MsGuy

A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country. Each summer the lawyer would invite a different escort friend to spend a week or two.
 
On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian escort to stay with him. The friend, eager to visit America, agreed.
 
Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their breakfast. As they went around the berry patch gathering blueberries and raspberries, along came two huge bears, a male and a female.
The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.
 
The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer.
 
Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in that one," cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his escort's family danced in his head.
 
He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
 
"What did you do that for?" exclaimed the lawyer. "I said he was in the other one!"
 
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"

Damn you, sync. If you hadn't posted that warning I would have passed on the link but noooo, you just had to post a teaser and my monkey curiosity did the rest of your dirty work for you.

Bless his heart, I'm sure he is doing the best he can.

LOL Yes, let me get out my little black book of Jewish escorts. I'm sorry I can't be of help to the rabbi. The last time I identified as Jewish was in 9th grade. I do know some some Jewish people but I'm not sure if my mother is still escorting these days.

When he says "nice jewish boy", all it means is that he LOVES his mamma.... All the other stuff is superfluous.....

One of the worst things you can say when commenting on sexual performance is that it was robotic. Until romance is bult into this robot, it does not matter how real the act is. I suppose some do not need romance when having sex. but for me. there always needs romance with sex and there has to be a man in roMANce.

She has the usual agglomeration of new-agey beliefs that they always have.

When we both worked out at the same gym years ago, I admired your gifts. How could I charge a man who brought that much to the table.?
 
Gently cup your left hand behind his head, lean in tight and whispher softly in his ear," Count the cash twice, then put it in plain sight on the table."

I worked in insurance and the data is not at all clear. Women actually have MORE accidents, but because they are slower, the dollar value of damage is less severe. Guys are more likely to total the car, it's true.

Some people really do have too much time on their hands

Just avoid the closed areas.

Getting enraged over half the facts is so 2019.

Pornhub wants to buy Tumblr and restore site to former porn-filled glory
 
Pornhub, media giant!

Do you feel better now that you've put us all in our place?
 
Basic sex isn't basic for everyone: This isn't a one-size-fits-all discussion. Sure, with some escorts there's narcissism or games happening, but for others, sex is just one component of a very layered situation.
 
What you're describing is frustration on an hourly level and that's fine. Just be careful not to lump all escorts and situations into one black or white pot. This industry is wild when it comes to shades of grey.

Yep. Str8 men can’t afford to be picky when seeking sex partners. An attractive young gay men, OTOH, might walk into an adult video store full of men, see nothing of interest, and just walk out.

I can relate to this. Sometimes when I fart I'm not sure if it was solid, liquid, or gas unless I drop trou and check.

I used to want children.
 
But now that I’ve got two millennials in their 20s living at home again, I am rethinking that decision nightly.

Or, perhaps more important, makes friends.

I don't have an opinion, because I don't believe the letter is real.

Regarding the wedding - see what happened when straights were allowed to marry! ;-)))

We had a very simple wedding, just with two witnesses. However, I did wear white