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We who enjoy XL toys and/or hands as part of anal play can have overall responses that vary even from our own norms of staying hard getting fucked by live dick. First, is the time factor - lots of gradual teasing, opening, etc combined with upsizing.

Something about the combo of girth and depth simultaneously yields a level of unique pleasure that doesn’t involve my own cock, but while experiencing deep waves of ecstasy from inside, I achieve the penile orgasm as well (minimal come…) in way that employs my softie like a clitoris. The hum capped by the bang. ‼️ 

“Does the roommate know why I’m there? Fine, let’s go ahead”

Then, after tipping, before leaving, find the roommate and discreetly say, 

“I gotta hand it to you, friend. I’ve been hiring X for years. You’re the first roommate he’s had who can manage him through the rehab, disappearances, binges, liquor store heists and incarcerations. It really means a lot to him.”

I think perhaps we’ve all misunderstood the importance of hiring a masseur who’s completely comfortable at restaurants and formal events. 

“New kids” are easier to find than you’d expect. 

Kids grow up, and everything New is old again. 

Seems weird to me that a vendor of any sort of intimate personal services would rather lose business than have a 2-3 min scheduled phone convo about the extent of the services. 

We have a choice now?

47 minutes ago, secgoo said:

I much prefer to have 2 bottoms fighting over who gets my first load

Do you have to submit the script ahead of time? 🤭

Delicious childhood memories of the Crumb Coffee Cake. Though the brand made it to sunny CA, that product was among the ones phased out too soon. No competition with that cake anywhere on the market. But they still carry some donuts.

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A self-description as top or bottom or verse is just that - a self-description, which can be moot in the moment. 
 

The actual behaviors within a sexual encounter are going to vary, whether pro or amateur, depending on the combo of personalities and parts actually present.
It’s chemistry - precise in the lab, a crap-shoot on a date.  

I wouldn’t want to be the one collecting him from the airport and trying to stuff him into a car after a long distance flight. 
But I’d pay a small fee for the YouTube short of it. 

Huey Lewis. 

Regardless of the geographical marvels, some trips need a connection with people…

As media grows, so have the number and variety of music awards. Pop stars, by definition, have an expiration date. Yet they persevere into an age where their popularity remains pretty much just among their timeline peers. 
 

That said, Joni is eternal. 
 

5 hours ago, ShortCutie7 said:

Wow, BOTH gluten and lactose intolerant… must be a tough Venn diagram to navigate!

Used to be much harder. all it takes is market share…

My sensitivities to gluten and cow dairy are now officially a market demographic, for shopping and dining out. 
 

I love garlic and onion. In the moment.
On the breath of another it can be overpowering. 

I prefer to use this tool on myself to break up knots - I don’t trust someone to know pressure and angle - it’s not the same as masseur using own touch as a guide. 

I take cues from text in the ad.

If a provider has recurring misunderstanding from interested parties, the limitations of notice can be easily laid out. (Also understand that Available Now contradicts “book in advance”)

if there’s nothing in the ad about advance booking, I text with intro, and ask about 24hrs ahead. We go from there.
 

Jarrod, just be clear in the ad. Don’t ask us to read a separate brochure for pre-qualification. Pick a minimum amount of notice, post it, and stick to it. 

A friend spoke of having gone to gatherings like this about 10-12 years ago in a major city. He said his last one was at a sort of skeevy motel. “One rule I make for myself at these, is Never be the first to arrive, nor the only one to leave in a body bag” 🤣

Just like Lauren Boebert, the providers spoken of here are compensated solely for their time. 

Is it rare to see the provider specifically ask to be contacted solely via the RM app or website msgr? That jumped out at me as unusual. 

Like his presentation.

I live just north of DTLA, I know how I feel after good bodywork, and I know the drive too well…

not a good combo for me or the greater public. 

The methods used to add girth bring fat and fluid into the area. The girth added is temporary, purely decorative, not structural.

Interesting on camera, but IRL, meh. I’ve been with one guy who used vacuum pump to the perfect degree for his penis size. The injections seem to be totally beyond the patient’s control for aesthetic or functional use. 

“Dear Penthouse Forum,

I still can’t believe the scene I found myself in last weekend in NYC, near a hotel in Hell’s Kitchen…”

😎

He’ll never be known for his Moliere… handsome kid. 

No words, J. 🙏🏻😘😘