ApexNomad

Happy Birthday. @purplekow 🎂🎉 Here’s to many more! Have a wonderful day!

You can shut me up anytime, Jamie. 😉😘

You’re referencing the old English idiom, “like water off a duck’s back.” Ironically, I think your earlier post showed the opposite… no? LOL

A few more I thought of this morning over coffee. 😂 Business or pleasure? Honey, why not both? I may work by the hour, but I’m unforgettable for a lifetime. I don’t chase clients… I replace them. I don’t need a sugar daddy… I am the whole bakery

You’ll have to explain your mantra to us.

If I was a provider: Your pleasure is my business expense. As a client: Why settle for Mr. Right when I can hire Mr. Right Now? 🤷‍♂️😂

I’m newer to the forum myself, and I personally couldn’t care less if you post a topic that’s been discussed before. As you pointed out, others will sometimes chime in about that. My comment about the “hazmat suit” was just a lighthearted joke. Based on similar threads I’ve read, I thought this one might spark some lively discussion, like others that have ended up closed. The moderators will decide what’s appropriate here, not me. If my joke came across as annoyance, I’m sorry, that couldn’t be further from the truth.

If you run a search on these topics (COVID, vaccines, etc.), you will find similar threads with interesting discussions.

Did he mention anything when you met him? Did you have to say anything further?

What “details” do you want to share? I want the tip of your cock to enter at a precise 37-degree angle, hold for exactly 4.2 seconds, then lock eyes with me like we just solved a murder together. If you’re serious, it’ll come across that way. If you’re wasting his time, it’ll come across that way. Be sincere. I find this to be more of a vibe check and to ensure we both know it’s us. Whatever is important to you: kissing, cumming, topping, bottoming, whatever, voice it. Mention what you’re hoping to get from the experience. See the look on his face when you say that and how receptive or excited he is at the venture of fulfilling your desire. If you feel confident, then great. But you should also be pretty confident before calling. Unless he comes off like he couldn’t be bothered or is not the person advertised, this should really be the time to finalize the date.

Ding. Ding. Ding.

I do this often instead of swapping pics; it’s a great way to get a real feel for the provider. He can see you’re real and you can see if he matches the person in his advertised pictures. It doesn’t have to be long at all. You can share the things that might feel awkward or clunky in text, and see how he responds. Smile, keep it natural, and if you like his answers and overall vibe, that’s the perfect time to lock in a date on his calendar. Best of luck!

Watched the series finale of AJLT. Carrie’s final line, “The woman realizes she’s not alone… she’s on her own,” might be the most tone-deaf ending imaginable for a series that once revolved around four women who were each other’s soulmates. For decades, the whole point was that friendship was the constant, the safety net. To end on a shrugging “good luck out there” is like watching a show about a life raft and having the finale tell you to go swim with the sharks. I read an article that SJP and MPK don’t read reviews or audience commentary on the show. Had they, they might have remembered the show they abandoned from the people who knew it best.

One’s an order at a fine dining restaurant, the other’s you yelling into the drive-thru speaker at 2 a.m.

I’m so old my middle finger’s got arthritis, it’s retired from photo ops.

Because it’s an easy way to frame his life through the lens of shame instead of humanity; a reminder that some people still see his work as something to be punished for rather than a life to be honored.

Of course not… I have them hire their replacement first then I fire them.

From missionary position to missionary work in under 30 seconds.

Easily the most backhanded glowing review I’ve ever read.

A true 10/10 review, top 3 favorite! Just overlook the missing abs, meh peach, and zero massage spirit. Minor details.

Also goes by Joseph Bigz, aka Bigboyjoey.

Make sure your orthodontist sends him a Christmas card.

Translation: Let me just verify your cruise manifest for accuracy.

Mods are already putting on their hazmat suits with this thread. Let’s see how long this lasts.

I desperately want to bleach that sock for him. After other things of course.