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Carrying off Neil Simon in the 21st C takes chutzpah, charm, and an understanding of life without mobile phones. They brought the first item.!

The prostate is not the sole participant in anal orgasm. Many nerves live in clusters from just outside the anus to deep in the rectum where it meets the sigmoid. The full-body shake-n-quake is more rare, and because the brain hears loudly the signals coming from that one gland, that’s the primary area we focus on. I still have my prostate. The full-body ones, that I experience, are triggered with depth play with the right long toy that pushes through sigmoid, hitting the splenic flexure, in conjunction with stretch of rectum and hole. Though elusive, isolation of upper abs helps. When signals from the prostate are silenced, from removal, it’s easier for the brain to receive more subtle signals which tie less to ejaculation. Like women’s orgasm, it’s not from a single point of stimulation, but numbering a few to several, as we’re all configured differently. The full body O is a hummmm as opposed to the bang with ejaculation. Every man should have at least one in their life.

Yeah, A&F was around in the early 20th C as the “leisure class” emerged, and, men being men, leisure activity included killing things for no reason.

Originally I think they were a brand known for well-made sportswear. They later hired well-made models instead. Since I was their (25ish?)age, I’ve not been as attracted to the boyish type they represent and sell to. I admire their ad photography, though - always great lighting, with pretty flesh. I doubt Netflix will skimp on sharing.

None of has a choice about how and when we enter the world. Too many of us have no choice about how we must exist in the world. Almost everyone has no choice about how and when we depart this world. A small handful of people look at the big picture from their POV, call bullshit and say “that’s it, I’m done, it’s my choice.” I applaud their courage and respect their decisions, and I would honor the request of a loved one to go at home, on a blanket, head being stroked, surrounded by family -the same we do for pets. The opposition to the idea stems from the (accurate) assessment that once deceased, you are no longer a consumer. Prolonged “life” repeatedly transfers your money to many interests over years. Death only does it once. Not good for the economy. Bon voyage, cher Alain.

Just watched a Netflix doc on female sexual pleasure, and one of the points about the brain’s involvement in orgasm translates across gender. The brain is interpreting the physical sensations of the sexual touch and manipulation at the same time it’s interpreting all the other stuff that it does every minute to keep us alive and safe. The same way “dead puppies, dead puppies” is used as a deliberate boner- killer, any number of signals being regularly processed can accidentally interrupt the sequence we are used to that push us over the edge. It could be the vibration of a silenced phone across the room, a tingle or itch on your foot. I think one of those interrupters can be the presence of a partner. Being aware of their rhythm as different from yours, are they having fun? or wondering if they are going to come along with you…It could be a subconscious thought about if you’re going to come or not, or sudden awareness that the edge has a curb, and you aren’t goin over it… Ejaculation can be reflexive, achieved in men without our mental participation. It’s not necessarily pleasurable on its own, and orgasm can happen without shooting. Accelerator and brakes Oh well, next time.

Not many times do I ask, “Meryl who?” Sarah Lancashire is brilliant starring in HBOmax mini series about Julia Child, at the beginning of her groundbreaking TV career teaching us about making food. Bravo to HBO- Great everything: writing, direction, design, casting, chemistry. Fantastic use of humor for leavening throughout (Ep1-3, at least) and food porn, of course. Loving it. Fans of Julia Child should watch.

I could respond faster than they expect, and kill it. But it’s way more enjoyable to just laugh along with everyone! That way, they never expect me to set their car on fire 🔥

He’s got an active Twitter account. Totes on DL.

Not hard. See spatter? Grab a small wad of tissue, wipe off rim and flush it. Repeat with floor if necessary, under foot. You’re washing hands still, riiiight?

I have never hired a butt that wasn’t proportional and attractive. But the nicest? So subjective, really. But the very nicest was the one who sent flowers addressed to my tongue the next morning.

Gotta say - the Oscars were more fun when the following day was speculation about who slept with who

The hard part, I imagine, is if you want them to look like a particular pair of lovers as part of your fantasy. Pam&Tommy might be easier than, say, Harold& Maude, or Rob&Laura Petrie.

The assumption that “everyone knew” that Jada had Alopecia is silly. I am not a regular consumer of celebrity medical news. My sis has it, I know that it’s a very emotionally charged condition for women. But I had no idea Jada had the disease until after the incident. Rep. Ayanna Pressley has Alopecia. I DO follow politics, and this is what a head looks like with total hair loss: The smoothness of the scalp from hair loss is worth pointing out. Jada’s makeup team added hair stubble and shading all over the head, which reads as “shaved hair growing out”, a style choice that looks gorgeous on her. it’s beautifully executed, and in colors that say “formerly longer hair” Google other photos and you’ll see she’s almost always got that shading as part of fabulous step-n-repeat looks. It’s intended to fool they eye into seeing hair. Chris Rock aimed the short joke at her look at the event. This sort of jest is always fair game. So he saw: Buzzed hair (not hair loss) Green almost-military bodice. He thought of GI Jane, a powerful female character, as the comparison. The joke worked. Not brilliant, but if Rock didn’t know, and was riffing on her look last evening, it was not insulting in its aim. Will Smith stepped on his own dick last night, knowing he might win, perhaps gambling he wouldn’t. Still a fine actor. Has a lousy team for clean-up. Totally Shitty party guest, though. If I were Mr and Mrs Dolby he’d be banned from my house. The new set-up of nominees at cocktail tables in front made it all feel a bit less formal, like the Globes, or even a Celebrity Roast. All in all, it’s another argument supporting my premise that entertainment award shows are redundant, ubiquitous, serve no good purpose, and should be eliminated as mass entertainment. I adored Amy Schumer.

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A mother-in-law who self-cathed required the acquisition of one - just the seat, USpa from BioBidet for guest bath toilet. The additional one we then added to the master is just for pleasure and well-being. I’m using 40% less water since retirement from work (hair) that demanded a lot of it, so using the bidet is a wash.

There is a difference between leaving a bad Yelp review about a restaurant, and gagging one’s self to emesis all over the table, in order to show disappointment. Some people love to ruin the fun for everyone. Basta. Ban him.

No law suits please - Rock can build a tour and HBOSpecial around this, and get rich that way. Will Smith will apologize in private and in person. And probably make a huge charity donation at Rocks direction. His speech did nothing to help. They should both drop it. Oh wait… one of them just won a top award and will be pinned down about it at every turn 👀

15 Year Absence from advertising is a clue, isn’t it?

@Jarrod_Uncut It’s exactly the right thing to remove contact info from the profile! Your problem seems to stem from a general disregard of human nature. Your happiness and success will be found working with things, rather than people, whose unpredictability is beyond your understanding. People will flake. People will misrepresent. People will get sick. People will love their time with you, but simply not have the money nor time to schedule more. This is all part of human nature and accepting situations out of yours and others’ control. Your posts’ content in total, make it seem you are doomed for a life that will be diminished by your endless frustration at people being human. Find a career where you can work with things on your own with no interpersonal contact with others. You are a beautiful man who needs to work with things, not people. And please don’t ruin dogs by seeking a job with animals. 🐶

I saw this years ago before it disappeared. Behold, somebody Tweeted it after it came back! THE SHORTEST 4-Act Play you’ll ever see, from The Late Show and the late, great, Elaine…

I now always request they wear some sort of clothing when I arrive - a couple have come to the door starkers. Yes they look amazing but TBH I like to slowly unwrap an expensive object. I hate the “unboxing” YT videos, but it’s the same sort of reveal, by peeling off protective layers in the way of the prize. My fave is a jock, tee, and shorts. You can keep yer hat on… 😋 And your cock ring…

If he’s just capitalizing on the baby-goat-yoga thing, I will pass, as cloven hooves leave marks during massage with the pressure I require. Although, if he looks a cute as they do in a flannel onesie, It will be tough to say no.

Does writing in complete sentences on the profile discount the physical charms?