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Always mix the man mags into the mainstream mags. Catherine Tate as Derrick, how very dare you!!🤣🤣🤣

I am just now remembering I dated a guy in the early 80’s who had only one ball - his cancer arrived before the advent of the quality prosthetics. I didn’t find it in anyway disruptive to having sex. I think I was able to take everything in a mouthful before he got too hard. Sweet fuzzy guy.

Skating (and skiing ) involve simultaneous pressure of bending the knee and shifting weight to in order to move forward, to follow a curved path, and to stop. Whatever you decide, factor that in.

If you have one testicle, you can produce enough fluid to ejaculate. They might not all be swimmers is all.

Being a Masseur gives them polite coverage if they simply don’t want oral/anal sex with a client. This is why I hire escorts who are also really great masseurs , and discuss ahead. Good Lord. If I want that guessing game of will we/won’t we, I wouldn’t be paying for anything more than a decent dinner date. 🤣🤣🤣

This is interesting for many in NYC. Too soon for real hope for law reform, but a step n the right direction! Arrests down in NY N’Yawka’s: whadda all youse think??

That’s all it requires!! (But he did make her lesbacious.) 🤣

The person offering the service defines the term. You will never be the first client to ask for clarification. Often, a masseur may have an escort ad on another site - that reduces overall confusion and it’s easy to ask for a combo of massage and some play. When I hire a massage, I look for training and yrs of experience, because that makes a difference for me, as well as having a legit table. If you want more than a manual HE massage, prepare to pay escort rate. “If you want to offer an upgrade of service once we’ve begun, I come prepared for that, if you have additional time available” It gives him an out if he’s not as into your type. Don’t be nervous. The combo, if done right, is better than just sex. 😘

During the procedure, a prosthetic testicle can be inserted in the sack to visually restore the holy trinity and I believe it is covered by insurance in most cases. This is part of the procedure planning and there will be samples from which he can choose, if he opts for it. Hope your friend comes through cancer-free.

It’s about a senior’s perspective on insecurity in their body, their chosen lives having not met needs sexually, not rocking that boat with the goal of remaining partnered, and in their social station. On the flip side, a younger partner with a surplus of body confidence, unclear dreams for himself, and a lot of painful rejection in his past. They help each other. And it’s hilarious enough!

There’s only one that would make sense for me: I’M NOT HERE YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

If prostate stim is a goal, you can do it yourself with fingers, just to learn the terrain. Anterior in this case, means towards the balls. About two knuckles in. You’ll feel a slightly raised bump about the size of a quarter, with a walnut like texture. Stimulate the areas immediate around it - like rubbing the sides of the quarter. It’s the most pleasant sensation, where direct pressure on the gland can feel just odd at first. In order to feel this you need feedback from your finger(s) rather than relying on an object. Once you understand what your structure is, you’ll be able to use any insertable object with more accuracy, and gauge your timing with targeting the right place in sync with ejaculation. Good luck!

He’s very attractive. Don’t forget that Rhett Butler essentially known for not giving a damn…

The male FUPA. The struggle is real. 😂 No it really is.

“Educated” is as reliable a metric as “friendly“. No attitude”. “Easy-going”.

I like it as a fantasy - a drunken evening with a straight man I already know, that leads to…something. Straight men love having their dicks played with and sucked, and if that servicing is all I want to accomplish during a paid session, why not? Personally that is rarely my goal, so… (For me, it’s like wasting one of Disney booklet’s “E Tickets” to ride Mr. Toad…)

On the RentMenu: parts a la carte

As one who was introduced to gay porn in the late 70’s, I have heard the gamut. Sometimes the actual noises of sex do seem alike -slapping, slurping, moaning, dirty (limited) vocabulary, but when the guys are clicking in personality, especially when laughter is included, it heightens it all for sure.

Perfect. I’m an aging Aquarius

White Lotus Coral Gables? 😂

The good news is that here we all accept that love is priceless, but the rest is negotiable. You’re bound to find the inspiration you can eventually make real. Someday, something about somebody will tell you what you want. Probably when it’s the furthest thing from your conscious mind, and your recollection of it later requires filling in details from the imagination.

I think Tanya was always a tragic character. Her whole presence was large from the pilot on, and her ultimate tragedy had to be big. The right story was told, ultimately, and offers all sorts of loose ends for us to talk about. Someone on Twitter pointed out the slow aria at the beginning of the episode, “Dido’s Lament” (the heroine’s death) begins with “Thy hand, Belinda…” Belinda. Love that. The series needs to find its next new thing and the bar is high, now. Mike White has a gift for casting, building slow tension, and adding just the right amount of weird, so I expect it will be worth watching.

If you’re spending lots of time with your fave provider maybe let him manage your endings? 🤣 If you’re intent on a sensual or erotic massage, there are lots of good gay providers in PS who can come to your hotel with table, or accept in-call. Also, check at Gay resorts with day-pass and massage packages, (which may include sexy masseur and release). Luxury spas offer nothing that includes release, nor touching of clients genitals, nor patron touch of the masseur. Some say, why bother? A legit therapeutic massage all on its own is transformative to the body and spirit. Whether or not you find the bodyworker attractive is irrelevant to benefiting from touch, pressure and manipulation from skilled and experienced hands. Be frank with masseur about pain, mobility-flexibility issues, and pressure preferred. Expect to remain fully draped. What’s not going through your head: Does he think I’m old or ugly? Should I suck his dick, or just touch it? Will I be able to come? Do I tip accordingly? Will he come? Does that change the tip? I’m going to need to help him pack up and get outa here! >>>>>Your mind relents along with the flesh. Your belongings are safe in a locker with a key that’s always on you. They provide footwear, robes and as many towels as you want. Nice products for showering and grooming. Cruising and play between clients in public areas are at your own risk. Wrong witness, and you’ll be asked to leave. Tipping is done through the credit card (or in a cash envelope they provide) when checking out. 15-20% for meeting expectations, more if they really provided relief to aches or left you feeling like a limp noodle! Most spas allow time for you relax and awaken. Enjoy sauna, steam. Easy add-ons would be foot/hand treatments. Spring for a spa day with lengthy (separate) therapeutic massages at a luxury hotel/resort/spa. Skin treatments might be booked in tandem with 2 attendants at larger venues. (The “couples massages” are shite -don’t even.) Ask your buddy if he has visited any that he recommends. 4/5 star Hotel Chains often use same high standards for each spa at various properties, and maybe there’s a chance he visited a related hotel spa somewhere. Reservations are essential- especially requesting by gender. Arrive early for spa use and shower. I’m jealous already 💜💜💜

Whatever the market will bear.