Are You A Bathroom Reader?

[+ Avalon]

I am. I always keep something to read while I'm on the john.

 

I once had a friend who had a tv in his bathroom; it was right across from the toilet.

[Stormy]

I must say this topic stinks to the high heavens. I am uninterested in reading materials in the bathroom

[+ Keith30309]

I suspect this is why so many iPads are sold.

[MassageDrew]

I don’t read anything in the bathroom, and I hate the people in the office who bring their reading materials and just leave it scattered on the floor. Filthy assholes.

 

I’ll pull out my cell phone from time to time when I’m horny and in need some kind of inspiration as I jack off.

[+ Tarte Gogo]

At home, I never go for a number 2 without my ipad.

[bigvalboy]

I am. I always keep something to read while I'm on the john.

 

I once had a friend who had a tv in his bathroom; it was right across from the toilet.

 

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[Nvr2Thick]

I'm a firm believer that the dimensions of Readers' Digest magazine were intentionally engineered so as to fit perfectly on top of the toilet tank.

[+ purplekow]

I keep a few of the latest NY Times Crossword Puzzles on a small pull out table next to the toilet. I find it fitting that sometimes I have difficulty finding just the right answer for 2 down.

[alkan]

I once lived in a house with a beautiful view of an inlet of the sea and the mountains on the other side, By far the best framing of the view was the window of the upstairs toilet. Sometimes the toilet was occupied for so much of the time, it was as though every member of the household had the trots.

[Rudynate]

Never on the can long enough to crack open something to read. I'm in and out.

[MassageDrew]

Never on the can long enough to crack open something to read. I'm in and out.

 

Exactly. Downloading should never take you more than 5 minutes unless you’re that constipated or have some medical condition that affects your ability to go normally.

[+ sync]

I can't focus on more than one thing at a time.

[bigvalboy]

As [uSER=17613]@Massage Guy[/uSER] mentions, while I'm "downloading" my dog always follows me into the bathroom and lays at my feet. I keep a brush handy, and I brush her for a few minutes until I'm finished. Multitasking at it's finest...

[Rod Hagen]

Coffee, Squatty Potty, and the Whole NYTIMES every morning.

[tchm]

I borrowed Fifty Shades of Grey from a local public library and finished reading it in 4 or 5 sessions in my bathroom. I don't think I would have finished that crap in any other room in my house.

[YOUNG_LA_DOM]

I suspect this is why so many iPads are sold.

BIG TIME

[YOUNG_LA_DOM]

Coffee, Squatty Potty, and the Whole NYTIMES every morning.

 

Squatty potty good ?

[YOUNG_LA_DOM]

Never on the can long enough to crack open something to read. I'm in and out.

 

I like your thinking

[Lookin]

. . . my dog always follows me into the bathroom and lays at my feet. I keep a brush handy, and I brush her for a few minutes until I'm finished.

 

Same here! I remember the summer I was on the broccoli diet and she won Best in Show. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

[bigvalboy]

Same here! I remember the summer I was on the broccoli diet and she won Best in Show. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

Broccoli diet?

[bigvalboy]

I am. I always keep something to read while I'm on the john.

 

I once had a friend who had a tv in his bathroom; it was right across from the toilet.

 

Where's Adam Smith when you need him.

Edited March 29, 2018 by bigvalboy

[Pepper Young]

I look at Twitter on my phone.

[+ José Soplanucas]

I am a fast shitter. I would have not finished reading my first headline and would be already done.

 

[marylander1940]

I borrowed Fifty Shades of Grey from a local public library and finished reading it in 4 or 5 sessions in my bathroom. I don't think I would have finished that crap in any other room in my house.

 

I read on planes, but sitting in the toilet helps too.

[Rod Hagen]

Squatty potty good ?

Squatty Potty is a morning game changer.