nycman

Lay on, Macduff, And damned be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”

Lmao. I predict they will indeed be "leaving you the fuck alone"…….PERIOD! I’ve said it before…..if you honesty feel that way……you’re in the wrong business. Yeah…..let us know how that works out for you. Not even Hermes and Cartier can get away with charging the window shoppers baby. You don’t stand a chance. Not because your goods aren’t amazing, but because that business model doesn’t work.

Or it was….. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandrawilson1/2020/07/02/i-scream-you-scream-the-meltdown-at-the-museum-of-ice-cream It’s funny when stupid millennial shit fails.

My ideal home… Small. Living ideal for one…room in the bed for 2 at most. Entertaining ideal for 4….expandable to 8 at most. Zen monastery…. meets Long Island Potato Barn…. meets Lenin’s Tomb….. Painfully minimalist and sleek and gorgeous and functional. My poor architect…..wait until he hears about the Marie Antoinette “moving mirror room’"…… https://en.chateauversailles.fr/discover/estate/estate-trianon/petit-trianon#history-of-the-premises

You take friends….to a museum….about a steamboat….that was buried…in a cornfield….in Kansas? Dear lord, how is it possible that Kansas hasn’t passed a law requiring gun safes? By all that’s holy, you people should be dead.

To answer the question, no.

NOW, you’re a NEW YORKER! And yes, all bridge and tunnel trash is equally bad! Welcome to the Island!

Two examples of class, children. Learn from these.

Lmao. Don’t worry, you won’t be able to. Hell’s Kitchen doesn’t really exists anymore.

For the record, I hate scents and I don’t recall my nose being offended at all. He was a nice guy. Looked like his pics. Talented at massage. I would repeat.

People who live in Jersey need to realize….you live in Jersey. I’d charge you triple my base rate….and ask for 100% deposit up front. Cross the Hudson for work?…..are you fucking kidding me?…..grin

Yawn.

Thank you for your profound insight into this 2 month old thread, but…… It seems like bots that are smart enough to add on topic continent (no matter how lame) should be smart enough not to fuck up the font size.

Most likely the cat.

I’d prefer tabs that say "Shopping for Whores" in great big red letters. Unfortunately, like most my great suggestions, I think I’m going to lose this vote.……grin

While I don’t send pictures, I will painful describe myself if asked. In fact, I most likely "undersell" the product just like I do in real life hook ups. I’m always happier when the other person opens the door and they’re relieved by what they see versus disappointed. If we’re not a match, for whatever reason (racism, bigotry, homophobia, body nazism, etc.) I’d rather know before I plan my evening and open my wallet. Guys who get butt hurt about this always amuse me. Wait?….you want to spend time with a dude who is repulsed by you and is willing to chew his arm off to get away from you? Come on! Too many fish kids. Move on and find the right one.

I never go back to a poisoned well. Once burned, twice shy. If there’s already a thread here about them (there almost always is because I rarely hire "unknowns") I briefly add a post saying that they were a no-show to save others from wasting their time. Wasting my time is a cardinal sin. I’d almost rather you showed up and were a lousy fuck….almost.

Fuck, could the guy get any more handsome? Now, I gotta figure out how to get to fucking Hartford before he ends up on the "One’s that Got Away" list.

I’ve never been a big Patti LuPone fan, but this performance…..on the same stage with Elaine Stritch….is a truly Epic performance!

He was 91 freaking years old…… The world has lost a great and talented man. No doubt, but a "tragedy"? Really?

I may be in the minority, but I found the glow sticks, the cheesy "modern" dance moves, and the paper mache boats to be extremely tacky. The dramatic night lighting does cover a thousand sins. You know, like filming parts of such a spectacle in a place where 60 innocent tourists were massacred less than 3 decades ago…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor_massacre Nonetheless, Luxor and Karnak are astounding. I’m just not a fan of the garish modern overlay that does little to enhance the original. Like most things in the Middle East…..Egypt is complicated.

So now the only question is what fucking town is he in? Or more precisely….in which town is he fucking?

It was my brain not my dick that guided my education. Well that and who the hell wants to work at McDonalds for life?

Heathen! You’re not from Texas….are ya? grin

"I top but can bottom if you really want me too."’ Nothing like a reluctant bottom. Kinda says it all.