CuriousByNature

I was circumcised as an infant and it was so painful that I didn't walk for almost a year. Likely because my parents were so cheap that they found a doctor who only wanted to be given a tip. Total rip-off.

If he's a fat guy who thinks he's muscled I must be a muscled guy who thinks he's fat...lol

He carries his weight very well for someone who says they're 1850 pounds. That must be some sort of record ?

No photos here. Not until there is proof that getting your picture taken dosn't steal part of your soul. Same reason why I refuse to sneeze.

I bet even moreso when you fly one in a thunderstorm.

Amazing... you seem to bear a striking resemblance to Ben Franklin ?

Awesome. I guess that makes me an Arby's beef & cheddar sandwich.

Awesome. I guess that makes me an Arby's beef & cheddar sandwich.

Another red flad may be the spelling of 'Phoenix'... lol. But I am intrigued about how he determined the degree of his straightness and gayness to the hundredth of a percentage point. I don't think most ancestry DNA testing companies offer that sort of analysis.

I wish it was fear mongering, but it isn't. Even if certain flu strains are more lethal than covid, that is just one part of the data we need to consider. It does not suggest that covid is less dangerous overall. Keep in mind that many people who survive covid have long-lasting and serious consequences. How often does treating the flu require ventillator intervention, amputation, paralysis rehabilitation, et cetera? Many who survive covid are not only physically compromised afterwards, but also seriously traumatized. The scientific understanding about covid is continuing to evolve, but nothing I have seen suggests it should be taken lightly. In the very off chance that the majority of the scientific community is wrong about covid, protecting ourselves and others at this time by avoiding massage and other unnecessary social interaction is little more than an inconvenience for most people. But given that the scientific understanding is much more likely to be correct, protecting ourselves and others by avoiding massage and unnecessary social interaction will undoubtedly save lives and help bring an end to the pandemic.

Excuse my gallows humour, but should a prolapsed rectum unfortunately lead to someone's death, I think the most appropriare epitaph on the grave stone would be: "His Rectum Wrecked Him"

Just one more reason not to go to the gym...lol.

To each their own, but I would say the only good rosebud is the type that appears before an actual rose blooms, and the hershey-kiss-like chocolates made by Neilsen's here in Canada. Way too many euphemisms out there. Lets call a spade a spade... 'passing away' is dying, 'ethnic cleansing' is genocide, and a 'rosebud' is a PROLAPSED RECTUM. Granted, referring to it as a prolapsed rectum might not increase video subscriptions.

Which is infinitely better than Papa Smurf, in my humble opinion.

Perhaps potential clients should exaggerate in the opposite direction - add five years in age, add 25 pounds to their weight, and lose a couple of inches in height. If a provider is still open to meeting they can then get a pleasant surprise when the door is opened. I think I would rather underplay my attributes than to raise expectations that could ultimately be disappointing for both client and provider. But then again, I already have a tendency towards self-deprecation and could end up describing myself as a complete ogre or troll that should be living under a bridge somewhere. That may explain a lot now that I think of it... lol.

So I guess if you end up meeting it would give a whole new meaning to the term 'being ghosted'.

I imagine one answer may be respectful, considerate and dependable clients.

Hey!!! Since when is 44 considered 'older'????? LOL

Well said. I would never send photos of myself because it would obviously be too tempting for the provider to steal them for his profile pictures. I learned that lesson the hard way. So many of the headless, super-buff fake profiles floating around are using my personal gym pics, but I've just been too shy to admit that to anyone here. LOL... in my dreams! I can't even remember what a gym is... ?

Hiring anyone to clean for me would be pointless. I know I would spend a couple of hours tidying up in advance of their arrival.

Did StudMark go by a different name before?

Only at the all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant: Can I manage to fit just one more piece of Spicy Tuna Roll in my already-distended gullet? Success! Then guilt.

I've had a number of very satisfying evenings with 5 guys. But they were with 5 Guys Burgers, and not actual humans.

Hahaha... your imagination is way better than mine!

I once was in London and staying at a decent hotel in Bayswater. One evening I was lying in bed and was about to fall asleep when I heard some moaning coming from the room next door to mine. Whoever was in there seemed to be enjoying themselves. And that, my friends, is the closest I have ever come to a travel sex story...