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A man who has been pleasurably fucked will not find sedation absolutely essential. Sedation mostly for the people who feel icky about their ass. “Pain” is no more than strong gas cramps from the air used to expand folds away from the lens. I’ve had propofol for tooth extraction and cardioversion, essential in both of those procedures, and agreed to sedation for two prior colonoscopies. My 84 yr old mother had gone without it, and with my appointment-making and sign-in they repeatedly tried to talk me into having it, and I said no thanks. They insert a line “just in case” If temporary cramping sounds scary, knock yourself out! If awake, You’re able to see screen and ask questions. I was also able to help guide the scope by pressing on my tummy at one point scope met resistance - the tech was really close and I knew how to make a final adjustment. Tip: Boost ease of prep adding one additional full day of the no-solid / light colored liquids diet prior. You won’t starve. Solids mostly or fully gone when you drink the evil juice. 80% easier when you buckle in to ride the porcelain pony.

I’m sure it’s not just me who finds “bargain” and “Martha Stewart” a slightly shady pairing. Not unlike Martha and Snoop. Though I would buy whatever chair he sat in to get her truly baked for the first time. 🤣

This is the part I have trouble with. I picture somebody telling me “omg, all my money is gone! Like poof, gone!!” “ This is terrible! Did you get robbed?” “No…” ”…did your phone get hacked?” ”…no…” ” OMG was there a breach in the bank’s security system?” ”Not that I know of.” “Any missing checks?” ”Who uses checks?” “But how would somebody get your account information?” ”Oh, I linked it to an app on my phone, super easy!”

There are some guys who look great in trashy lingerie. It’s not something I would be into in person, but I admire those with the embonpoint to work it on camera 🍑

The signing at Appomattox.

A small business owner I know (handmade jewelry) says the only people who insist on paying her in cash are over 55-60. That almost everyone else uses an app for transfer. I wonder if providers might use that as a predictor about clients.

Enough providers still accept cash - I do not use EFT’s - no apps of that type on my phone. No cash? No thanks.

90 seconds is longer than most girls get on their first time.

Hub and I able to invest in rental properties in a smaller market some years back- glad we diversified when we did. Have made back initial $$. We both have 401k plus some bonds and a few individual stocks. Both retired, 65, one of us collecting SS, other waiting for higher payout at 71. All of the rental units have remained occupied 98% of the time. All have increased in value. Fuckin’ lucky, they call it. Will be looking into more bonds in next few years to keep a chunk safer from wild market fluctuations.

It’s obviously a scenario pursued by very wealthy clients. I think if I had that much money, it would have been invested in an unruly teenager who despite being a total money-suck would take care of me in my dotage…😆

It’s a figure of speech, I know, but if using it literally, “out of control”, relative to providers of personal services, can you please explain the mechanisms of “control” that have been breached? Somebody gonna shake down Huggy Bear? 😂

Not exactly the number for many of you. Not nearly enough? (That is not true. There is little left to surprise this old bird)

What they must have gone through to preserve Kinescope from 1050-something.😉

Okay. I must set aside my hyper awareness of makeup and let it work its magic on me. Thx!

Was she trying to win a bet with Leto about who could wear more makeup and padding to play a part that should have gone to heavier actor? They’re out there. I love her performances as a rule, but c’mon now…

I’m gluten intolerant and rice pasta has been my go-to for decades now. Much better flavor for me than corn or quinoa This stuff has an entirely different texture/mouth feel. Maybe I need it prepared by a pro?

I love Amy Schumer’a work. Stop right here if you don’t. I appreciate Cringe comedy in the right hands. e.g. After Life Now, stop here if you don’t. It’s a really good series that includes bits of truth from Amy’s life, as she plays Beth, who has unhappy work, social and love lives, along with some family drama. Over time, changes get made in her situations, and an it has interesting cast of supporting characters - all brilliantly cast - along the way. Bravo to Michael Cera for capturing the sweet essence of Amy’s RL husband Chris.

Reminds me of those almost freak accidents caught on someone’s dash cam. Traffic moving, beautiful day and then oops that’s a truck in my windshield

Ken had shitty outfits. I stuck with Barbie.

In addition, the possibility for the top to be so vigorous as to tear his own piss hole open is much lower. (Jewelry excluded, natch)

This sort of fantasy requires more than a couple of big asks from your top. Earned absolute trust. (Prior meets) Excellent acting, including experience with non-damaging physical combat. (A stage actor?) Significant turn on - hot for you and for the scenario.

If the Pics Are INCREDIBLE - begin with that.

A friend had great success with a service called Model Meals. https://modelmeals.com/ A working mom who is also a marathon runner. She used them to get through weeks of working off-hours and weekends.

I tried them once and it answered my questions. (The answer: back to zucchini spirals.)

Personal bottles are ubiquitous these days. I have one with me going to a provider. When hosting new people in my home for any get together, I offer only new sealed bottles. Sort of the leftover hyper-awareness of contamination over the past two years.