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Taking the plunge - I off to Tokyo next week.  
I plan to sample Tokyo - Kids, Heros, King of College
Any current experiences - tips - you are welcome to share or PM me

watching this space, too!

thanks in advance for more insight!

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Ok... so here it is. I went with james, myself and another friends to fort Lauderdale in may of 2021. My friend and I went to tropics in wilton manor and james went down the street to weightlift. He said "I'll meet you guys there after I'm done". So an hour later James walks in. Now for guys who dont know what the tropics is about it's a nice little restaurant where the old old gays go to dine. In walks james. String tank top and short short shorts on. The whole place snapped their arthritic necks to look at him. James sits down and says "wheres the bathroom at"? So I point him in the direction. He gets up and walks towards the bathroom. Tits bouncing... ass bouncing... balls and cock bouncing through his tight short shorts. The whole place is staring. He walks past a table with four old old guzzards. James walks past and all of a sudden one of the old guzzards collapses to the floor... dead as a doornail! The ambulance comes, puts a sheet over the old man on the stretcher and wheels him out! All that muscle bouncing around and the old geezer couldnt handle it!
True as true can be guys!!

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He actually stopped me and asked if I wanted a lap dance. I was actually trying to get another guy but I saw this tall handsome dude and said “Sure, but just one song.” Maybe six minutes passed and the song hadn’t changed and I was honestly bored so I piped up and said “Are we done with our song?” He immediately took a pointedly scolding and aggressive tone, stood up and said “Dude, that was four songs.” Objectively, it had not been. I was literally waiting for it to end so I could go find the dancer I had been looking for. He demanded I Cash-app him for the full four songs and got loud in that back area and was making a scene— right off the bat. I had the choice to fight back or just pony up and avoid this incredibly confrontational prick. So I ponied up. When I emailed Matt about it later he apologized and said some of the NYC guys do this and he’d talk to him, but I haven’t been to one of these events since then. It really soured the night for me.

His face is all over the public pics.  I’m about to sign up again just so I can see his private pics.
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No to both.
The size 32 shoes would be too clunky and time consuming for Bozo to untie and then tie up again. It's a major project.
As for Bozo's big red schnozz, that remains on too. It's actually a sexual prop.
You'd be surprised how many strippers that sit on Bozo's lap enjoy caressing and honking his red nose.
A surprising source of titillation for many of them.
BoZo
 

Well, I guess I’ll find out because we’re scheduled to meet on Sunday. 

From their facebook pg, another visitor at Johnsons:

Administrator’s Note:
Gentlemen, Let’s keep politics out of this discussion. 

Yes!
better?

I just posted this in Rentmasseur:
I have had many massages. The session with Luca marked a new high point. It was the best therapeutic-sensual massage I have ever had without exaggeration. Luca is a handsome man, great smile, muscled/athletic smooth body, a welcoming soul, friendly, lovable. His technique is superior, not just one or two hands, but the inclusion of elbows and upper body in the process. He exudes calm and generosity and one would wish that the session never ends. He is an educated professional, he creates a peaceful and relaxing environment which together with the crackling fireplace (on the TV) make a soothing time. Thank you Luca for giving me a memorable session. You are the best.
He is not from Venezuela.
Please, do not PM me on Luca, I will not comment further, thank you.

I was there for Mardi Gras week and went to the corner pocket. I usually find some diamonds in the rough there, and enjoy myself immensely. There was absolutely nothing! I was sad because I brought some friends with me in hopes that they might enjoy seeing some strippers but that didn’t happen.
 
However, we had a fantastic time at Oz mainly because they brought in West Coast talent! Had a great time there two nights in a row!

Nevermind, I have Covid so I will be spending the rest of my trip in my hotel room.

I have.  I won't stay there again.
Overpriced, money focused, not a gay hotel.  They are "gay friendly", but which hotel isn't these days? Can't be naked at their pool.  Staying there offers no discounts or access to their beach club.
Stay at a different hotel a little further north, closer to the nighttime action in Romantic Zone.  You can always visit their beach during the day, but their hotel on top of a hill is a far walk at night and goodluck getting an Uber or taxi to pick you up there, it's just too out of the way for them.

I spent 3 weeks in Puerto Vallarta over Christmas and New Year's.  I had a massage every day.
Prices ranged from:
Low end (but not always guaranteed a Happy Ending): Advertised 700 pesos ($35 US) for 1 hour massage; I would give them 1000 pesos ($50 US) total including tip at the end of they have me a good massage and Happy Ending.  Happy endings varied from hand jobs, to oral, to fingering
Mid range: 600 pesos ($30 US) for 30 minute upper body or lower body massage in a chair on the gay beach.  Out in the open, so nothing sensual; but, damn it feels nice to have your muscles worked on while facing the ocean, having drinks delivered to you, and watching gorgeous men in speedos walk by!
High end, but guaranteed sex:  I would offer 1500-2000 pesos ($75-100 US) to massuers to come to my hotel room and give massage and bareback sex.  Did this several times with several great guys.  I usually wanted  2 hours and offered 3000-4000 pesos ($150-200 US) pesos for 2 hour massage and bareback penetration.
Very high end: Strippers and RentMen ask 4000 pesos ($200 US).  While they're nice to look at, in my experience the RentMen don't give a good massage, and the Strippers won't offer anal.  I do have a regular stripper who works at 69 who will come by my hotel room on his way to work, and let me give him a blowjob for 700 pesos ($35 US), but I won't book a full hour with him because I've tried it and he just doesn't do it for me.  He looks good, he gives great lap dances, but he's just not a massuer or escort.

At the airport ready to return to below zero temps🥶.  Highly recommend Puerto Vallarta to all who would love a trip with beautiful men and sunny weather.
We actually had rain yesterday with overcast most of the day.  But it was still in the 70s and it was nice to be able to not have to get shade erect few hours. This Minnesotan burns pretty easily.
Had a massage around 4pm from an extremely cute boy.  Normally cost $70, but I negotiated up to a happy ending.  After one hour, I was spent.  Should have done that at the beginning of the trip.  You can find places all around zona romantica offering massages.  
 
After a great dinner, I headed to the gay district to have a couple of drinks before going to the strip clubs. So much fun!  
 
I went to Wet Dreams first. Not as crowded as the night before and fewer dancers. I think they recognized me because they weren’t as aggressive.  Met a few people from the Midwest, who were there for a bachelor party.  Fun group and they kept the dancers busy.
I tried Pervert again.  Only a handful of dancers there.  Hung out on the balcony with two of them.  One was a newbie and I had fun teaching him how to do a lap dance.  
 
Finally ended up at Club 69.  Hands down the best club. I didn’t do any privates, but I did have fun with a few of my favorites on the couch.  
Already planning the next trip. It has everything.  Sun, fun and lots of hot men😜