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Keep in mind, that right now EVERY room has to be thoroughly taken apart, cleaned and sanitized before a guest checks in, regardless of whether the prior guest spent 5 minutes or 5 days in the space. The property has to have enough commitment of guests actually showing in order to schedule the staff. Providing a clean and safe environment for guests is essential, and that adds man-hours to each housekeeping shift.
Look at you, being a good pay-it-forward consumer and citizen!! Just by floating a deposit that covers the cost of turning a room, you are actually creating jobs and/or boosting OT for some minimum wage workers who can really use the money. You get your money back, and some housekeeper gets to both pay her rent AND feed her kids. Sounds win/win to me!!

When asked where I’d like to vacation, I often replied “I’m booking a week on Eric Heiden’s thighs” lol

DO NOT REPLY. Block the number.
Anyone who is a friend or relative with a changed number will find another way. Once you respond, the bot will circulate your valid number. it will open a floodgate.

I work(ed) within an industry that has always had lots of gay men, including several coworkers who cruise every hookup and hooker page - two of my (former) work comrades had shown up on an old rent-boy conglomerate page (m4m4rent??) and one of them I’d have hired if I had the money...
But word ALWAYS got out if someone had nudes, or kinks in profile or on display. Or if someone had admitted they hired. Gossip gossip!!!
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little...
God I miss ‘em...

When pressed, and after a wee drinkie, I may have mentioned ...something... about the occasional engagement of a private therapeutic bodywork provider. My words of praise were more clinical than I might use in proper reviews and private thoughts...and basta. I, for one, must save something for a scandalous memoir

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

When pressed, and after a wee drinkie, I may have mentioned ...something... about the occasional engagement of a private therapeutic bodywork provider. My words of praise were more clinical than I might use in proper reviews and private thoughts...and basta. I, for one, must save something for a scandalous memoir

When pressed, and after a wee drinkie, I may have mentioned ...something... about the occasional engagement of a private therapeutic bodywork provider. My words of praise were more clinical than I might use in proper reviews and private thoughts...and basta. I, for one, must save something for a scandalous memoir

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

When asked where I’d like to vacation, I often replied “I’m booking a week on Eric Heiden’s thighs” lol

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

Seconding JEFFREY - the play was even better
 
Don’t think I saw listed here
LOST LANGUAGE OF CRANES
with Brian Cox and Eileen Atkins. Heartbreaking.

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

The preparation time for a top is the time it takes to swallow a pill.
The preparation time for a bottom (especially the Helden-Bottom...) is longer, so
Bottom line...billable hours etc.
His milage may vary...HMMV

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

If bottoming for hand or small toy, heed the guys above- fiber supps amazing! Once you see how well they work. Find your natural rhythm of elimination. A brief shallow flush 1 bulbx2 is all that need to follow if you’ve already moved bowels in solid condition.
 
For deep play, I plan ahead, lower food intake day and a half before. Lots of liquid, an egg, a small salad, some fruit, Greek yogurt. no meat. No alcohol Same fiber. 4hr ahead of meeting: 1 round of 2-bulb clean out. Use shower shot only if needed:
Med flow, warm, to a count of five, hold for 20 sec then expel. Repeat a couple times more until clear - use your body to help, isolating core muscles, leaning to one side than another as you expel. Breathe as you push out. Adjust quantity and hold time as needed. There is a learning curve. Having a long skinny 12-16” toy to do a final reconnaissance mission is a good idea. Done by 2hr lead time
Lie down for 15m, followed by getting up and moving, stretching, breathing. Check in over toilet. Bulb rinse as needed. Then proceed with grooming routine.
Try to allow your body its natural elimination process Douching above is NOT for daily routine. Only when a hand or silicone buddy might be in the vicinity of the ...holding bin
Hint: day before use an emollient on your hole and taint (Vaseline, coconut oil, etc) so the imminent water-use doesn’t chap your ...lips. Reapply after wiping, etc and before sleep.
Long Live the Home Bidet!!

The preparation time for a top is the time it takes to swallow a pill.
The preparation time for a bottom (especially the Helden-Bottom...) is longer, so
Bottom line...billable hours etc.
His milage may vary...HMMV

Licensing agreements expire at different times, for different media distribution platforms. It’s happening on Netflix as well with no particular regard to content.
Save the protest signs this time around... maybe be repainted for better use in the fall.

First time I was ever a client (presenting tips for personal entertainment) was at The Gaiety in NY, in a side room stand up with a dancer whose nom-de-porn was Fred Slinger
 
http://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles/s/i_stars/Slinger_Fred/index.html
 
I thought, ‘this is pretty cool”
 
So it was,
So it is,
So it shall be.

The preparation time for a top is the time it takes to swallow a pill.
The preparation time for a bottom (especially the Helden-Bottom...) is longer, so
Bottom line...billable hours etc.
His milage may vary...HMMV

The preparation time for a top is the time it takes to swallow a pill.
The preparation time for a bottom (especially the Helden-Bottom...) is longer, so
Bottom line...billable hours etc.
His milage may vary...HMMV

Self reporting is cloudy...
It’s akin to “” I’ve been absolutely faithful in our marriage “
Which lead to the notion that VD could spread via toilet seat...
 
“I’m strictly a top” may be something never followed up through on when the client has thick 8””

The preparation time for a top is the time it takes to swallow a pill.
The preparation time for a bottom (especially the Helden-Bottom...) is longer, so
Bottom line...billable hours etc.
His milage may vary...HMMV

Yes, the beloved Gaiety. In the early-mid 1990’s I discovered heaven and the side room. There I saw one of the most beautiful men I had ever seen: Cory Evans, the porn star:
http://www.smutjunkies.com/updates/cory-evans-handsome-hung-blond-american-gay-porn-star/
 
 
https://m.boyfriendtv.com/model/cory-evans-4926/
 
https://m.falconstudios.com/en/model/Cory-Evans/11518
 
One session back at his hotel began a long string of hiring. The Gaiety had some of the most beautiful men in the world, hot, naked and ready to bring you pleasure.

Been stumbling across some good Australian TV lately
Not fully binging yet but have been enjoying
RAKE on Netflix. Telecast 2010-17 I think. Contemporary courtroom drama, centered around a defense attorney who lives the low life, tries to be a good divorced dad, gambles with dangerous people, is hot and raggedy-handsome, even in the barrister wig. Lots of sex and nudity. Funny. Good twists.