tell you to take him on.

When I read the description you gave about 'chiseled jaws, deep set eyes and broad foreheads', my mind immediately went to these guys - who are also always hard as a rock.

My opinion is different than yours.  Erections are physiological responses that can have little to do with attraction.  For example, those who are abused by another guy may experience the physiological response of an erection during the abuse, even though they have no same-sex attraction.  It's part of the reason why many of us who have experienced abuse are left feeling very confused about our orientation.  

She's amazing.  I hope she carries on with the show for many more years, at least until Olivia Benson enters a care home. lol