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On second thought, Brock Purdy looks more like Howdy Doody than Lee Harvey Oswald.

On 2/7/2024 at 10:06 PM, Vegas_Millennial said:

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/37362/

I had a fantastic massage with Dann in 2020.  Very good massage, and very memorable erotic elements.  When I go back to Dallas, it would be to see Dann again and to visit the Tin Room. 😉

How did you find the Tin Room? Everytime I've been it's been disappointing. Would love to hear somebody had a good time. Maybe I need to go on a different day.

Am becoming a fan of boyish faced Brock Purdy. Hope he wins tomorrow, though I doubt SF can hang with KC. Mahommes is just too good. 

Gonna be a long show. The video with Mary J. Blige and U2 singing their song "One" is really awesome, IMHO.

Can't believe all these KIDS are over 18. As a website and community we should be more careful, IMHO.

Watched a few youtube videos of the Von Erichs. Geez Kevin Von Erich was a good looking man! Brought back pleasant high school memories.

Wow you're off on an adventure for sure. I bet you can find a willing partner that will meet most of your requirements. Fair warning though. This little hobby of ours is kinda addictive. Bet you can't eat just one. Anyway, have a great time.

But they are sooooo cute!

I love Jhonny. Decent massage, but the next part is wonderful. Such a sweetie!

OK I'll bite: Funny he doesn't look Greek. But it's nice of him to reach out to the community when he doesn't need the money. 😁

On 1/22/2024 at 9:00 AM, PileDriver said:

I have an annual exam with my gay urologist. it's a fun exam that we both enjoy. throb.

 

Me too. Cutest doctor I've ever had. It's a wonder I don't "spring to life" in his presence. Don't know if he enjoys treating me, but I surely love it.

Hey @APPLE1, thanks for all the advice. Still working on my starter; it is not really strong enough to make my bread rise sufficiently. But I'm kinda hooked, so I'll keep plugging away hoping to get it right. 

Best one ever.

Answer: SIS BOOM BA

Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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Watched old Johnny Carson reruns tonight. He did Carnak the Magnificent skit, where he is given the answer and "divines" the question.

Answer.  Oil of Olay

Question. What do you use to deep fry a bull fighter?

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Watched old Johnny Carson reruns tonight. He did Carnak the Magnificent skit, where he is given the answer and "divines" the question.

Answer.  Oil of Olay

Question. What do you use to deep fry a bull fighter?

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Lordy they are all so pretty. 

I was getting ready to go to college one summer when my dad sticks his head into my room and says, "Hey, you don't need to know anything, do you? OK. Great."

He was so embarrassed about having to bring up the topic, but seemingly duty bound to "check off that box." At the time I just rolled my eyes. But looking back it was incredibly funny in its awkwardness. 

I think so. Looks a little different than what I remember. But the reviews match up. Great looking dude in any case.

Whoops! Political postings. Ball gags for the lot.

A very perfect response to all those members (myself included) who try to sneak it political commentary from time to time. I am here warned, because that the LAST item I ever want stuffed into my mouth.

What did the jar of pickles say to his therapist?

I have a hard time opening up.

I'm just hoping the entire state power grid doesn't go belly up like it did a few years ago when we had an icy week. (Though it will give ole "Cancun Ted" Cruz another excuse to fly off to the tropics again.) Whoops, sorry, borderline political talk. Guess I'm skating on thin ice here. 

On 1/9/2024 at 10:57 PM, relax man said:

I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.

You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.

Seriously, you nasty.

Congratulations, @relax man. You're my first personal attack on this fine site! And we do frown upon insults and rudeness around here. But hey, you'll get remembered for something.

Nasty, huh? Haven't been called that since I was nine years old and the maid saw that I tried to touch our German Shepherd's nut sack. But, to be fair, ole Rex sure did have a great pair of low hangers.

Lazy? Guilty as charged. I love nothing more than to lay on the table and let the massage boy do all the work. What do I offer in the experience? O yea, money.

Excuse oneself and go to the bathroom to fart? Well, can't say I've ever done that, whether naked or fully dressed; at a football game or in church. What, no left cheek sneaks allowed in your clan? I can't see myself taking on this habit. Geez, I'd be running back and forth to the bathroom all day long!

You take my tale (or tail) too seriously methinks. This thread asked for "experiences or funny stories." I thought the whole thing was hilarious. My needing to fart on the table. Telling the guy I need to fart (instead of just letting it rip). And then him having a hissy fit at the thought of one of his clients ever needing to pass gas. It was an amusing moment, nothing more. Where you took it; insults, telling off, having the nerve....., acting like you've been wronged perhaps might have been a bit of an overreaction. (Kinda like my massage guy acted.) But that was my point. 

So let's all smile, lighten up, and help one another get through the day. No sense in being mean and insulting, unless of course that's all you know how to be.

Was in a frat. Could have done without the hazing, but the parties and dances were great fun. It's fun as a sophomore, but by my senior year I was wondering what the point was. 

Great thread @Lucky181. Great give and take with all these posters. I wish more providers would introduce themselves as did you. You sound very friendly and welcoming. Hope you have great success.

Thanks. I actually have that exact pan. I'll give it a shot. Your bread is gorgeous; I'm so jealous.