nycman

In addition to dick size, a lot of guys are bullshitting their height.
5'8" is the new 6'

Considering the number of guys with 10 inches (supposedly) I assumed they measure their dick from their asshole.

Stick shift is also the best vehicle anti-theft device.

Might you be guilty here of just a wee bit of hyperbole?  That said, I couldn't stop laughing.

Abort, and start using your big head. 

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

No, just a worn out pansy.

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

for many gay men of a certain age - we were never supposed to live long enough to worry about “looking like an old queer”
aging is a blessing, not a curse 
perspective 

No, just a worn out pansy.

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

No, just a worn out pansy.

Right, cheers, thanks a lot.

No, just a worn out pansy.

No, just a worn out pansy.

No, just a worn out pansy.

No, just a worn out pansy.

Did you require a photo from you?
"I do now require a photo for first time clients, for reference and my safety."
He looks like fun, but unfortunately that’s a dealbreaker for me.

Don’t wanna be a sad old gay man?….then don’t be a sad old gay man.
 It really is that simple. Don’t overthink it. 

I’ve never eaten at a Red Lobster….because I like lobster.

I don’t think you understand how math (or Russian Roulette for that matter) works, but good luck. 

The opera hadn’t started. They were adjusting the set before it started. By the time the curtain rose it was a full house, at least in the orchestra where I was sitting. I was impressed how much of the audience was in formal attire. Nice to see some NY audiences still dress up. Makes for an attractive evening. 

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I think you nailed it. Hacienda falls into the BbB category. "Beautiful but Boring". I tried to "make friends" there both at breakfast and in the pool. It was pointless. They all seemed painfully freighted that I dared to say "Hello". It was almost like they wanted to interact but lacked even the most basic social skills required to do so. 
But if all you want is a beautiful place to relax (with a stellar and friendly crew), it’s very nice. 

I think you nailed it. Hacienda falls into the BbB category. "Beautiful but Boring". I tried to "make friends" there both at breakfast and in the pool. It was pointless. They all seemed painfully freighted that I dared to say "Hello". It was almost like they wanted to interact but lacked even the most basic social skills required to do so. 
But if all you want is a beautiful place to relax (with a stellar and friendly crew), it’s very nice.