Leyte2019

and there's the I-wanna-be-blond-again birth blonds:

Rough life you lead

"There's more than one way to skin a cat" (be creative; you'll get it done)
"He's tight as Dick's hatpin" (he's cheap or austere)
"Can't never could" (don't be a quitter)
"Smarty Smarty had a party; nobody came but Smarty Smarty" (no one likes a smart ass)

Wouldn’t reverse escorting be paying someone by the hour to come nowhere near you? 😆

did you recently try again with him after your failed December, 2020, attempt to meet?.....(see your December 7, 2020, post above)....or did you just want to remind us again that you think he's arrogant?.....supply and demand!....if he's getting exactly the business he wants at that rate, he's found his perfect equilibrium 

Downington PA ? Does he run a meth-lab in his spare time ? 🤪

Good thing you found out b4 hiring

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Good Lord! I envy you East coast people for having markets that feature guys like this stud. 

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

Sorry for you who had planned on attending the annual DC gathering and enjoying a DC weekend. Although I've never attended one of these events, I'm already committing myself mentally to joining the fun next year. And I already have a menu planned for a late night hotel room gathering:
>A spread of assorted wheat crackers and multiple gourmet goat cheeses
>No alcohol Goat milk punch
>A mystery pate known as "Escaped Goat" topped with goat yogurt
>A surprise young male guest who will pop out of a 7 ft tall goat-shaped cake dressed as an escaped goat

"Scapegoat" Bible: a goat sent into the wilderness after the Jewish chief priest had symbolically laid the sins of the people upon it.

This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
When will just admit.  This is why we don't drink and post.
Escape goat.  I'm assuming this is a special breed of goat used in Vegas magic acts.

Some people can just read the room straight away!

Im not holding anything for Graham.

Moderator note: no politics here please.

I say you have good taste. 

Im not holding anything for Graham.

Im not holding anything for Graham.

I wonder if his macaws "practice" 24 languages as well. That could be torture on an incall

Apparently, the teaser promo created such a stir that many  advertisers threatened to withdraw ad buys. So the editors killed the story.