DrownedBoy

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Nice story. I once dated a masseur, but I was never really a "customer." Unless you count the fact that I had to pay for massages with my ass. EDIT And he could be so aggressively horny that sometimes I wished I could have paid cash for a massage.

This year I've been hiring almost exclusively non-English speaking Latinos, and I insist they speak only Spanish and correct mine. It's a great addition to Rosetta Stone, real (but very simple and basic) conversation. And I file the Zelle payments as "Spanish instruction". They seemed more flattered to end up as a language tutor than finding it weird. And glad this hobby can lead to personal improvement.

We usually make out in the shower, and often I give them head. I only had one boyfriend who insisted on using yellow as well as clear shower water (it did nothing for me, good or bad, so I just followed instructions). Still, though, it's hilarious that even when we're doing that, there's still those constant shift so we can get hit by the hot water. A hot tub is a much better choice, but I'm so small the heat gets to me quickly.

That was a euphemism we used when young when I showered with boyfriends. "Water conservation."

Yup. The "influencer" provider I had a bad session with needed more money and contacted me a year later to make "amends." After he walked out halfway through the session, where he spent the first half on Instagram and calling friends. As much as I wanted to say "Like hell," I politely pretended I was someone else.

Lucky again. I texted him (EDIT awhile ago), and he specifically said he "didn't kiss," so a session was politely avoided.

Lucky! I almost hired him but got a bad vibe when he used his "lack of English" to say he had trouble reading my texts. I have a regular who speaks no English and he has it set up to translate texts in real time. Non English speakers need to do that. Typical Latino "no comprendo" scam. I haven't seen those since the beginning of 2025. This guy's asking for it.

You should ask yourself - are there physical reasons he'd want to meet me for free? If there's a twenty year age gap I'd be very wary.

It's always twinkish guys dressed as Spider-Man. One of the few super heroes that fit that body type.

I'll have to try that. Most guys seem to like the "pleading puppy dog eyes" when I suck. Since I was a kid I've known guys who wear a baseball cap everywhere they went and whatever they did. I recall a gay friend like that during my 20s, and everyone considered him the masculine, bro type by far.

I have a line item for 1500 a month, which translates into three 2-hour sessions within my pool of regulars. I work in tech, make six figures, have no debt whatsoever (even mortgage paid off), and live simply. The largest cash flow I pay into is savings and retirement. Either I settle down into a marriage with a well funded retirement, or I hire a live in personal trainer when I'm older. You always have to plan for the worst case scenario.

I think the same things about some good providers. However, I view the 24/7 availability as a possible houseboy arrangement, not a relationship with emotional investment.

The most common scam on Grindr is to act like you like the guy, text awhile, then ask for twenty via PayPal for gas to drive to you. This is as ubiquitous as normal guys begging on streets claiming to be homeless. And it turns chatting into an evaluation if the guy is worth talking to. I usually insist on meeting in person for conversation, even if in a public location. 90% of the guys ghost or chicken out at the last minute. Long past the days when I found a decent boyfriend on there.

The most well written and thoughtful Answers on RentMen I ever read were written by a homophobic meth addict who ripped me (and a bunch of other gay men) off.