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stevenkesslar Grand Master

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I have to have surgery an unnamed body part next week

 

 

I know this is a sensitive matter, Chris, and you don't want to dwell on details of what happened during your accident.

 

Just remember - all your simple-minded black bitches ain't goin nowhere. We're here for you, wishing you a speedy recovery. We'll be waiting by the pool in Palm Springs for your spectacular reappearance. Besides, what else is there to do? We can't do nothin' but fuck, anyway.

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I know this is a sensitive matter, Chris, and you don't want to dwell on details of what happened during your accident.

 

Just remember - all your simple-minded black bitches ain't goin nowhere. We're here for you, wishing you a speedy recovery. We'll be waiting by the pool in Palm Springs for your spectacular reappearance. Besides, what else is there to do? We can't do nothin' but fuck, anyway.

 

Well Said, Steven. I think Chris will love the idea being naughty around the pool for laughs and gags. You know how wild his stunts with pool activities can be. Lol. ;).

 

Seems to be one of his many great qualities stirring up "trouble" at pool side. ;):p.

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It is boobs?

 

I hope it's not boobs, Chris. I'll be very cross with you if you get a nice pair of Triple D's before me! :D

 

Even if I am cross with you, I wish you a super smooth recovery, a great holiday season and man, am I every jealous that you can forget about your figure for a little bit and pig out on whatever tastes good!

 

Take good care of yourself, don't be afraid to ask your friends for help and know we will be looking forward to reading your humour real soon.

 

Big hug, man!

 

It's boobs.

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As Noah once said: “It’s too fuckin’ late, so you might as well step out of the queue.”

 

 

I’ll go ahead and bid everyone a happy, healthy early holiday à la Costco since I have to have surgery an unnamed body part next week and I’ll be out of commission for probably 3 months as a result.

 

 

Thank you to anyone and everyone who has offered to help me through this and open cans for me or unzip my pants. I’m looking forward to spending my convalescence learning French, getting fat and becoming addicted to Fentanyl. Thank God I already won EOY.

 

 

Cheers!

 

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Chris:

Good luck with the medical procedure......hope all goes well and you will return soon !

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Funguy Grand Master

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As I recommended with Unsub, give a call out for Paddington Bear so he can be with you through pre-op and post-op recovery. He's a great companion, always sympathetic, never criticizes, is quiet when needed and doesn't eat very much.

More good luck!

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Get well soon!

 

As Noah once said: “It’s too fuckin’ late, so you might as well step out of the queue.”

 

 

I’ll go ahead and bid everyone a happy, healthy early holiday à la Costco since I have to have surgery an unnamed body part next week and I’ll be out of commission for probably 3 months as a result.

 

 

Thank you to anyone and everyone who has offered to help me through this and open cans for me or unzip my pants. I’m looking forward to spending my convalescence learning French, getting fat and becoming addicted to Fentanyl. Thank God I already won EOY.

 

 

Cheers!

 

:)

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stevenkesslar Grand Master

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It's boobs.

 

You lying black bitch. That's not what you told me, whore.

 

Make up your mind about what you are. You have nothing to hide, and everything to be proud of.

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/data/avatars/m/9/9438.jpg?1433366248

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qssRdzYs8bQ

 

In all seriousness, Chris, get well soon and see you in Palm Springs.

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Chris, Prayers and best wishes for a successful surgery, and a relaxing recovery. You're one of the good ones and deserve all the best.

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From a DC newbie to one of the TRUE DC LEGENDS I wish you all the best and I am sure all your clients will eagerly await your return to action. It is funny that in this biz we escorts hear horror stories about competitors (some true...most probably not true) but you are the ONE guy no one ever says anything negative about. Class all the way! MIKEY

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Rudynate Grand Master

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My surgery went well and I'm adjusting to life as a one-armed bandit. The next time one of you motherfuckers slips and starts to fall in the shower... don't look at me because I will not catch you.

 

Therapy starts Monday. Donuts start now.

 

 

That's great to hear. Work hard in therapy - as a veteran of two spine surgeries, I can tell you that you won't be sorry if you give rehab everything you've got.

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Very happy to know you're doing well, man. I see the surgery hasn't changed your "sense of humor" any. :). LOL.

 

Love what a "smart ass" you can be. You and Steven Kesslar seem to have that down packed. :p

 

Stay funny, and keep smiling, baby as we all love you and hoping for a speedy recovery.

 

Keep us posted, and laughing as always.

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