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[mike carey]

[topunderachiever]

11 hours ago, mike carey said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

[mike carey]

Just now, topunderachiever said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

Me too!

[+ Gar1eth]

7 hours ago, topunderachiever said:

Very Good !!  Took me a minute to get this. 

 

 

7 hours ago, mike carey said:

Me too!

I thought it was a typo!!

[+ Gar1eth]

My secret has finally been uncovered!!

[+ Gar1eth]

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[mike carey]

A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."
Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."
Just then, half a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.
"What are those?" asked the Texan.
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

[Danny-Darko]

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[+ jeezopete]

[marylander1940]

[Danny-Darko]

[Rod Hagen]

On 6/25/2025 at 9:17 AM, mike carey said:

Me too!

Dammit!  Hint?

[+ ProGay]

53 minutes ago, Rod Hagen said:

Dammit!  Hint?

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Edited June 30, 2025 by ProGay

[Rod Hagen]

53 minutes ago, ProGay said:

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Dammt!  Thank you.

[marylander1940]

[+ Gar1eth]

On 6/30/2025 at 9:01 AM, ProGay said:

The character wishes that “I didn’t exist.” So the Genie makes the letter “I” disappear, rendering the word “Nothing” as “Nothng.” 

Yikes, I've looked at this several times, and I totally missed 'Nothng,' but I did pick up 'Agan.'

Edited July 2, 2025 by Gar1eth

[+ Gar1eth]

Always remember TANSTAAFL

 

 

[+ Gar1eth]

They say comedy has to be current to remain funny. But I just came across this compilation of Will and Grace. Multiple of these still made me laugh out loud. In fact when I finish making lunch, I'm going to watch it again. 
 

 

Edited July 2, 2025 by Gar1eth

[+ Gar1eth]

Our history in a nutshell. 
 

 

[BSR]

Uh mah gawd, like, do we really talk like this?

 

[CuriousByNature]

4 hours ago, Gar1eth said:

Our history in a nutshell. 
 

 

Almost as funny as Philomena Cunk! 

[CuriousByNature]

4 hours ago, BSR said:

Uh mah gawd, like, do we really talk like this?

 

To answer your question, yes.  Hahaha.  Eh?

I wonder what modelling agency it was where they found Mr. Estonia, Mr. Croatia, Mr. Egypt, and Mr. Dominican Republic?

[BSR]

3 minutes ago, CuriousByNature said:

To answer your question, yes.  Hahaha.  Eh?

I wonder what modelling agency it was where they found Mr. Estonia, Mr. Croatia, Mr. Egypt, and Mr. Dominican Republic?

LOL, spot on!  I was so focused on their imitations of Americans that I didn’t notice how hot some, edit that, most of the guys are.  Does Mr. Israel have an OnlyFans?

[marylander1940]