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I am mostly interested in skills and intuition. Sometimes a provider will ask what I prefer, and I say whatever is more comfortable for you. As I lay on my stomach I let my arms drop, and when he moves them onto the table I say, please feel free to place my hands wherever you want. 😆

Perhaps the “hadn’t quite healed” and “anal fissure” are very different from what your buddy is going through. If he’s a long-time FB, have an honest chat.

I keep my expectations low and wind up with less disappointment… if I am certain I want the HE, I’ll pony up for an actual escort

I’m loving it. Would not want to binge. 3eps to go

Same hourly rate whether the rocks have to go uphill or downhill. Moving rocks is work.

Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan BIT.LY Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan Shaving used to refer to something else something else, it seems Waxing still just epilation… 😂

Hey, at least there’s still demand for what brings ‘em round!

I have not seen him since ‘19. He may now be more pumped and/or bulky? He’s a smart, sweet, decent man, with admirable sex skills and equipment, which will not have changed.

Cross check ads in LA rentmasseur and rent.men - many list on both the former will stress the providers skills, ambience, experience, etc. Say you saw the escorts website profile, so he knows your real goal. Many of the guys with both offerings have a bodywork/play package. Good luck!

He’s not cancelled in the zeitgeist He has lots more bile to spew, and someone will buy him the opportunity, just to serve their own goals. May the remainder of his life be filled with fear and dread.

I’m reminded of a colleague who griped to us at work about all the evenings she had to spend every week leaving bad Yelp and Amazon reviews for everything that wasted her time.

I grew up in the 60-70’s Midwest where guys with bodies worth looking at were not a product of the gym, but lucky with some DNA and a solid construction (or similar) job that kept them fit. In the 70’s the same type of guys that were between jobs in LA could be lured with beers and weed to be filmed jerking. The old Reliable ads were in the first gay mags I saw. Finally rented one in VHS in the 80’s and it was total gonzo home movie style. Were it not for the spectacular appendage in the frame I’d have hit eject and moved onto something Falcon…😄

😢A unique entertainer who took bold risks with his character creations, and a long career doing it! RIP Barry. And Edna. And Sir Les.

If you’re looking to engage in a new aspect of sexual interaction, you’re more likely to find a hired partner with the complimentary skill set for what you want to experience than a rando from apps. You’re not looking for anything that isn’t on most available “menus” but providers are just more likely to have had recent experiences with first-timers. Good luck!!

(TABLE: yes/no) this is paramount info for me. It’s the first thing I check about masseur’s services/amenities. Some remain vague in ads.

Clients like me waste the provider’s time with exchange re: duration, start time and location - if those don’t work for me, I don’t need the rate because time parameters are fixed for me. I will say “thx I will try with more notice next time” and just contact another provider. We’re a waste of your time, J. All of us. We LIVE to torture SW’s by responding to ads. 😉

In many cases, erotic massage will not be offered to every client regardless of logical assumptions from the photos His rate is reasonable for good work from an attractive guy in a comfortable setting. Maybe on the third date…?

The fantasy that exists in your mind is an awfully high benchmark for the reality to live up to. Chemistry: combining three elements may not yield same result as when combining two. Good luck!🍀

@RadioRob Thanks for doing such a great job (and/or giving great jobs 😘)

Instead of top/bottom how about “give/get” for activities. For blowjob, rimjob, f@cking, edging, bondage, toys, FF - it would provide more detail of what the provider actually enjoyed, rather than just relying on the ad that says “fully vers” when he is not and knows it. Still, questions remain about role of “top/bottom” in rimming - give/get seems clearer, for example. And when it comes to “taking charge”, isn’t a bossy bottom actually the top?

Phone activity

“I don’t have a recent photo, but can send you a link to a courtroom artist’s sketch, if that will help” 🤣

The one time I heard “musta been hot when you were young” I assumed he was talking about the cooling of the earth’s crust.

I did like Phantom a lot. It’s not gone forever, no show is… However, in just a couple more months, my marriage will have lasted longer than the longest running Broadway show in history.