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Or maybe you've just been meeting lousy escorts.
 
Good escorts know that they are in a service industry. They provide a service for which they receive payment.
 
Bad escorts consider it nothing more than "getting paid for getting laid." It's all about THEM instead of the client.
 
There's a BIG difference.

Escorting doesn't HAVE to be all about getting the client to ejaculate, and there's all sorts of reasons where a client might be having ... problems ... getting or maintaining an erection.
 
Several medical conditions (often involving poor circulation in the extremities) can cause issues like that. So can uncontrolled blood pressure.
 
On the other hand, the might be so drunk/high/tweeking that it's just not possible.
 
Just be sensitive, as this is often a cause of embarrassment for men. "How can I help?" "Is there something else you'd like to do?"
 
In the end, though, you might be sucking on or rubbing against a limp noodle for an hour. Take your fee and don't be unkind.

Admit it....you just want to nibble his protuberant nipples....

So they're expensive Crocs? sheesh.

Are you using a dentist analogy because you expect to be drilled by both?

Are you using a dentist analogy because you expect to be drilled by both?

Or they created their own "client" profiles using a different email address to review themselves.....not that I'm cynical.

So they're expensive Crocs? sheesh.

People do that, too. I, personally, don't consider 150 degree F rooms to be comfortable when it comes to nookie, though.

I'm still not sure what Balenciaga is....is that a local euphemism of some sort?

Escorting doesn't HAVE to be all about getting the client to ejaculate, and there's all sorts of reasons where a client might be having ... problems ... getting or maintaining an erection.
 
Several medical conditions (often involving poor circulation in the extremities) can cause issues like that. So can uncontrolled blood pressure.
 
On the other hand, the might be so drunk/high/tweeking that it's just not possible.
 
Just be sensitive, as this is often a cause of embarrassment for men. "How can I help?" "Is there something else you'd like to do?"
 
In the end, though, you might be sucking on or rubbing against a limp noodle for an hour. Take your fee and don't be unkind.

Well, if you're going to be in there for any length of time, you want to make sure you don't get dehydrated (which can be dangerous if taken to an extreme). I would question why anyone would need to stay in a sauna so long that you'd sweat out a gallon of water, though.
 
Then again, there are a lot of people who do mind-boggling things because "toxins," etc.

The original was funny (in a dated kind of way...so many things were "of the moment"), but I have a hard time getting behind all the remakes/reboots. I'm waiting/dreading a remake of Three's company and The Ropers at this point.

Everyone I've ever had sex with? I can barely remember where I put my car keys or where the remote control is!

If I had an escort contact me to do that for a situation like this, I would write my own review on RM saying they contacted me to do that. Then I'd never hire that escort again. Then I'd go on daddy's and write another review talking about the escort's conduct. Then I'd write a review on any other sites that I knew the escort was on.
 
IMHO, that part of what you suggested is utterly inappropriate (trying to draw others into the conflict) and horrifically unprofessional.

One of my favorite movies -- not just gay movies -- is Victim, a 1961 movie from England...about gay men being blackmailed when being gay was against the law.
 
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlagel.
 
--Bruce's Philosopher's Song
 
----Monty Python

Everyone I've ever had sex with? I can barely remember where I put my car keys or where the remote control is!

Everyone I've ever had sex with? I can barely remember where I put my car keys or where the remote control is!