You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?

I have no sympathy.

My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.

Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 

Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

He’s cute, eager, and fun.

Not as ripped as the pics but still in good shape. 

On 4/29/2024 at 9:31 PM, Lucky said:

You will have to go to London to see it!

It’s worth the trip.

The show is stunning. 
Of course, they bend over backwards to push the "possible gay" aspect. 
Because…well….today you can’t put on a show that’s not swimming in fem, gay, trans meaning.
The homo aspect is obvious to anyone with eyes. The wink wink, nod nod, DEI hand wringing is tedious.

Nonetheless, it manages to be an amazing show.
Mostly because the King loaned some stellar pieces.

18 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

Old queer?

No, just a worn out pansy.

9 hours ago, nate_sf said:

Hacienda is the gold standard for sure. I haven't stayed as a regular guest, but I've stayed as a guest of a guest and it's a really nice place. It's quieter, and I'm guessing less social than the other resorts. That may be to your liking, or not, depending on what you're looking for. Others who have spent more time there may be able to provide more insight.

I think you nailed it. Hacienda falls into the BbB category. "Beautiful but Boring". I tried to "make friends" there both at breakfast and in the pool. It was pointless. They all seemed painfully freighted that I dared to say "Hello". It was almost like they wanted to interact but lacked even the most basic social skills required to do so. 

But if all you want is a beautiful place to relax (with a stellar and friendly crew), it’s very nice. 

17 hours ago, foxy said:

A pretty spectacular production last night. 

 

Holy crap, was it really that barren in the audience? It looks like the pic was taken during the production. 

Granted I’m not a Met regular, but I’ve never seen it so sparsely attended. 

On 5/11/2024 at 6:47 PM, azdr0710 said:

Reservations at top New York City restaurants are selling for hundreds of dollars

WWW.NBCNEWS.COM

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People make reservations on free sites then sell them online to the highest bidder.

 

Btw, the restaurant mentioned in the article (https://www.tatiananyc.com), sucks balls.

Afro-Caribbean food "inspired’ by NYC Bodegas.

You know where you can get good "Bodega inspired" food in NYC?…..in just about any NYC Bodega.

It’s a ridiculous rip off. NYTimes #1 restaurant two years in a row? It’s a sad joke.

Don't worry about it too much though, because even if you wanted to try it, you’ll never get in. 
The sea of lemmings begging to get in and appear "cool", will fill the place to the brim for years to come.

5 hours ago, LS299B said:

Gentlemen!

Avoid this one. Total flake. 

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The goofy pics didn’t clue you in?

2 hours ago, Lucky said:

"what a pretty hole I have!" How do you respond to that?

"Thank you". 

Learning to take a compliment is an important part of becoming a man. 

Regardless of whether your (w)hole is pretty or not. 

On 1/23/2024 at 5:37 PM, azdr0710 said:

and it was only for coffee, perverts

8 minutes ago, Trick said:

Just a quick note, there is a double negative in the statement.

"Unfortunately my plans have changed and I won’t be able to make our appointment".

Better?

I’ve edited the original as well, lest anyone cut and paste the error.

"Unfortunately my plans have changed and I won’t be able to make our appointment".

Period. Full stop.

Never complain, never explain. 

1 hour ago, viewing ownly said:

Abort?

Abort, and start using your big head. 

On 5/4/2024 at 6:26 PM, Monarchy79 said:

4.) Stops traffic to let a family of ducks walk by. 

Holy crap, that was you in town yesterday?

God, I wanted to run you over. 

grin

3 hours ago, NYXboy said:

I'd do a lot more things before I would take advice from someone like YOU….

People don’t consider you a "happy" person….do they?

Don’t wanna be a sad old gay man?….then don’t be a sad old gay man.

 It really is that simple. Don’t overthink it. 

4 hours ago, Charlie said:

When I hear the term "gay lifestyle," I think of someone who is openly gay, has gay friends, is or has been sexually active with other men, and probably has a male partner or is searching for one. When many straight people hear the term, they probably assume that the person is also a drag queen, likes to wear make-up and clothing that stands out in a crowd, drinks too much, and loves to dance.

It sounds like you think those are two different groups of people?

grin

“Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)”

― Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

2 hours ago, nopelo said:

Yes, well the statistics disagree with you on that, nycman. The statistics show with no opening for interpretation that both TasP and PrEP (and condoms) are extremely efficient ways to protect yourself and others from HIV, so close to 100 percent protection that it's not relevant to assess it even as a theoretical risk. 

I don’t think you understand how math (or Russian Roulette for that matter) works, but good luck. 

5 hours ago, nopelo said:

What's the point of shaming a certain nation or continent?

Statistics aren’t shaming and they don’t care about your feelings. They’re facts.

Sex is always a game of Russian Roulette. I’m just pointing out how many bullets are in the chamber.

Best of luck.

13 hours ago, jawjateck said:

Tucumcari is lovely this evening. 😋

On 9/13/2023 at 9:06 AM, marylander1940 said:

Magazines for straight men and women have relatively embraced body positivity. 

 

… and they’re going bankrupt.

Coincidence?

As my father once said to me when I asked for a loan, "Son, if the bank doesn’t think you’re a good risk, why the fuck should I?"

He had a point and I learned a lesson.

Whenever someone asks me for a loan, I either say "no" or I give them the money and never expect it back. I will not ask nor hint to be repaid. I will however, never make another "loan" until the first one is repaid. 

So far that has worked for me. I’m not an ass about helping others. But I’m also not a sucker. And in general our friendships have remained intact. Whether or not they repaid me.

5 minutes ago, atlgaboy said:

Looks like his profile is active again, popping up in Albany, NY  listings

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I’m sorry but those pictures HAVE to be ancient.

I’m sure (or hope?) he still looks good, but I doubt he still looks THAT good. 

And for the record, if he can maintain 63 5 star reviews….some of you 4.9 star whores are doing something WRONG.